The Bold and the Super Saiyan:
A Trunks Soap Opera
AKA: The result of Meri and Alyssa being subjected
to watching too many crappy daytime TV series
One day, Trunks and Bulma (*Note* the part of Bulma
will be played by Sailor Mercury) are at Capsule Corp.
Bulma <to Trunks>: "Excuse me.....but,
I....have something to tell you....I love you!"
Vegeta: "What was that, woman!?"
Bulma: "Oh, Vegeta! Errr....hello! Nice
weather today, huh?"
Vegeta: "Bulma...<insert dramatic music
here> you....CAN'T love Trunks! You just
Bulma: "Well, Vegeta, why is that?
I can't help it if I got bored of you!"
Vegeta: "The reason is.....Trunks is
Bulma: "Oh my god! I never realized...my
my. How awkward!"
Trunks <off camera>: "Oh......whoa."
Bulma: "This *is* certainly unexpected! (Hmm...I
always did wonder why that kid looked like me!)
But Vegeta...how come you're not all that upset?"
Vegeta: "Ummm......well, I uhhhhh..."
Goku: "Hi honey, I'm home!"
Vegeta: "You see, me and Kararotto, I mean,
Goku, have been going together for quite some time!"
Bulma: "NO WAY!"
Trunks: "NO WAY! I mean....what's my line
again? <looks at cue card> I meant to
Goku: "Well Veggie-chan, where shall we eat
tonight? We have to make it a little known place
so Chi-Chi won't find me!"
Vegeta: "That's a good idea.....let's
go to that roadside burrito place!"
<Bulma and Trunks pass out>
Bulma: "Oh......I feel so alone!"
Trunks: "Bulma, er, mother, a relationship
between us wouldn't have worked out anyways.
Aside from the fact that it would be incest, I also
happen to have a girlfriend!"
Trunks: "Here she is right now!
Everyone, I'd like you all to meet my cute girlfriend,
<insert more dramatic music here!>
To see how everyone reacts to Trunks'
"girlfriend", go here!