Back to the action...
Tuxedo Springer: (sarcastically)
"Oh no! A FIGHT!? On MY show!? Security! Some one
get the bouncers!"
Bubba Trunks: "I got you in
my 'Bubba Lock', Trunks!"
Bouncer #1: "Ok, break it up!"
Bouncer #2: "You've had enough
fighting for today, mista."
Tuxedo Springer: "Now that that
little dispute is settled, (oh darn!), we'll have another
interview with one of Trunks' acquaintances....
Tuxedo Springer: "......GIRU!!!!"
Giru: "Giru giru!"
Tuxedo Springer: "all
right, Giru, tell us your story."
Giru: "Trunks and I used to
be friends, giru..."
Giru: "....until one day, he
gave me 'robot proctology', giru!!! Oh, it was horrible,
Trunks: "LIES!!!!!! All lies!!!!!"
Giru: "Oh no! Trunks has got
that look in his eyes again! He's gonna do it to me...AGAIN!!!!"
Kelly: "Not MY Trunks! He would
never do something like that!"
Tiffany: "Oh yes he would! He's
a male tramp!"
Kelly: "No he's not! Ya wanna
start something, too?!"
Tiffany: "I'll kick your butt!!!!!!"
Kelly: "Get off me, you hussy!"
Audience: "TUXEDO! TUXEDO! TUXEDO!"
CRUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAT FIGHT!!!!
Vegeta: "Good job, Trunks! You
really know how to cause a ruckus!"
Tuxedo Springer: "That sure
ended up in one big free for all!! HERE!? NEVER!!! Oh,
I guess there's a first time for *everything*!
Tune in next time when we have tap dancing cows in drag
that cheat on each other. Bye!"
Back at Capsule Corp. later that
Trunks: "Hey dad! I'm back!"
Vegeta: "Heh. Not a bad
job you did on that show, boy!"
Vegeta: "But I gotta say, I
think I could have done a better job of tearin' up the
Trunks: "Why didn't you, then!?!
Vegeta: "Hey, back off, brat!!! I was busy..."
Vegeta: "....watching my soap
Trunks: "Say WHAT!?"
Trunks: "Oh dad, you're SUCH
a card! Where would I ever be without you!?"
Vegeta: "Trunks, get me outta
here! Trunks? Where you goin'!? HEY!! Don't you
leave me here! Hey now!...."