If these commercials don't rot your
brain, I don't know what will!
Bubba Trunks: "Hello,
and welcome to Psychic Bubba's Hotline! Do you
have questions in love, relationships, money, world
domination? Then call me, and your first psychic
reading is free! Let's see how my mysterious hotline
looked into the lives of others."
Bubba Trunks: "Hmmm.....I
see there's a special woman in your life...."
Super #17: "Vegeta-chan!
What are you doing here with this over-sized Bubba Psychic!?
You told me you'd take me shopping!"
dear! Anything you say!"
Bubba Trunks: "'Special
Mr. Satan: "Hi,
I'm Mr. Satan, Champion of Justice! I use Psychic
Bubba's Hotline, and it works wonders! Why, just
look at what my good friend Goku learned by calling!"
Bubba Trunks: "Hmmm.....an
image in my mind is getting clearer....it's telling
me that....that.....tomorrow is Thursday!"
I can't believe it, you're right! Wow, Psychic
Bubba, you know it all!"
Bubba Trunks: "Yeah,
Bubba Trunks: "As
you can see by these satisfied customers, I am almost
always right in my predictions! So pick up the
phone, and call Psychic Bubba Hotline right now!"
Girl off camera: "What
Pan <wearing not-so-skimpy-lingere>:
"Desire is......being able to look for the
Dragon Balls with Trunks all day! Desire is....adventure!"
be sure to go to our semi-annual bra and panty sale!"
Goku: "Hi, this
is Goku! You don't want to miss a single exciting
episode of Dragon Ball Z, every weekday at 5 pm on Cartoon
Network! I never miss it, and neither should you!"
<The Z-gang gathers around and
begins laughing at Goku>
You're doing a commerical for American DBZ!"
right! What was I thinking!? Screw this
commercial, I'm going out to get a McDoogal burger!
You guys wanna come?"
that's that! I hope you enjoyed this new batch
of commercials! Remember- keep on buying!"