Let's see what's going on in this
late breaking story...
<at the scene of the crime>
Goku: "This is
Goku here, and I ain't letting these hostages go until
my demands are met!"
Goku: "I want 24
Cup O' Noodles, 10 orders of sushi, and 15 large pizza's
here in 10 minutes, or else these guys get it!"
<the news team arrives>
Gohan: "DAD!? What is the meaning
of this!? Why have you taken hostages?!"
Goku: "I'm sick
of being the hero! I wanna be a badass for once!"
Trunks: "Well,
that's understandable..."
Hostages: "Hey!
You aren't supposed to agree with him! Get us
out of here!"
M. Trunks: "I know,
why don't we just use the Dragon Balls to make this
whole situation undone?"
<just then, Mr. Satan shows up>
Mr. Satan: "That won't work!
We're doomed!"
Gohan: "Why do
you say that?"
Mr. Satan: "You
see...the Dragon Balls no longer exist."
All: "WHAT THE
HELL?!"
Mr. Satan: "That's
right. Buu turned them into jellybeans and ate
them all. There's no more hope, now that there
are no more Dragon Balls."
All: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Back to the news studio! We gotta cover this new
story!"
<back at the studio>
Gohan: "And we're back! It seems
that the hostage situation is still in effect, and it
won't end until Goku gets all of the food he wants."
Trunks: "Not only that,
but it turns out that the magical Dragon Balls have
been consumed by the well-known pink blob, Buu.
Folks....it seems like there's no chance in these people
being rescued..."
<Suddenly, Cell arrives>
Cell: "STOP THE PRESSES!!!"
Trunks: "Hey moron,
that phrase was already used today."
Gohan: "What's
going on?"
Cell: "The hostages
are free!"
Trunks: "What,
so soon? How did this happen?"
Cell: "Well, Goku
realized it was dinner time, and he didn't feel like
waiting 10 minutes to get the food he demanded, so he
went back home to have some of Chi-Chi's home cooking!"
Gohan: "Hmm...well...it
looks like that story is all done with. All's
well that end's well?"
Trunks: "Not in
this case! If that hostage situation lasted longer,
we would have gotten sweet ratings!"
Gohan: "Dude, the
cameras are still on."
Trunks: "Crap.
Hehehe...."
Gohan: "Anyway,
that's the REAL end of the news! See ya next time!"
Trunks: "Remember,
when news breaks, we fix it!"
Gohan: "Hey man,
stop stealing Comedy Central's news slogans!"
Trunks: "Sorry....."
The End!
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