And now, the conclusion of our epic
Lovejoy: "Ah-ha! There you are!!"
Rose: "Eeeek! Let's run!"
Jack: "Who IS that handsome fella?"
Rose: "Look over there, Jack! Cars! We
can hide in there!"
Jack: "What are cars doing on a
James (narrating): "It didn't take
long for the two to start making passionate love in
the car. But this movie is rated G, so we'll just
skip over that scene."
Jack: "Oh Rose! I love you ever so very
Rose: "I love you too, Jackie-poo!"
Lookout: "Awww...look at the happy couple!
Huh...what's that over there?"
Lookout: "OHMIGOD!!!! ICEBERG, RIGHT
<Iceberg hits side of the ship>
<A piece lands inside of the ship>
Rose: "Wow, that's a big ass ice cube!"
Jack: "Hmmm...this could be bad."
James: "Because this is a No-Budget
film, we'll gloss over the big special effects of the
movie and give you a description of what happened.
Jack was accused of stealing Rose's necklace, and was
then arrested. The ship began to sink, but Rose
went to go find Jack and rescued him.
Now, the life boats are being quickly filled."
Jack: "Here, Rose! Get in
this budget life boat! I'll catch up with you!"
Rose: "Jack! Don't leave me!"
Cal: "Damn! I wanted that life
<Insert special effects here. Just imagine it,
ok! Boat sinks and many people die horrible deaths>
James (narrating): "After the Titanic
sinks completely, Jack and Rose are left floating on
a shard of the ship in the middle of the freezing Atlantic
Rose: "J-Jack! It's so cold!"
Jack: "Yeah, I know what ya mean!
I think it's causing some shrinkage..."
Rose: "Excuse me?"
Jack: "Uhh...nevermind. Rose...promise
me that after this, you'll survive!!"
Rose: "Sure, no problem. Jack? Hey, Jack?!
Oh no! He's dead!!"
<Rose pushes his dead body into the ocean>
Rose: "I'll never let go, Jack...I'll
never let go....<sniff sniff>"
James: "Rose was found in the water
by another life boat and was taken to New York where
she began a new life and started a family. All
was well with the world after that! The end!"
Goten: "Hello, 'James'....."
Trunks: "Marvelous casting job!!"
Goten: "Wait 'till I get my hands
on you for making me a girl!"
Gohan: "Eeeep! Oh no!"
Mirai Trunks: "Not so fast, funny man!
Where do you get off making me the bad guy!?"
Gohan: "Uhmmm...well, I uh....nuthin'
personal! You're still da bomb!"
Mirai Trunks: "I'll bomb you, you!!"
<pushes Gohan into the "ocean" along
with GT Trunks and Goten>
Gohan: "Oh.....the humanity....."
Produced, Directed, Written, Graphics, Edited and Stunts
Meri and Alyssa!