Chibi Trunks sez: "I
was mad that Meri paid more attention to GT
Trunks' crappy-ass commercial, so I decided
to force her to post MY ad up here! I mean,
it's only fair, right? We're all Trunkses!"
"I WOULD be fair, except that
any 'obsession' with you would probably be a
Chibi Trunks: "Shut
up and let me talk about my commercial! Ok,
in this first scene, me and my home boys, Goten
and Gohan-san are getting ready to jump in the
pool. Oh that was fun!"
are you getting ready to go into the pool fully
Chibi Trunks: "I
thought I told you to shut up!"
Chibi Trunks: "As
expected, we swam in the water with our eyes
you fools ever learn? Couldn't you see
something bad was gonna happen with the way
Goku is pointing and laughing at you?"
Trunks thwaps Meri off-camera>
Chibi Trunks: "Anyways,
we open our eyes, only to see....the dreaded
Chibi Trunks: "This
is my 'extreme close up' shot! Aren't I
sexy? Now, if only that darned Goten wasn't
in the shot. I'd be a star!"
Chibi Trunks: "After
that, the mysterious eye drops are used on us,
and our gorgeous eyes are as good as new!"
Meri: "I never knew
black, beady eyes were considered 'gorgeous'."
Chibi Trunks: "Quiet,
you! The commercial isn't done yet!"
Chibi Trunks: "In
the end, our eyes were saved and we continued
to have fun in the sun. I'm a little pissed
though because Goten got to be the one to show
off the official 'Dragon Case'. I dunno why
the directors picked him when I'm most obviously
the best actor and best looking of the group.
Don't you agree, Meri?"
Gohan is looking FINE!!!!!!!!"
Chibi Trunks: <beats
up Meri> "Hey, I thought you were
the TRUNKS no Miko, not the Gohan no Miko! Jeez,
stupid girl... Soooo, that was my commercial! I
hope you liked it. Of course ya did. It's
so great to be on TV! Maybe I should give
up fighting and start acting full time!
I'll be a child star!"
<snickers to herself>