One DBZ Boy Band has to go!
Which one will it be?
This little turd has no Boy Band potential!
I'm gonna wipe him out right now!"
"Hey, I have potential! Check this out!
Super Duper Cutie Boy Fist Attack! Hiya!"
too slow! Your severe lack of pop-n'-fresh boy
band dance moves has left you vulnerable on the battle
"Damn, I knew I shoulda worked harder on them
Score so far:- Trunkstreet Boys:
2 ||| *N Zync- 2 (all tied up! <gasp>)
come down to the final bout, and I'm going to make
sure that you Trunkstreet Boys will be kicked back
all the way to Boy Band Oblivion!"
"Well you can't do that if I'm pulling on your
cape, huh? Hahaha, I got your cape, got your
cape! Man, it stinks down here!"
one grabs my cape and lives with getting away with
make sure you never grab anything again! *N
Zync Special Judo Chop, hiya!"
"Hey, my upper body is feeling quite numb and....-oh
jeepers, those are my arms on the floor, aren't they?
FINAL SCORE!- Trunkstreet Boys:
2 ||| *N Zync- 3
Gohan: "Ok fellas,
get these Trunkstreet Boys while there down!"
at all the body parts they lost! Hey, why don't
we have some fun with them!"
you thinking what I'm thinking?"
think so Piccolo, but I never thought about going
on tour wearing pink tutus!"
not what I was thinking."
let's do something really bad to these guys that will
ruin their career!"
<Later that week>
back to DBRL. We have a special treat today
from the Trunkstreet Boys! They're new video
is called 'All Mangled Up'. If you
ask me, it's a bit strange, but they said their new
friends, *N Zync, helped them in making it!
Let's take a look."
<Cut to video>
All members <singing
horribly>: "We're mangled...all mangled
up, mangled......by your looooooove.....We're mangled
up, washed up....."
Mirai Trunks: "I
give up! We're friggin' mutants! I quit
this group! It's useless, useless I say! Wahhhhhh!"
<While the video is on t.v.,
a group of young female fans discuss what they saw>
Fan #1: "Did
you girls see the new Trunkstreet video?"
Fan #2: "Yeah,
it kind of....sucked."
Fan #3: "Uh huh,
they are WAY un-cute now! Their new looks is
Fan #4: "What
about *N Zync? They're kind of cute?"
Fan #5: "Nah,
they're old news now. The new and hottest DBZ
Boy Band out there now is....."
Fan #5 <off camera>:
"L.F.O.! Lame Fruity Ones!"
All the girl fans
<off camera>: "<sigh> They're
Mr. Satan <singing>:
in your face Trunkstreet and *N Zync! We're
the new hot DBZ Boy Band!"
Trunkstreet Boys and *N Zync
<off camera>: "OH NO!!!! Not