<begin the flashback!>
Bulma: "See, Vegeta?
In your younger days, you used to love playing with
your lovely little dollies and toys. What happened!?
Now you're just a grumpy old poop!"
does this picture look so recent?"
Bulma: "It's because
it's last week, but that's besides the point."
Bulma: "The point
is that you used to be carefree and fun-loving!
I'm sure you'd enjoy life more if you just went back
to your old self."
but what good is my old self if you don't have wealth,
spandex, and lots of hair gel, huh!?"
Bulma: "I see you
still do not understand. Fine then. I'll
send you back to the present, where you will soon be
visited by the second ghost. Farewell!"
<Back in the present, in Vegeta's
Vegeta: "Aw yeah,
that's the stuff! Ohhh baby! There it is!"
New Ghost, Goku: "See
anything interesting down there, Vegeta?"
What are you doing in my bed, skank!"
Goku: "Sorry, I
thought you got lost in there or something. Hi
hi, I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present! I'm here
to take you on a trip to show you how much you suck."
Vegeta: "Gee, lucky
Goku: "What I'm
going to do is show you the consequences of actions
that you went through today."
Vegeta: "Why that's....."
two shirtless young lads that I saw on the street tonight!"
Goku: "Yes, and
you ignored them in their hour of need! Now just
look at them. In order to get some clothes, they
had to go steal some fuzzy jackets from a pimp.
Isn't it too pathetic?"
Chibi Trunks: "Hey...where'
my ho's at!?"
Chibi Goku: "Who's
Vegeta: "Good lord!"
Goku: "Then there
was that time in the morning when you didn't respond
to any of your fan mail from your fans! For shame!"
Vegeta: "I have
Goku: "No, not
really. They're my fans, actually."
Vegeta: "DAMN YOU,
KAKAROTTO! No more, I can't bear to see anymore!
Take me back! Take me back to my room!"
Vegeta: *kicking and
screaming* "Take me back! Oh, I guess he
took me back. *whew* Maybe now I can get
of a sudden, a cold being entered Vegeta Scrooge's room"
Mystery Man: "Vegeta....it
is time for Judgement Day...YOUR Judgement Day!
Vegeta: "NOOO! It's
the third ghost! It's...it's...!"
out who "it" is? You know what to do.