Let's see what's going on in this
late breaking story...
<at the scene of the crime>
Goku: "This is
Goku here, and I ain't letting these hostages go until
my demands are met!"
Goku: "I want 24
Cup O' Noodles, 10 orders of sushi, and 15 large pizza's
here in 10 minutes, or else these guys get it!"
<the news team arrives>
Gohan: "DAD!? What is the meaning
of this!? Why have you taken hostages?!"
Goku: "I'm sick
of being the hero! I wanna be a badass for once!"
You aren't supposed to agree with him! Get us
out of here!"
M. Trunks: "I know,
why don't we just use the Dragon Balls to make this
whole situation undone?"
<just then, Mr. Satan shows up>
Mr. Satan: "That won't work!
Gohan: "Why do
you say that?"
Mr. Satan: "You
see...the Dragon Balls no longer exist."
All: "WHAT THE
Mr. Satan: "That's
right. Buu turned them into jellybeans and ate
them all. There's no more hope, now that there
are no more Dragon Balls."
Back to the news studio! We gotta cover this new
<back at the studio>
Gohan: "And we're back! It seems
that the hostage situation is still in effect, and it
won't end until Goku gets all of the food he wants."
Trunks: "Not only that,
but it turns out that the magical Dragon Balls have
been consumed by the well-known pink blob, Buu.
Folks....it seems like there's no chance in these people
<Suddenly, Cell arrives>
Cell: "STOP THE PRESSES!!!"
Trunks: "Hey moron,
that phrase was already used today."
Cell: "The hostages
so soon? How did this happen?"
Cell: "Well, Goku
realized it was dinner time, and he didn't feel like
waiting 10 minutes to get the food he demanded, so he
went back home to have some of Chi-Chi's home cooking!"
looks like that story is all done with. All's
well that end's well?"
Trunks: "Not in
this case! If that hostage situation lasted longer,
we would have gotten sweet ratings!"
Gohan: "Dude, the
cameras are still on."
that's the REAL end of the news! See ya next time!"
when news breaks, we fix it!"
Gohan: "Hey man,
stop stealing Comedy Central's news slogans!"