Are you getting smarter yet?
Gohan: "Let's move on
to the next film called 'Duck and Cover'. It was
made during the Saiyajin Era when the country was afraid
a Vegeta Bomb would blow up at any time"
Mr. Satan: "Lately, there's
been a lot of talk about the terrifying Vegeta Bomb
going off. Do YOU know what to do just in case
it does? First, let me tell you what a Vegeta
Mr. Satan: "If you see
a short, blue spandex clad, spikey haired Saiyajin looking
REAL pissed and making a ki blast, that means a Vegeta
Bomb is about to go off! What should you do if
he is about to blast you?"
Mr. Satan: "....that's right,
duck and cover! If you duck and cover when you
see that the Vegeta Bomb will go off, the best thing
to do is drop to the floor or hide under a table to
cover yourself. This way, you won't get blown
Mr. Satan: "Here, let's
try a test with these two lads walking down the street.
<shouting> HEY YOU, VEGETA IS ABOUT TO LAUNCH
A FINAL FLASH!"
Goten: "EEEEEEKKK!! DUCK AND
Mr. Satan: "See, these
kids knew what to do! They ducked on the floor
and threw themselves up against the nearest cover, in
this case a brick wall! Hey wait....those kids
are dead! Uh oh, go to the next victim, I mean,
Mr. Satan: "This
youngun was smart and found a big fat man to use as
cover! Way to go son, way to go. Well, we
hope this gave you some ideas as to how you can protect
yourself from the Vegeta Bomb!"
Gohan: "Now wasn't that
enlightening? This is the next film all about
drug use called 'Seduction of the Innocent'." <dramatic
music plays in the background>
Narrator: "You've probably
seen kids like this hanging around your school.
You know they type...big...scary...weird looking.
Kids like this are drug dealers, and they're out to
Narrator: "This is what
happens when people like this try to get innocent folk
like this young man to do drugs...it's the Seduction
of the Innocent!"
#17: "Psst! Hey
you, yeah you!"
Trunks: "Who are you,
what do you want?"
#17: "Just wondering if
you wanted to try something cool."
Cell: "Yeah, you know...to
fit in with the crowd."
Trunks: "Well...I am kind
of an outcast."
#17: "Then what we have
for you will make it all better!"
Buu: "That's right, we're
here to help...."
All three: "Hahaha...haha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Trunks: "Why are you laughing
Cell: "*ahem* Sorry.
Just try this, and you'll see what we mean.."
TRUNKS! Just say no to drugs!!!