And now, back to our show!
Goku: "Trunks...don't you realize that
#17......is a MAN!?!?"
Trunks: "Oh........whoa! This IS
Trunks: "You dolt! Why didn't you
#17: "Because...you never asked!
Plus, I thought you were into guys!"
Trunks: "I am not! That's my father's
#17: "Oh....really!? Hmmm....is
that so? <eyes Vegeta>
Trunks: "This is mad messed up! And in
this kind of situation, there is only one place to go
to solve our problems!"
Goku: "Is it Chucky Cheese?"
Trunks: "No, you idiot!"
The next day....
Tuxedo Springer: "Hello, and welcome to the
Tuxedo Springer show! Today, we'll talk about
women who fall in love with their sons, whose gay fathers
don't know about their son's girlfriend who's really
Audience <chanting>: "Tuxedo!
Soap Opera Voice-Over: "Will this devastating
crisis ever be resolved! Tune in next time...."
Voice-Over: "From our last episode, Goten
had just recuperated from his face lift..."
<Goten hums to himself after a nice walk from
the surgeon and then returns to his home>
Goten: "La la la la la..."
Goten: "Hello, what's this? Why
is there strange latin music comming out of Gohan's
<Goten goes inside only to see Gohan and Piccolo
dancing the tango>
Goten: "GOHAN!? And....Piccolo?!
Gohan: "G-Goten! What're you doing
here! I wasn't expecting you back home for awhile!"
Piccolo: "Hey, wuzzup, my hommie?"
Goten: "I...didn't expect to see *you*
here, Piccolo. In fact, I didn't expect to see
you two *together* like.....that. Piccolo, I thought
my dad, mom and me told you never to come around these
parts anymore! Now it would be a good time to
say 'Goten, it's not what you think!'"
Gohan: "I think it *is* what you think."
Goten: "You mean mom *is* a crossdresser?!"
Piccolo: "Nah, ya got it all wrong, Big
Daddy G-funk! I was just.....teaching Gohan how
to do the tango. You see, he wants to take Videl
out ballroom dancing some time! Yeah...that's
Goten: "Oh! Is that all? Wow,
I can't believe I thought the worst, Gohan! I'm
Gohan: "It's ok, little bro! These
Goten: "Well, I'll be seein' ya!
You guys had me really scared there for a minute!"
Gohan: "Ah...well, uh....whatever you
thought, you were really wrong! Yeah...*real*
Piccolo <whispering>: "Good, now
he's almost gone! We can get back to business!"
<Goten walks back>
Goten: "By the way.......why is it that
you know how to do the tango, Piccolo?"
Voice-Over: "Stay tuned next time to see
the real reason why Piccolo knows the tango!"
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