Ain't nuthin' like a few good ads!
<Piccolo leaps into the scene>
Piccolo: "That's
right, Goku, you smell like crap! And I'll tell
you why!"
Goku: "Why?"
Piccolo: "Just
look at this sweaty armpit drenched in sweat!
Battle does that to a man, but that's no excuse to not
smell your best!"
Piccolo: "That's
why I recommend Saiyan Spice deodorant and anti-persperant!
There's no icky white residue, and it prevents
those embarrassing odors from offending your opponent!"
Goku <off camera>:
"Thanks Piccolo! I'll go buy my stick of
Saiyan Spice today!"
Gohan: "Hello,
I'm Son Gohan. Have you ever been fatally injured
in a battle or other fight-related accident?"
Gohan: "If so,
then call my number, 1-888-SSJ-LAWYER! Me and
my team will make sure you get the compensation you
deserve after being in a life altering fight or accident!
The call is toll free!"
Krillin: "Hey,
what's the number again?"
Gohan: "That's
1-888-SSJ-LAWYER. Call us so you can see what
we can do for you! Here are a few people who have
been helped by our law firm."
Trunks: "Damn,
I lost my arm in a fight!"
Great Saiyaman: "I
did too, so I called 1-888-SSJ-LAWYER, and I got an
arm back! It may not be *my* arm, but gosh darnit,
at least it's something! Call 1-888-SSJ-LAWYER
now!'
Narrator: "New
wardrobe: $185."
Narrator: "Liposuction:
$2500."
Narrator: "New
body armor: $45."
Narrator: "Catching
a glimpse of your dad's ass and liking it: PRICELESS."
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