Please....make it stop...
Gen: "Ok, your site shall now
go under the name of Ginga Jelly Jelly,
and will feature sporadic additions of humor that will
be amusing to pre-pubescent males. We need content that
the younger ones will be able to follow. On with the
Gohan: "I will go under the
handle, Gogenks7024kun and run a general
site I will name Gogenks7024kunEXs Homepage.
Gen: "No, thats fine,
thats all we need to hear. Having a site run by
an un-likeable, gay yeti like you will create much controversy,
and thus, will draw in many poor saps, uh, I mean, visitors."
Bulma: "Since I am such a mad
l33t haX00zs, Ive decided to run a site dedicate
to the creation and distribution of illegal content.
I think calling it "Da White Popo" would be
a good. It makes no sense whatsoever, but it has a nice
ring to it. Cool, huh? The kiddies will love it!"
Barry: "Are you nuts? A site
that would deplete our funds even further by denying
us potential profits?! ....how ingenious! Why didnt
I think of that. Great idea! I think those are all the
sites that need to be seen. Lets move on to the
Krillin: "Hold everything! You
havent seen all the sites yet!"
Raditz: "Thats right!
Prepare to be dazzled by our dazzling....stuff."
Super #17: "You guys treat us
like cow chips, and we arent gonna take it! We
made our own site! A site of outrage! We dub it, "Dragonball
Z Boys of Outrage", otherwise known as DBZBO! Boo!!!
AHAHA! Real scary, eh? It features nothing but
Barry: "And now, lets
move on to the merchandising ideas..."
Chi-chi: "Hey hey, ho ho, leg
warmers are the way to go! Behold Zarbons Leg
Warmers, available in lavender and pink!
Mr. Satan: "Its craaaazy
Satans Car Dealership! Our prices are insaaaane!"
Chi-chi: "There are also proposed
ideas for Kami-samas Potions(he sold some of the
Black Water Mist to international terrorists, whoops),
Mrs. Briefs chain of diners, and locations for
Freeza Male Revue Nightclubs in all major cities. I
hope these ideas will suit your needs."
Gen: "Yes they do, Ms. Chi-chi.
How goes the production of movies and tv shows?"
you mean this crap continues for another page!? Eeek!