Vegeta: "It's.....the
brat!?!?"
Trunks: "Hi
dad, it's me! The Ghost of Christmas Future!
Surprised ya, didn't I?"
[Writer's note:
Oh please, like you didn't see this coming from a mile
away!]
Vegeta: "I
suppose you're here to show me what's in my future,
huh?"
Trunks: "Bingo.
Come into my mystical cloak, and I shall take you there."
Vegeta: "What
happened to your time machine?"
Trunks: "Bleh,
I got blitzed Friday night and got the thing totaled.
I still have a hangover. I don't wanna talk about
it."
<in the future...>
Vegeta: "What...what
is this."
Trunks: "Like,
duh. It's a funeral."
Gohan: "He
was such an asswipe...I don't even know why I'm here
paying my respects at his grave..."
Krillin: "The
jerk never ever lent me a stinkin' Senzu bean!"
Piccolo: "What
an awful, awful, man.."
Chi Chi: "But
at least he always loved his mirror!"
Vegeta: "Who
is in this grave? Who died?"
Trunks: "Why
don't you see for yourself?"
Vegeta: "It's...................ME!"
Vegeta: "NOOOOO!
This stinks! I died, and no one even gives a crap!
Everyone hates me! Who did it! Who killed
me!?"
Trunks: "I
hate to break it to you, dad, but it was me."
Vegeta: "Say
WHAT!?"
Trunks: "In
the future, you cut off my allowance...so I cut off
your head! Sorry, these things happen."
Vegeta: "HOLY
CRAP! I can't take this any more! I swear
I'll change! I'll become a better man, I swear
it! Just make this madness stop!"
Narrator: "With
those words, Vegeta was whisked back to his room."
Vegeta: "What
the...? I'm back! I'm back in my own time,
and I'm alive! Oh happy day! And it's Christmas
Day, too! Oh wonderful indeed! I simply
must spread my love around everywhere!"
Vegeta: "Here,
you kids! Take this bag of Senzu beans!
They'll make you nice and strong! Merry Christmas!"
Krillin and Pan:
"And Merry Christmas to you, sir!"
Vegeta: "Now
now, young men shouldn't wander the streets wearing
skimpy clothes! That's a job for hookers!
Here, take these fine silk shirts I made myself!
It's my gift to you. Have a happy holiday!"
Chibi Trunks and Goku:
"Gee golly! You're swell, mister!"
Vegeta: "Merry
Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"
Narrator: "Wrong
story, stupid."
Vegeta: "Oh,
right."
Narrator: "Vegeta
Scrooge had a great Christmas, and he was loved by the
townspeople once again. To celebrate...."
Narrator: "....he
locked himself up in his room and played with his dolls
and toys, just like he did 'back in the day'."
THE END!
Happy Holidays from the Temple
O' Trunks!
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