Don't worry, these DBZ ads are almost
Goku: "I'm looking for a shampoo/hair
dye that will really bring out the animal in me!"
<Goku making strange noises from the shower>
Goku: "Oh...yes, yes, yes!!!!!"
Goku: "Ah, that was such
an herbal and natural experience! This new Herbal
Essence is not only a shampoo, but a hair dye as well!
You didn't think I was *naturally* blonde, did you?"
Goten: "Gee Dad, that stuff looks so cool!
I hope it will do wonders for my frail hair!"
<After yet another lovely showering experience...>
Goten: "Holy moly! Just look at
my glowing beauty! This dye really brings out
my natural highlights!"
All: "Herbal Essence, the shampoo/hair
dye that Saiyans adore!"
<The four coolest kids on the block sit on a stoop
discussing their t.v. pet peeves>
Goku: "Like, hey! Don't you, like,
totally hate those commercials with those guys screaming
their heads off to sell us something stupid!?"
<An example of such an ad pops on the screen>
Mr. Satan: "Yaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yamcha: "Oh, fer sure! And, like,
what about those commercials with those 'totally cool'
models trying to be all cool and stuff?! That's
not gonna wanna make me buy something!"
<Another example of a lame ad pops up>
Model on the left: "I don't want to be
Model on the right: "....but *I* do."
All four: "JUST SHOW US THE ORANGE AND
BLUE FIGHTING SUITS!"
Announcer: "Arizona Brand Fighting Suits.
No hype, just the suits."
Captain Ginyu: "Hey, have you ever wanted
to be a poser! No, really, I'm serious!
If you have, sign up for Ginyu's Posing School!
After just three months, you'll be posing with the best
Ginyu: "Join the fun! Be a poser!
It'll be worth it, I guarantee it!"
Announcer: "Warning: Executing these
poses may be hazardous to your health."
Alyssa: "Boy oh boy, am I ever hungry!
Wherever shall I eat?"
Meri: "Hmmmm...I don't know...how about
McDoogals (not be be confused with that *other* burger
Alyssa: "Golly, Meri, that's a darn good
Meri: "Alrighty, then! Let's go!"
Alyssa: "Oh my! Look! This
month at McDoogals..."
Alyssa: "...they have free Dragon Ball
figures inside each Kid's Happy Spiffy Meal! Collect
Alyssa: "Wow, they're sooooo cool!"
Goku: "NOOOO! Don't let her take me away!"
Vegeta: "She's gonna do strange things
with us, like...use us in action figure movies...or
Alyssa: "Wheeee!!! They're the best!
Buy yours today!"
DBZ figures: "Oh, the humanity!!!"
GT Trunks: "Well, I guess that just about
wraps it up! I hope you enjoyed these commercials!"
Announcer on t.v: "We now return to Dragon
GT Trunks: "Awwww man!!! This sucks!