Let the battle begin!
(And so, the contenders begin their
Goku: "Way to
hit me in the face, son! Good job!"
Sailor Scouts: "Sailor.....Teleport!"
Stop that! Get that out of there, you brat!"
Chew on that, father!
(And so, the big day of the competetion
Tuxedo Mask: "Hello
everyone, and welcome to the first annual DBZ vs. Sailor
Scouts Tenkaichi Budokai! I'm your host, Tuxedo
Mask. You may remember me from such shows as Tuxedo
Springer! Anyhow, I'd like to intruduce my co-host..."
Tuxedo Mask: "...Mr.
Mr. Satan: "Oh
hohohoho!!! The world champion is here!"
SA-TA-N! SA-.....aw, who are we kidding? Satan,
T.M: "Here is our
first round- Sailor Venus vs. Son Goten!"
Sailor Venus: "Hey,
you're pretty hot. Wanna go out with me?"
Goten: "You bet
your bootie, sweet thang!"
<The two abanndon the competition>
How could you walk away from a battle! I taught
you better than that, you...you....oh hell, go for it,
son! Have a good date!"
so it looks like that fight ended in a draw."
Mr. Satan: "Let's
continue to round 2, The Great Saiyaman vs. Sailor Mercury.
It's the battle of the brains!"
Gohan: "I really
don't want to fight girls, but I don't have much choice."
Sailor Mercury: "Right.
It is time to do battle."
Sailor Mercury: "Math
attack! Think fast! What is 2x + 4x = 12?!"
Gohan: "Bah, that's
simple! x = 2! Now, bite me!"
Gohan: "How dare
you insult me with such a simple algebra problem!
Take that, and that, and this!"
Sailor Mercury: "Waaaahhh!"
T.M: "Looks like
the winner is the Great Saiyaman!"
Who will fight next? Only one way to find out.
You know what to do!