dad, it's me! The Ghost of Christmas Future!
Surprised ya, didn't I?"
Oh please, like you didn't see this coming from a mile
suppose you're here to show me what's in my future,
Come into my mystical cloak, and I shall take you there."
happened to your time machine?"
I got blitzed Friday night and got the thing totaled.
I still have a hangover. I don't wanna talk about
<in the future...>
duh. It's a funeral."
was such an asswipe...I don't even know why I'm here
paying my respects at his grave..."
jerk never ever lent me a stinkin' Senzu bean!"
an awful, awful, man.."
Chi Chi: "But
at least he always loved his mirror!"
is in this grave? Who died?"
don't you see for yourself?"
This stinks! I died, and no one even gives a crap!
Everyone hates me! Who did it! Who killed
hate to break it to you, dad, but it was me."
the future, you cut off my allowance...so I cut off
your head! Sorry, these things happen."
CRAP! I can't take this any more! I swear
I'll change! I'll become a better man, I swear
it! Just make this madness stop!"
those words, Vegeta was whisked back to his room."
the...? I'm back! I'm back in my own time,
and I'm alive! Oh happy day! And it's Christmas
Day, too! Oh wonderful indeed! I simply
must spread my love around everywhere!"
you kids! Take this bag of Senzu beans!
They'll make you nice and strong! Merry Christmas!"
Krillin and Pan:
"And Merry Christmas to you, sir!"
now, young men shouldn't wander the streets wearing
skimpy clothes! That's a job for hookers!
Here, take these fine silk shirts I made myself!
It's my gift to you. Have a happy holiday!"
Chibi Trunks and Goku:
"Gee golly! You're swell, mister!"
Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"
Scrooge had a great Christmas, and he was loved by the
townspeople once again. To celebrate...."
locked himself up in his room and played with his dolls
and toys, just like he did 'back in the day'."
Happy Holidays from the Temple