From IIMiichiII

All Muten Roshi Wants For Christmas...
(To the song All I want for Christmas is my 2 front teeth)
(This is Muten Roshi Singing this n.n)
(Try singing this song with the family!)

Every day I stop 
and stare at pornography 
My potency is (-_-;)
gone as you can really see 
I don't know just who 
to blame for this catastrophe! 
But my one wish on Christmas Eve 
is as plain as it can be! 
All I want for Christmas 
is pornography!
my pornography!  
see my pornography!
Gee, if I could only 
have my pornography,
then I could be with Bulma
"SCARY CHRISTMAS!" (referring to Muten Roshi's perverseness.)
It seems so long since I could do, 
"Something inappropriate maybe to you!" 
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be, 
if I could use my part besides to pee! (EWWW! O.o)
All I want for Christmas 
is pornography!
my pornography!  
see my pornography!
Gee, if I could only 
have my pornography!
Then I could screw you.
"SCARY CHRISTMAS!"