Since she was the one who started it all, Tianyu's
quotes get to go first!
-Goku: "Fighting? What's that?"
-Vegeta: "Wow, these romance novels are good.
I'll ask Bulma for more."
-Kurilin: "I have a nose!"
-Piccolo: "Eww, look at all the yucky blood!"
-Vegeta: "Does this outfit make me look fat?"
-Chi Chi: "Gohan, stop studying. I want you to
concentrate on your training."
-Vegeta: "No Bulma, not tonight."
-Brolie: "I do have a brain. It's just that I
don't show it."
-Future Trunks: "I got my sword from sell-a-vision
for only $39.99!"
-Oolong: "Playboy magazines are trash. They should
-Kurilin: "Something smells fishy here..."
-Bojack: "Please don't hurt me! I'll be good!
I'll be good!"
-Goku: Vegeta, I can't stand it anymore! I LOVE YOU!
-Vegeta: I LOVE YOU TOO! I though when I married Bulma,
it would get her out of the way for us!
-#16: "Burn all plants! Kill all animals!"
-Vegeta: "Sorry Goku, I can't spar with you today.
I've got some gardening to do."
-Piccolo: "Look how far I can stuff these french
fries up my nose!"
-Chi Chi: "Ooh, baby, let's get *down*!"
-Vegeta: "SOMEBODY KILL THE BUG! SOMEBODY KILL
-Dr. Gero: "Building cyborgs and fighting Goku
is too much work. I've decided to rededicate my lab
to the making of Silly Putty!"
-Bulma: "Sorry Bra, I don't know how to fix TV
sets. I guess you'll have to miss your cartoon show."
-Vegeta: "Bulma, can I borrow your nail polish?"
- Bulma: "Hello, you've reached 123-BABE. Would
you like to know what I'm wearing?"
-Goku: "Bulma, is that you?!"
-Gohan: "My father really sucks."
-Piccolo: "I need a new hair brush."
-Trunks: "I've decided to become a monk."
-Chi Chi: "Oh, lookie at that guy over there!
He's so fiiiiiine!"
-Chi Chi: "Go ahead and spoil your dinner, see
if I care."
-Bojack and co.: "We have great fashion sense!
-Vegeta: *sniff* "That 'Titanic' movie was so
-Goku: "Chi Chi, can you read 'The Three Little
Pigs' to me?"
-Bulma: "I have no money!"
-Chaozu: "I'm a girl!"
-Vegeta: "But Bulma, I don't want to go to the
haunted house. It's so scary!"
-Goku: "Yay! Chi Chi signed me up for school!
Now I can have a proper education!"
-Cell: "When I kill people, that doesn't mean
that you can judge me as a person who has become mad
and want to blow up the earth in a desperate attempt
to kill my enemies."
-Bulma: "I love you, Master Roshi!"
-Nappa: "Damn, I've lost my wig!"
-Bulma: "Dinner time!"
-Vegeta: "But Bulma, Teletubbies is on!"
-Goku: "Looks like I've won the chess game again,
Bulma. Pay up."
-Brolie: "I have an I.Q of 1,000,000,000,000,000."
-Mr. Satan: "Can someone *gag* help me *cough*
lift this *grunt* feather?"
-Freeza: "My makeup! Where's my makeup!"
-Goku: "I'm tired of fighting..."
-Vegeta: "C'mere, Bulma, and give Daddy some sugar!"
-Piccolo: "I'm giving up on my training and opening
a bikini store to meet chicks."
-Goku: "Chi-chi, shut the @#%$ up! Don't make
me come over there!"
-Vegeta: "You're right, honey. I'll be more responsive
to your needs. Forgive my selfish ways..."
-Vegeta & Piccolo: "Where the @%$# is the
remote? Oprah's on!!"
-Goku: "Gohan, (points to Videl) THIS is a woman.
They're a *lot* more fun than fighting, believe me!"
-Piccolo: "Anyone wanna play 'Twister'?"
-Vegeta: "I'm glad you're the better fighter,
Kakarotto! Can we still be pals?"
-Goku: "Cell? Buu? You guys deal with it; I'm
-Vegeta: "Being a Saiya-jin prince isn't all it's
cracked up to be..."
-Piccolo: "Gohan! Beer me!"
-Piccolo: "Must conentrate...focus energy....aw,
damned Rubik's Cube!"
-Goku: "Calculus is easy, Gohan! You just have
to apply yourself harder! Here, let me show you..."
-Goku: "Gohan, Videl looks easier than a 2-piece
jigsaw puzzle. You should be be able to score in no
time!" (sound of Chi-Chi's frying pan on Gokou's
-Kurilin: "#18, get your sorry ass over here!
Don't make me come over there! And bring me the @#$%
remote! Oprah's on!"
-Vegeta: "How's my hair?" (ala Gary Shandling)
-Vegeta: "I don't know which I like better; the
cream drapes or the peach. Bulma! Which matches the
new carpet better? Boy, interior decorating is tougher
than fighting Cell!"
-Vegeta (drunk): "You guys are great! (slur) I
love you, man!"
-Vegeta: "I want my Mommy!"
-Vegeta: "Hello, I'm Prince Vegeta, and welcome
to Masterpiece Theater!"
(From SSJ3 Gokou)
-Trunks (to Bulma): "Mom don't make me beat your
ass again, get me some damn Koolaid!"
-Vegeta: "Gokou... I love you man!!!!!"
-Gokou: "You're not getting my Bud-Light, Veggie."
-Roshi: "Women disgust me."
-Gohan: "Hey Piccolo! Eat my shorts!"
-Bulma: "Hey Veggie, come give me some of that
good loving before I kick your ass!!!"
-Vegita: "Vegita 3:16 says I just whooped your
-Gokou: "Hey Chi Chi, bend over so I can have
some tossed salad with my dinner."
-Chi Chi: "Damn, that Vegita has an ass to die
-Vegeta: "Bulma I'm really gay."
-Bulma: "I should have known by the way you stare
at Gokou,Trunks,and even my dad!"
-Goku: "Common sense? Sure I got plenty
of that but I just choose to ignore it!"
-Goku: "Up, up and away!"
-Vegeta: "I wish Kakarotto was more sensitive
about MY feelings..."
-Goku: "I'm sorry, Chichi! This never happened
to me before..."
(From Silver Bolt)
-Vegeta: "Does this pink dress bring out my eyes?"
(by me, Meri)
-Future Trunks: "No Dad, I don't wanna train in
that @#!$&%^ Room of Spirit & Time! I just wanna
go to the mall and pick up some chicks!"
-Vegeta: "The shirt says 'BADMAN', but I assure
you that it's not true!"
-Future Trunks: (singing) "I'm too sexy for my
shorts, too sexy for my shorts, I'm too sexy, yeah...!"
-Tien: (to Chaozu) "Dammit kid, stop followin'
me around! I was hopin' I got rid of you when
ya died with Nappa, but nooooo, I had to meet up with
you again even in the after-life!"
-Zarbon: "I'm not gay! I'm only drawn
-Dr. Gero: "I'm not only the President of
Plastic Dome Brains for Men, I'm also a client!"
-The Ginyu Team: "We're considering leaving
the fighting biz and starting our own acid rock band."
-Tien: "Not only am I a fighter, but in my spare
time, I do stunt doubles for Mr. Clean!"
-Broli: "I've given up my evil ways and am taking
up flower arranging."
-Trunks: "Hey Krillin, I thought we told
you to stop calling those 900 numbers!"
-Piccolo: *sheepishly and blushing (purple)* "Bulma,
do you have time to go to the mall with me? I need a
-Bulma: "You are so cute, Muten Roshi!"
-Veggie-chan: "Want to enter ballet school, Goku-chan?"
-Veggie-chan *smiles brilliantly*: "Don't I look
lovely in this bridal gown?"
-Vegeta: *wearing a KISS THE COOK apron* "Kiss
-Trunks: "Gosh, I'm getting flabby, must go to
the gym, or the chicks won't like me anymore!"
-Goku: "Gohan, can you teach me algebra?"
-#17: "I love you, Cell!"
-#18: "Kuri-chan, would you want me to massage
your back? ^^;"
-Shenlong: "Let's boogie, man!"
-Goku: "2x+(-6x) equals -4x..."
-Veggie-chan: "Don't you think I'll look nice
if I permanently curled my hair?"
-Veggie-chan: "Bra, you are sooooooooooooooooooo
-Vegeta: *whine* "I also want to be on the Grand
-Mutenroshi: "Okay, I admit. I'm a gay homosexual."
-Oolong: "You're right. Panties are disgusting."
-Buu: "Hmm. By golly, I do have an overly rotund
belly don't I? oooh hoo hoo Buu, grrrhmmm excuse me
for that loud and obnoxious sound."
( Man With the One Pronged Fork)
-Picollo: "I'm having some serious trouble expressing
my true feelings with words. So, I have these hand puppets."
-Picollo: "I'm having some serious trouble expressing
my true feelings with words. Instead, I'm going to use
-Kamisama: "Just look at me. I'm a pretty boy."
-Chi Chi: "You know, occasionally, everyone gets
a vaginal yeast infection, even me. And it use to take
a whole week for the anti-fungal creams to work. But
now I can cure my vaginal infections in only three days,
with new Vagisol 4. Now nothing can keep me from feeling
less than fresh."
-Vegita: "After all of these years... fighting
just doesn't seem enough any more. I feel so empty.
I'm gonna join the WCW. Maybe I can get some respect.
Just the other day, I was walking down the street, and
some kids started to make fun of me. It really hurt
my self-esteem. Maybe I'm getting too old".
-Picollo: "I've got something to admit to you
guys. I really like little girls. Twelve year olds get
-Trunks: "I went on the Goofy Barnstormer ride
at Disney Land... It scared the sh*t out of me."
-Kurilin: "I couldn't go on that ride by
myself, I was too short."
-Goku: "When I go on those things, I get kind
of dizzy, and then I pass out."
-Chi Chi: "You guys are such women. I love
rollercoasters. Cedar Point in Ohio has the best rides."
-Bulma & ChiChi: "Fu-sion!"
-#18 : "I don't want your money!"
-#16 : "Mmmm. . .Chicken."
-Buu : "I should see a dentist."
-ChiChi: "Don't bother Gohan while he's studying,
-Vegeta: "I should see a barber."
-Goku: "I'm full."
-Freeza: "Zarbon-san... Where's the #$%@! is the
remote, Oprah's on!"
-Vegeta: "I love you. What should we do now Kakkarot?"
-Goku: "I said study Gohan, NOW!"
-Goku: "Oh my god! He's killed Kurilin, YOU BASTARDS!"
(a la South Park)
-Kurilin: "I'm the strongest being alive!
Nobody can hurt me! MWA HA HA!"
-Kurilin: "I'm a chick magnet!"
-Gohan: "Cram it with walnuts, Piccolo!"
-Trunks: "I'm gonna die my hair. Purple hair makes
me look gay!"
-Vegeta: "Let's go to Disney Land!"
-Vegeta: "Anyone got any hair gel?"
-Vegeta: "Look Bulma, I just built a time machine!"
-Piccolo: "Come on Gohan, make the dragon dance
-Gohan: "Mom, do my hair again, it won't stay
-Future Trunks: "D#*%! I wish I had Dad's hair!"
-Nappa: "I'm Super Saiyan! No I'm not! Now I am!
How can you tell?"
-Nappa: "I'm not only the presedent of hair club
for men, I'm also a member!"
-Nappa: "Mr. Clean is my Hero!" *singing*
"Mr. Clean, Mr.Clean.."
-Freiza: "Zarbon, does this shade of lipstick
suit me or should I try black? I really want to impress
Vegeta you know."
-Cell: "Please, Ridley Scot, You know I'm perfect
for the part of the Alien!"
-Broli: "..And here is my BA in language