The corporate machine rages on
(As the week progressed, our heroes
were working hard for the money. However, trouble was
afoot! Some of the Z-Gang members were losing the faith.)
Krillin: "Dude, we dont
owe these FUNi execs anything! What have they ever done
for us!? I mean, where always dying at one minute or
another, and I think its unfair that Goku gets
the weekly anti-dandruff shampooing treatment!"
Super #17: "You mean, you dont
get that? I thought we all did."
Raditz: "Yeah, I got mine done
yesterday. Its just you whose left out, dude.
Face it, youre a short, bald, nose-less, Puerto
Rican punk-ass bitch."
Krillin: "Shhsh! I told you
not to mention my heritage in public! Anyways, I aint
going along with FUNis little scheme. It aint
worth my time."
Super #17: "I dont exactly
have anything against them...I dont even show
up till GT. Plus, I like the free coffee enemas
they supply daily!"
Raditz: "Hmm...I did get killed
off within the first few episodes, but I aint
a playa hater. But...since my Hair Club for Men meeting
has been cancelled, I may as well join you, Krillin.
I dont have anything better to do."
Krillin: "Trust me, not
having anything better to do is the key criterion
for being a part for what I have planned! Teehehehe!"
(Beware, oh Z-Fighters! A rebel lurks
amongst the group! But fear not, for their own projects
keep the others busy. The days went on, and the deadline
drew closer! Soon, it was time for the young people
to show off the projects the Z-Gang so prided themselves
Gen: "Alright boys, I hope youve
been working as hard as I have these last few days."
Barry: "Indeed. Well, show us
what youve got!"
Piccolo: "Yo, I be bringin
dis here shit on old skool, word! Dis be my web crib,
Namek-Sei. s got all dat whack goods,
like da info, da fan stuff, and hos, lots and lots of
hos! And yo, you can be callin me Mr. P, foo."
Gen: "Rock on, my brother."
Barry: "Word. To your mother,
even. That idea sounds like a real winner. These kids
today can really relate to the hip hop groove. We can
cash in on that. Make some Namek-Sei shirts,
and well be set. Next!"
Bubba Trunks: "Since Im
such a fly guy, and all the chicks be digging my flavor,
I decided to make a fan site all about His Hottness...me!
I shall call my site, the Synagogue o Bubba
Trunks. Naturally, since there are so many wonderful
things to say about me, there will be tons of content.
And for the ladies, theyll be weekly contests
in which a lucky woman can win a date with me. What
Gen: "Hmmm...what it lacks in
intelligence, it makes up for with sex appeal. We need
a place where groupies can converge. Thats a keeper.
Vegeta: "Ok, since Im
such a bad-ass guy, and all the homosexuals dig my fruity
flavor, I decided to make a fan site all about His Gayness....me!
I shall call my site, Vegeta Deranged."
Barry: "What the...another shrine!?
No, we cant have that. Its time for a change!"