Dragonball Sells Out
AKA: The result of my summer class getting the best
of me, and the only way to maintain my sanity is to
play with dolls.
Special thanks: Mike
Gen Fukunaga: "I have called
you all here to discuss a very significant issue."
Goku: "Dammit, Gen, we told
you that we dont know what happened to
your Magical Girl Pretty Sammy costume! Ask Vegeta
where it is, hes always borrowing it!"
Barry Watson (the EVA, foo'!):
"Silence in the Hall of Gen, peon, or face the
wrath of Supa Barrys Wet Noodle Whip!"
Goku: "Oh, is THAT what you
Gen: "As you may know, our
funds have depleted greatly within the last few months."
Barry: "Sir, I told you to
stop spending so much on child pornography."
Gen: "Hush, you! Dont
make me force you to suck co....er.....take me out
to dinner again! In any case, this is a horrid scenario
that must be rectified, post haste."
Gohan: "Well, its not
like we can do anything about it. I mean, were
just actors. The most difficult activity our brains
can handle is making anime music videos using Jpop
Gen: "Fortunately, what I
am asking of you requires next to zero brain capacity.
What I need from you all is to make alternative sources
of income for our corporation."
Barry: "Brilliance, my dear
Gen, sheer brilliance."
Trunks: "What, do you want
us to pull these ideas out of our asses or something?
Vegeta: *bends over* "I feel
one coming on, grab hold!"
Trunks: "Not now, Dad."
Gen: "No no, not at all, my
little pansy sailor. In order to maintain a stable
cash flow, I would like for you to produce merchandise,
web sites, and various forms of entertainment, so
that I may have the money to keep buying child pornography,
er....the money to keep producing anime."
Cell: "But uh....we have no
experience with that kinda stuff. This is ridiculous!
And I dont mean ridiculous as in Kamayamaya
wrist blasters ridiculous."
Pan: "For real. I mean, the
only way we could get something like this done is
if we flat out steal other peoples ideas."
Barry: "Of course, to avoid
legal scrutiny from the powers that be (and my momma),
feel free to take artistic liberty with whatever products
you chose to....borrow."
All: "Will do!"
Gen: "You have one week to
formulate ideas. You will present what you have made
in a meeting at that date. Now be off, off with you
all! Now Barry, where were we.....did you remember
the strawberries, fish-net stockings, peanut butter,
lamp shades, and toaster?"
Barry: "Yes sir, theyre
all right here...cmere, tiger."
(And so, the Z-Gang ventured off
into the working world. Remember boys, money is the
name of the game! Do your best!)
What ideas will come out of their asses?
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