The movie continues...
Cal: "Bubbajoy! I mean, Lovejoy!
What's the deal with my fiancee and that no good boy?!"
Lovejoy: "Duhhh...they had some fun!
Wish I was there...."
Cal: "Grrrr...you idiot! Go back
and when you find them, catch them and bring them to
James (narrating): "Meanwhile, back in
Ruth and Rose's room...."
Ruth: "You're not to see that boy again,
Rose: "Oh stop it, mother. You'll
give yourself a nosebleed."
Ruth: "I'll give YOU a nosebleed
if you don't listen to me!"
Rose: "Y..y..yes, mother!"
James (narrating): "Later that day, Rose,
Cal and Ruth and getting a tour from Mr. Andrews"
Rose: "Mr. Andrews, isn't it true that
if this ship does go down, half of the people
will die a horrible
death in some way shape or form?"
Mr. Andrews: "Nothing gets past you,
Rose! Yes, it's true, but we can hold a lot of people
the life boats!"
Cal: "But....there's no way that
this ship can go down!"
Mr. Andrews: "She's made of foil,
I assure you, she can."
James Cameron (narrating): "Suddenly,
Jack appears so he may have a word with the fair Rose."
Rose: "Eep! Jack, you scared me!"
Jack: "Rose! I have realized, that in
this short time we known each other, I began to love
Rose: "Oh Jack! I love you too!!"
Jack: "Ok, Rose, close your eyes..."
Rose: " Oh Jack! I feel like..I'm flying!!!!"
Jack: " Umm..do we have to go there???"
Rose: "No, we don't! End of scene!!!"
Rose: "Ok, Jack , this is my room. I
would like for you to draw me like one of your french
girls wearing this hideous necklace that my fiancee,
Cal, gave me. Wearing ONLY this! "
Jack: "Oh-nooo! I mean, OK."
Jack: "Alrighty, just sit your self down
on the bed...er....couch over there, please."
Rose: "Oh, ok! What's with that serious
Jack: "I think I am going to be sick......."
James (narrating): "Soon, the portrait
was found by Lovejoy and showed it to Cal."
Lovejoy: "Look, boss! A nakie picture
of your fiancee!"
Cal: "D'OH!!!! Find that brat and
find a way to dispose of him!"
Lovejoy: "That means I gotta think, doesn't
Cal: "Yes. I hope the job won't
be too hard for you..."
To see if the terrible Lovejoy will find Jack and Rose,