Chikyuu Christmas

At the local mall, Goku has taken a job as a department store Santa.
Krillen, Gohan, and Piccolo have also taken a jobs as elves.
Why did I let Gohan talk me into this thinks Piccolo
"Goku! Stop eating all of the candy canes! Those are for the kids! Do you want to get us fired?" yells Krillen.
"But I’m hungry." whines Goku.
"There’s no time to eat now…you have to do your job." says Krillen.
"Well okay." says Goku
The first kid has a list a mile long "I want a toy train, new bicycle, a puppy, a pony, a GI Joe action figure……..Hey Santa! Are you listening to me?"
No answer. The kid pokes him. Goku mumbles in his sleep something about food but doesn’t awake up.
Krillen pokes him, and Goku wakes up suddenly "King Kai. Is that you? Is the world in danger?"
"No Santa....you fell asleep." says the kid and he starts giggling.
"Who you calling Santa?" asks Goku.
"He means you, Santa, remember?" Krillen reminds him.
"Oh yeah, whose next?" Goku says with a wide grin on his face.
"Don’t I get a candy cane?" asks the kid
"Well..um…whose next" says Krillen "I told you not to eat all of the candy canes!" he whispers to Goku.
"Whoops…Gomen nasai!" says Goku with a stupid grin.
Next is Goten, who jumps on Goku’s lap and says "Hi Santa"
"Hi, Goten" says Goku
Goten’s face lights up and he says "Santa knows my name!!"
Chichi says "Now tell Santa what you want for Christmas, Goten." As she tries not to laugh, Krillen doesn’t even try and is rolling on the floor laughing.
"What’s the matter with that elf?" asks Goten
"I have no idea" Goku lies, while he also tries not to laugh.
Goten lists off what he wants, and then leaves, yelling over shoulder
"Goodbye Santa"
"Bye, Goten."
Goten goes up to a nearby kid and says "See, Santa knows my name."
Next comes a little baby girl that starts bawling as soon as she sits on Goku’s lap.
"Itai." yelps Goku, as the mother apologizes and takes the kid away.
Several more kids, then comes another baby.
Why does my leg feel wet? wonders Goku and looks seeing that the kid has wet its pants. "Yuck.." says Goku as he goes to the back room to clean up.
Why did I let that woman make me take the brat to see this Santa thing, what ever that is, while she goes shopping? thinks Vegeta as he waits with Trunks to see Santa. Hehe Santa had an accident…hmm that Santa looks familiar…
Finally it’s Trunks’ turn, and he sits on Santa’s lap.
Vegeta looks closer at Santa "Kakarott?"
"Shh! Vegeta. Don’t give it away!" whispers Krillen.
"Huh? Why did Tousan call you Kakarott, Santa?" asks Trunks
"Huh? Oh no reason at all, Trunks." says Goku nervously
"How do you know my name?" asks Trunks
"Because I’m Santa and I know every kid’s name."
"No, it’s because he’s…." starts Vegeta but Piccolo smacks him in the back of the head. "You’re gonna pay for that, Namek." yells Vegeta and starts to fighting with Piccolo.
"Why is Piccolo dressed up as an elf and why is he fighting with Tousan?" asks Trunks
"Um…I don’t know…next!" yells Goku.
"Vegeta! What are you doing!" yells a shrill voice.
Vegeta looks down and sees a very angry Bulma. "Oh nothing." He says and floats down to where Bulma is.
"You were fighting again! All I ask is you to go with Trunks to see Santa! But could you get that right? No! That’s it, you have to go with Goku and look for a Christmas tree! And you’re sleeping on the couch tonight! Understand?"
"Hai.. Gomen nasai." says Vegeta
"Hehe, Vegeta is in trouble! Can’t even talk back to a lousy female!" jeers Piccolo.
Vegeta says nothing, but if looks could kill.
"Well as long as you’re here, Vegeta, you can be an elf." says Goku with a wide grin.
Vegeta starts to yell at him, but an angry glare from Bulma stops him.
"Alright. Kakarott." He says through gritted teeth and goes to the back to change.
When he comes back out, Piccolo mocks him "Doesn’t Vegeta look KAWAII?"   Goku, Gohan and Krillen are rolling on the floor laughing. "Shut up! I’m only doing this because that lousy woman made me!" yells Vegeta
"Yeah, sure." says Krillen.
"Why you little!" yell Vegeta and beats Krillen up until he can’t get up.
The next kid comes and asks "Why does one of your elves have green skin? And why does one of your elves have that spikey hair? He looks like he stuck his finger in a light socket."
"Why you little!" yells Vegeta as the others hold him back
"Because one is a Namek and the other is the Saiyajin Prince." says Goku
The kid looks confused and Gohan whispers into Goku’s ear "Remember who you are. Santa."
"Oh yeah" says Goku with his stupid trademark grin.
The night is over, and everyone is at Capsule Corp, except Goku and Vegeta, the group is chatting, the door opens, cursing and yelling can be heard.
"Kuso! Kakarott, turn the tree the other way! No the other way!" yells Vegeta.
"Gomen nasai." says Goku
Fin
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