The end of this soap draws near!
<sad, mellow music plays in the background>
Voice-Over: "As all of you regular viewers
know, our dear Billy Bo Bubba Trunks has been lying
ill in the hospital for quite some time now. His
days are growing shorter and shorter. Is there
any hope for him!?"
Bubba Trunks: "Ohhh, the pain! Is
there any hope for me!?"
<All of a sudden, Future Trunks enters Bubba's
Future Trunks: "Don't worry, Bubba Trunks!
I'm here to help!"
Bubba Trunks: "Are you a doctor?"
Trunks: "No, but I play a time traveler
Bubba Trunks: "Huh....?"
Trunks: "Ah, dumb as ever, I see.
My name is Trunks, and I have come from the future to
give you this medicine that will cure your fatal disease!"
Bubba Trunks: "Whoa, deja vu. So,
why are ya helpin me?"
Trunks: "I know this must be hard for
you to understand, but......we're brothers!"
<dramatic music plays yet again>
Bubba Trunks: ".........................................oh...................whoa......"
Trunks: "Yes, it's true."
Bubba Trunks: "But that just can't be!
I'm *much* more cuter than you!"
Trunks <ahem>: "I'll ignore that."
Trunks: "In any case, we are brothers.
In the future, our mother had a fling with some other
guy, and that's how you were born. Vegeta
is my father, but yours is unknown."
Bubba Trunks: "My father isn't Vegeta?"
Trunks <thinking>: "Of course not!
A genetic freak like *you* couldn't have come from *my*
Bubba Trunks <thinking>: "Wow, this
is unreal! That means....I have to go on a quest
to find my real daddy!"
Voice-Over: "Who is Cartman's....errr..I
mean Bubba Trunks' father!?"
Voice-Over: "Is it Ginyu, Mr. Satan, or
Super Deformed #17!?"
Voice-Over: "Or could it be Krillin, Cell,
Great Saiyaman or Tuxedo Springer!?"
Voice-Over: "Find the answer to this question,
and many others, as we look into the lives of....The
Bold and the Super Saiyan!"
TO BE CONTINUED?.........nah.....=P