<begin the flashback!>
Bulma: "See, Vegeta?
In your younger days, you used to love playing with
your lovely little dollies and toys. What happened!?
Now you're just a grumpy old poop!"
Vegeta: "Hey.....why
does this picture look so recent?"
Bulma: "It's because
it's last week, but that's besides the point."
Bulma: "The point
is that you used to be carefree and fun-loving!
I'm sure you'd enjoy life more if you just went back
to your old self."
Vegeta: "Yeah,
but what good is my old self if you don't have wealth,
spandex, and lots of hair gel, huh!?"
Bulma: "I see you
still do not understand. Fine then. I'll
send you back to the present, where you will soon be
visited by the second ghost. Farewell!"
*poof!*
<Back in the present, in Vegeta's
room....>
Vegeta: "Aw yeah,
that's the stuff! Ohhh baby! There it is!"
New Ghost, Goku: "See
anything interesting down there, Vegeta?"
Vegeta: "KAKAROTTO!
What are you doing in my bed, skank!"
Goku: "Sorry, I
thought you got lost in there or something. Hi
hi, I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present! I'm here
to take you on a trip to show you how much you suck."
Vegeta: "Gee, lucky
me."
Goku: "What I'm
going to do is show you the consequences of actions
that you went through today."
Vegeta: "Why that's....."
Vegeta: ".....those
two shirtless young lads that I saw on the street tonight!"
Goku: "Yes, and
you ignored them in their hour of need! Now just
look at them. In order to get some clothes, they
had to go steal some fuzzy jackets from a pimp.
Isn't it too pathetic?"
Chibi Trunks: "Hey...where'
my ho's at!?"
Chibi Goku: "Who's
yo' daddy!?"
Vegeta: "Good lord!"
Goku: "Then there
was that time in the morning when you didn't respond
to any of your fan mail from your fans! For shame!"
Vegeta: "I have
fans?"
Goku: "No, not
really. They're my fans, actually."
Vegeta: "DAMN YOU,
KAKAROTTO! No more, I can't bear to see anymore!
Take me back! Take me back to my room!"
Vegeta: *kicking and
screaming* "Take me back! Oh, I guess he
took me back. *whew* Maybe now I can get
some sleep..."
Narrator: "All
of a sudden, a cold being entered Vegeta Scrooge's room"
Mystery Man: "Vegeta....it
is time for Judgement Day...YOUR Judgement Day!
Buwahahahaha!"
Vegeta: "NOOO! It's
the third ghost! It's...it's...!"
Wanna find
out who "it" is? You know what to do.
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