One DBZ Boy Band has to go!
Which one will it be?
Piccolo: "Feh!
This little turd has no Boy Band potential!
I'm gonna wipe him out right now!"
Chibi Trunks:
"Hey, I have potential! Check this out!
Super Duper Cutie Boy Fist Attack! Hiya!"
Piccolo: "Heh,
too slow! Your severe lack of pop-n'-fresh boy
band dance moves has left you vulnerable on the battle
field!"
Chibi Trunks:
"Damn, I knew I shoulda worked harder on them
dance routines!"
Score so far:- Trunkstreet Boys:
2 ||| *N Zync- 2 (all tied up! <gasp>)
Gohan: "It's
come down to the final bout, and I'm going to make
sure that you Trunkstreet Boys will be kicked back
all the way to Boy Band Oblivion!"
SSJ Trunks:
"Well you can't do that if I'm pulling on your
cape, huh? Hahaha, I got your cape, got your
cape! Man, it stinks down here!"
Gohan: "No
one grabs my cape and lives with getting away with
it!"
Gohan: "I'll
make sure you never grab anything again! *N
Zync Special Judo Chop, hiya!"
SSJ Trunks:
"Hey, my upper body is feeling quite numb and....-oh
jeepers, those are my arms on the floor, aren't they?
<faints>"
FINAL SCORE!- Trunkstreet Boys:
2 ||| *N Zync- 3
Gohan: "Ok fellas,
get these Trunkstreet Boys while there down!"
Vegeta: "Look
at all the body parts they lost! Hey, why don't
we have some fun with them!"
Piccolo: "Are
you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Goten: "I
think so Piccolo, but I never thought about going
on tour wearing pink tutus!"
Piccolo: "That's
not what I was thinking."
Goten: "But
I was!"
Goku: "Ewww....anyway,
let's do something really bad to these guys that will
ruin their career!"
<Later that week>
Krillin: "Welcome
back to DBRL. We have a special treat today
from the Trunkstreet Boys! They're new video
is called 'All Mangled Up'. If you
ask me, it's a bit strange, but they said their new
friends, *N Zync, helped them in making it!
Let's take a look."
<Cut to video>
All members <singing
horribly>: "We're mangled...all mangled
up, mangled......by your looooooove.....We're mangled
up, washed up....."
Mirai Trunks: "I
give up! We're friggin' mutants! I quit
this group! It's useless, useless I say! Wahhhhhh!"
<While the video is on t.v.,
a group of young female fans discuss what they saw>
Fan #1: "Did
you girls see the new Trunkstreet video?"
Fan #2: "Yeah,
it kind of....sucked."
Fan #3: "Uh huh,
they are WAY un-cute now! Their new looks is
so awful!"
Fan #4: "What
about *N Zync? They're kind of cute?"
Fan #5: "Nah,
they're old news now. The new and hottest DBZ
Boy Band out there now is....."
Fan #5 <off camera>:
"L.F.O.! Lame Fruity Ones!"
All the girl fans
<off camera>: "<sigh> They're
dreamy!"
Giru <singing>:
"Lame...."
Yamcha <singing>:
"Fruity....."
Mr. Satan <singing>:
"Ones!"
Cell: "Yeah,
in your face Trunkstreet and *N Zync! We're
the new hot DBZ Boy Band!"
Trunkstreet Boys and *N Zync
<off camera>: "OH NO!!!! Not
another one!"
THE END!
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