And the beat goes on...
Narrator: "Soon,
Trunks can't handle the peer pressure and he gives in
to temptation. Trunks is using what kids call
'weed', 'grass', 'mary jane', or 'a joint'."
Trunks: "Whoaaa, I feel
goooooood!"
Narrator: "At first,
it'll feel good, but soon you'll become so dependent
on your drug that you'll get warped and won't know who
you are anymore!"
Narrator: "You may
even turn out looking like this!"
Trunks: "Hey, I know
I look good!"
Narrator: "But in
the end, the result is always the same."
Buu: "Hey man, try
'dis one. It's da shit!"
Trunks: "Uhhh...ok!
Ugg, I don't feel too good...."
Cell: "<pokes Trunks>
Man, I think he's dead."
#17: "That would
suck."
Buu: "And he was
such a good friend, too..."
All 3: "HEY KID!
Wanna try this!?"
Narrator: "See? Bad
kids like these don't care about you, they just take
your money and leave you for dead! Don't end up
like Trunks...just say NO!"
Gohan: "And now,
here's the last movie, 'Safety Do's and Don'ts'.
It's a TAD preachy, but it's a very enlightening movie!"
Narrator: "DON'T!: Stick
your fingers where they're not wanted."
Piccolo: <poke poke>
Trunks: "What the
hell!?"
Narrator: "Sticking
your fingers where they're not wanted is very rude!"
Trunks: "You little
punk, no one touches my ass, no one!"
Piccolo: "Ag, I'm
sorry, I'm sorry!"
Narrator: "If you
do, you'll end up like this guy."
Narrator: "DON'T
#2!: Don't run with swords! You'll poke your
eye out, or worse!"
Trunks: "Hey Goten,
look at this! Ain't it cool?"
Goten: "Hells yeah!"
Narrator: "What's
say you trip on a rock or something. Do you know
what could happen?"
Narrator: "THIS could
happen!"
<SLICE!>
Goten: "ARGGGGG!! You......bastard!"
Trunks: "Whoops,
did I do that?"
Narrator: "Running
with swords is BAD!'
Narrator: "DON'T
#3!: You shouldn't fire ki blasts in public places!"
Goku: "Hey, look
what I can do!"
Krillin: "What is it?"
Narrator: "You, the
unsuspecting victim, could get hurt by a careless person's
ki blast!"
Krillin: "Oh no,
it's headed this way!"
Krillin: "Oh my hair,
my beautiful hair!!! Ruined!"
Goku: "......no comment."
Narrator: "In conclusion:
DON'T do anything! Everything is bad and evil!
The end."
Gohan: "Well, that
about wraps it up. I hope you all learned some
important life lessons from these things, class."
Gohan: "Class?...class?
Dammit, this happens all the time!"
The end!!! Produced by
Meri and Alyssa. See ya next time!
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