Will a romance develop? Good
lord, I hope not
Pan: <off camera> "...I
pick Bachelor #2! He has a great sense of humor
and seems like a cool guy! And judging by that
sexy voice, I'll be he's so fine!"
Bubba Trunks: "Yeah baby,
you know it!"
Trunks: "Excellent choice,
young Pan! Now is the time for you to meet Bachelor
#1, Bubba Trunks in person."
Pan: "Hello, nice to meet
you Bubba..............AHHH!!!!! He's a MONSTER!"
Bubba Trunks: "I'm ready
for my sweet love making now."
<And so, the 2 went on their required
Bubba Trunks: "Let me
carry you to my place, my darling!"
Pan: "My, what big hair
<At Bubba Trunks' pad>
Bubba Trunks: "And for
dinner, I've made my special Fried Vegeta!"
Pan: "I TOLD you, moron!
I'm allergic to Fried Vegeta!"
Vegeta: "Oh joy!"
<After Bubba Trunks treated Pan
to some fast food, the pair went out dancing>
Bubba: "I'm busting a
groove, baby! Get down!"
Pan: "No, get ME down!
Get me down! I'm getting sick up here! Aggg......"
<And so, the date ends back at
Bubba's house when the 2 are finished with their night
Pan: <shakes Bubba's hand>
"Um, thanks for a lovely evening, Bubba Trunks.
We should do it again some time."
Bubba Trunks: <grabs Pan and smooches
her all over> "Whoa mama, SUCK FACE!"
Pan: "YUCK!!! What bad
breath! Let go o' me, you brute! Gross!"
Pan: "I detest you!
I never wanna see you again! You're awful, just
Bubba Trunks: "Bye, little
Pan! I'll call you as soon as you get home!"
<Suddenly, Buu comes out of the
bedroom in Bubba's house>
Buu: "Well honey, I don't
think that date went as good as you had hoped."
Bubba Trunks: "Guess not,
snuckums. I guess conquering the female gender
isn't my thing. Hey, what do you wanna do tonight?"
Buu <with a sly grin>:
"The same thing we do every night...."
Both: "MAKE SWEET MONKEY
<umm......perhaps now would be
a good time to end this film ^_^; >
The end! Made by.......<dramatic
music>..it's a secret!