And the gaming continues!
Mr. Satan: "Hmm,
this has been one weird Olympiad, wouldn't you say?
Time to go check out the next game. This is the
first time this event has been seen in any Olympics:
The Short-Put. The object of this event is to
get a short person and see who can throw him or her
the furthest. First up, Mirai Trunks."
Pan: *swoon* "Oh Trunks!
How I've waited for the day that you'd hold me in your
arms!"
Trunks: "I'm........sorry."
Pan: "For what?"
Trunks: *grabs Pan by the ankle*
"For...THIS! Hiyaaaaa!"
Pan: "Accckkk! I
knew it was too good to be true! Goodbye, my love!"
<splat>
Mr. Satan: "That looked
painful. But Trunks did a good job! It could
be a tough throw to beat! Next up is Gohan!"
Gohan: "Father, forgive
me."
Chibi Goku: "It's ok!
It's all for the good of becoming stronger, right?"
Gohan: "errr.......right."
Gohan: "Heave-ho!"
Mr. Satan: "Ohhhhh...that
was good, but not quite good enough. The only
one left who can possibly beat Trunks's throw is...."
Mr. Satan: "...Vegeta!
Hmmm, a short fry is throwing a short fry, yuk yuk.
It looks like he'll be using Krillin in this event."
Krillin: "Why me?"
Vegeta: "Because your
head will cut through the air like butter. Now
shut up, and let me throw you."
Mr. Satan: "HOLY CHEESE,
look at that bald man FLY! Vegeta has made a
new world record with that toss! Vegeta wins the
gold!"
Mr. Satan: "My friends,
now it's time for the last, and most challenging event:
Ki Blasting! Our top three competetors are Goku,
Piccolo, and Vegeta."
Goku: "KAMEHAMEHA!"
.....................
Mr. Satan: "Oooooh, it
looks like a dud. Not too good for the savior
of the world. Now it's Piccolo's turn."
Piccolo: "MAKANKOSAPPO!"
Mr. Satan: "Nice blast!
Piccolo's trademark ki blast will be hard to beat!
Can Vegeta take home the gold in this event too?"
Vegeta: "BIG BANG ATTACK!"
Mr. Satan: "An excellent
shot! ALMOST as good as Piccolo's but not quite
there. Piccolo wins this event!"
Mr. Satan: "Time
for the awards ceremony! Piccolo gets first place,
Vegeta in second, and Goku is in third! Let's
play the national anthem!"
<Cha-La Head Cha-La plays in the
background>
Piccolo: *sniff sniff*
"Aww, that brought a tear to my eye!"
Mr. Satan: "Well, there
you have it! That concludes the DBZ Olympics!
Let's give a round of applause for our athletes!"
Everyone: "YEEEAHHH!"
<random Z-Gang members strip down
and run around naked>
Everyone: "See ya in 4
years!"
The end!
Moral
of the story: "It's not whether you win or lose,
it's how many heads you bash in."
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