And the beat goes on...
Trunks can't handle the peer pressure and he gives in
to temptation. Trunks is using what kids call
'weed', 'grass', 'mary jane', or 'a joint'."
Trunks: "Whoaaa, I feel
Narrator: "At first,
it'll feel good, but soon you'll become so dependent
on your drug that you'll get warped and won't know who
you are anymore!"
Narrator: "You may
even turn out looking like this!"
Trunks: "Hey, I know
I look good!"
Narrator: "But in
the end, the result is always the same."
Buu: "Hey man, try
'dis one. It's da shit!"
Ugg, I don't feel too good...."
Cell: "<pokes Trunks>
Man, I think he's dead."
#17: "That would
Buu: "And he was
such a good friend, too..."
All 3: "HEY KID!
Wanna try this!?"
Narrator: "See? Bad
kids like these don't care about you, they just take
your money and leave you for dead! Don't end up
like Trunks...just say NO!"
Gohan: "And now,
here's the last movie, 'Safety Do's and Don'ts'.
It's a TAD preachy, but it's a very enlightening movie!"
Narrator: "DON'T!: Stick
your fingers where they're not wanted."
Piccolo: <poke poke>
Trunks: "What the
your fingers where they're not wanted is very rude!"
Trunks: "You little
punk, no one touches my ass, no one!"
Piccolo: "Ag, I'm
sorry, I'm sorry!"
Narrator: "If you
do, you'll end up like this guy."
#2!: Don't run with swords! You'll poke your
eye out, or worse!"
Trunks: "Hey Goten,
look at this! Ain't it cool?"
Goten: "Hells yeah!"
say you trip on a rock or something. Do you know
what could happen?"
Narrator: "THIS could
Goten: "ARGGGGG!! You......bastard!"
did I do that?"
with swords is BAD!'
#3!: You shouldn't fire ki blasts in public places!"
Goku: "Hey, look
what I can do!"
Krillin: "What is it?"
Narrator: "You, the
unsuspecting victim, could get hurt by a careless person's
Krillin: "Oh no,
it's headed this way!"
Krillin: "Oh my hair,
my beautiful hair!!! Ruined!"
Goku: "......no comment."
Narrator: "In conclusion:
DON'T do anything! Everything is bad and evil!
Gohan: "Well, that
about wraps it up. I hope you all learned some
important life lessons from these things, class."
Dammit, this happens all the time!"
The end!!! Produced by
Meri and Alyssa. See ya next time!