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- Vegeta: My name isn't a pun off of a vegetable!
- Bulma: Then what is it?
- Vegeta: Uh, it's, uh... DIE!
-Goten and Trunks Sparring-
-Vegeta: Would you guys shut your asses!? I'm trying
to watch "All my children"!!!!!!
-Frieza: Daddy, what the hell am I!?
-King Cold: You're my special little girl.
-Goku listens in-
-Frieza: Daddy, does that mean I have to marry some
-King Cold: Yep, someday.
-Frieza: Let me marry that cutie Goku, I've always liked
him deep down inside!
-Goku: Oh ... dear ... god.
*Freeza in his last trasformation is kicking the crap
out of Vegeta. Freeza then walks over to Vegeta
laying on the ground almost dead. Freeza extends
his arm out and is about to finish off Vegeta with a
-Freeza: Vegeta, you don't understand the true power
to the dark side. I'll give you a choice, join me or
-Vegeta: I will never join you!
-Freeza: Vegeta, it is your destiny.
-Vegeta: Never! You killed my father.
-Freeza: No Vegeta, I am your father.
-Vegeta to Bulma: Hail to the King, baby.
-Vegeta encountering an adversary at his new job at
S-mart: Name's Vegeta. <powers up>... Housewares.
-Vegeta to Bulma: Well, that's just what we call "pillow
-Frieza after being cut in half on Namek: Tis only a
flesh wound! Come back here and I'll bite your kneecaps
-Chichi and Bulma reading Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex:...
Wow, and we
thought we had it tough...
-Vegeta: Oh, Wow! These are the greatest things in the
universe! *Vegeta discovers the joy of pockets.* Lookit
everybody! POCKETS!!! *This was apparently shortly after
he discovered pixie sticks...*
-Mr. Popo: <singing and dancing> I'm a genie in
a bottle, baby. You gotta rub me the right way, honey....
-Dodoria: <enters Frieza's cabin> Lord Frieza,
we are about to land on-- <Notices Zarbon on the
other side of the room in a French maid outfit and a
feather duster.> <shakes his head>... I don't
even want to know... <leaves>
(From USSJ Trunks 099)
-Android 15: Hi my name is 15 and I've been an alchoholic
-Kami: Let there be light!!
-Vegeta: Goku? Will you marry me?
-Goku: Do what?
-Goku: Oh..um ...Okay
-Vegeta: I love you!!
(From Peter Amico)
-Bulma: We've really got to give Trunks and Goten some
-Chichi: Yeah, that fusion thing was cute when they
were kids, but now
it's just scary.
(Master Roshi walks away with both hands burnt away
at the wrists.)
-Goku: That was pretty harsh, Vegeta.
-Vegeta: Well I warned him to stop patting Bulma's ass.
That's my job
now and I don't need any help.
-Goku: But burning off both his hands?
-Vegeta: Well, he should have known enought to stop
when I took the
(Freeza arrives on earth to find no one waiting for
him. He eventually
tracks all the DBZ characters to Master Roshi's island
all watching tv with shocked angry faces and muttering
-Freeza: What's with them?
-Trunks: Gundam Wing is on. It's dub envy.
-Vegeta: Goku would you like to join me for a tea party?
We're having cupcakes. Oh yea, if you are coming Goku,
please put on your pink dress.
-Gohan: PAN!!! If i told you once I told you a million
times no killing bad guys. You can kill all the bad
guys you want when your 13.
-Piccolo: (on drug charges): Not guilty mon!!
-Vegeta: Someone needs a hug!
-King Kai: Ok, to learn my technique of Kaioken, you
must... blow Bubbles. *person runs* Wait, no not
blow Bubbles but blow bubbles, you know...
*Tenshinhan and Chao-zu are sitting somewhere...*
- Chao-zu: "I suck.."
- Tenshinhan "Yes.. I know.."
-Vegeta: Ok Kakarrot.. which one looks better? ::Vegeta
holds up Saiyan armor, complete with shoulder pads::
This one, or.... ::He then holds up Saiyan armor vest::
-Goku: Um.. I like the padless one.
-Vegeta: You weak fool! I knew you would say that, Kakarrot..
so, therefore.. ::slips into the armor with shoulder
pads:: ...I'll wear this one! We'll see who the more
stylish fighter is!
-Goku: You've got to be kidding me!! The orange and
blue combination is what's all the rage around here!
-Vegeta: ::growls:: I'll show you rage, Kakarrot!
::Suddenly, Piccolo steps into the scene::
-Piccolo: You're both wrong. Dome hats and white capes
are what everybody's wearing. ::in steps Gohan, complete
in his little mock-piccolo outfit:: See?
-Gohan: Hey dad! Check out my awesome threads!
-Goku: What the?!
-Vegeta: That kid never WAS too bright. Obviously your
-Vegeta: Kakarot I have something to tell you.
-Goku: What is it Vegeta? Don't tell me... you're gay.
-Vegeta: HELL NO!! I just wanna tell you I have been
trying to kill you because... I -want Chi-Chi.
-Goku: Well.. take her. I really want Bra!
-Vegeta: I am queen of interpretive dance!
-Future Trunks: Damn artificial humans, don't they know
how unfashionable they made me?
-Chichi: He's MY husband!
-Bulma: No, he's MY husband!
-Vegetto: Now, now, girls. There's enough of ME for
the BOTH of you!
-Vegeta: Go, Poke Ball, GO!
-Pan: Dad... This is your grandson.
-Gohan: WHAT? WHO'S THE FATHER!! I WILL F***ING KILL
-Trunks: (outside hiding in the bushes) Eep!!
-Goku: Oh my god they killed krillin!
(From PHM SAX)
-Vegeta: Goku I will trade my Pikiachu for your mewtwo!
-Piccolo(thinking): Sigh... Why must I express my fellings
to him with
punches and kicks, rather than with gentle hugs and
(From ToMbeL 86)
-Vegeta: (Sings) ....and all the girlies say I'm pretty
fly for a white guy..
(From Patrick Flynn)
-Goku: Who cares about the Earth's future? *gets in
an Ash costume* It's Pokèmon time! YAAAAY!!
*Goten's fooling around and somehow manages to make
a Destructo Disc. He goes running inside
and shows it to Chi Chi*
-Chi Chi: Get that out of my house now! Go give it to
*so Goten runs outside and there's Goku, just getting
out of that can thingy*
-Goten: Hey dad! catch! *tosses goku the Destructo Disc.
The disc cuts off his you-know-what*
-Goku: Aw man, Chi Chi is not gonna like this...
*Chi Chi comes out side and sees what happened*
-Chi Chi: Noooo!! *about half a second passes* Krillin!
*Pan and Maron are arguing about something*
-Maron: No, mine!
-Pan: He's mine dammit!
-GT Trunks: It's so nice to feel wanted.
-Maron: What are you talking about?
-Pan: We were fighting over Mirai Trunks.
*GT Trunks falls over in classic anime style*
*Gohan shows up at Piccolo's with a half-packed suitcase.
Piccolo starts laughing*
-Piccolo: You forgot your anniversery again didn't you.
*Vegeta's like watching TV when Goku starts banging
on his door*
-Vegeta: What Kakarott?
-Goku: We gotta fuse right now!
-Vegeta: Why? Who's the new enemy?
-Goku: No, it's worse! We gotta fuse so Chi Chican't
*they're celebrating Goten's birthday*
-Gohan: Wait. a. second. Goten wasn't born until 9 1/2
monthes after Dad died- *Chi Chi suddenly
bashes him over the head with a frying pan while Vegeta
looks very relieved*
-Bulma: What do you mean using Galic gun doesn't make
*Goku calls up the dragon*
-Shenlon: Don't even say it. Your friends are back to
life, now I'm going back to bed.
*dissapears and the balls take off*
-Goku: Wow. I never even thought of wishing for that.
I was just gonna ask for a sandwich.
-Gokou: All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie *cries*
-Krillin: And I just wanted a Malibu Barbie *cries*
-Krillin- Hmm... the hedges need trimming. Destructo-Disk!
-Recoome- Anyone else wonder why Ginyu's not down here
-King Kai- I don't get it.
-Frieza, Zarbon, and Dodoria dressed up like the Beatles:
"We all live in a yellow submarine"
-Gohan: What's with them?
-Vegeta: These are the crazy guys I told you about!
-Krillin: (to Trunks) Let me give you some pointers
on picking up chicks.
-King Cold: My son's a queen and that's peachy keen!
-Frieza:(with a tear in his eye) Thanks dad.
-Goten: Girls don't matter. From now on its nothing,
but bookwork for me!
-Krillin: of our other customers are very satisfied...
-Piccolo: the being bald club for Fighters was a great
Idea it really helped me get in touch with my true feelings
and gave me great inner piece
-Nappa: Being Part of the Bald Club for Fighters made
me realize my true passion...Gardening...I just planeted
some fresh Vegeta's...er...vegetables today.
-Master Roshi: The Bald Club for Fighters helped me
get the self-esteem I needed to get a nice 22 year-old
Breas...uh Girlfriend and tons of sex...I mean money!
-Brolly: (w/ an Austrian accent) I am Broooly
-Nappa: (also w/ Austrian accent) Yah and I um Naapa
-Recoome:And I am Recoome!
-All: We are going to pump <clap> YOU UP!
-King Kai: Knock, knock!
-Goku: Who's there?
-King Kai: Madam
-Goku: Madam who?
-King Kai My Damn foots stuck in the door.
-Goku: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA(laughing hystericaly)
-King Kai: geez it's not that funny!
-Garlic Jr.: And now I proudly present to you...THE
-Spice Boys: If you wanna be my lover...(etc.)
-Vegeta: 45 seconds, now cough up the loot Cue ball!
-Krillin: doh! Maaaan...here.
-Jeice: Cleveland. Are You Ready to Rock?...I said Are
you Ready to Rock!
(From La Femme Vegeta)
-Gohan: "Ya now, Sailor Mercury, us geeks really
can get our groove on!"
-Sailor Mercury: *smoking a cigarette* "Totally!"
-Goten: "Trunks, let's go to Disney World! That
Donald Duck is a total
-Trunks: "I don't know...Winnie the Pooh was always
cuter to me..."
-Krillin: *in a straight jacket in a padded room* "I
had hair once!! I
SWEAR!! YOU'VE GOTTA BELIEVE ME!!!!!!!"
-Bra: *powers up to 99 billion*
-Vegeta- -who is eating a chalupa- hello?
-Goten- put nacho cheese sauce on the chalupa
-Goten- put nacho cheese sauce on the chalupa or else
-Vegeta- or else what?
Ill get back to you -click-
aka Taco Bell
-Trunk- Mom, gimme more spray cheese.
-Bulma- Trunks, I think youve had enough.
-Trunks- ILL TELL YOU WHEN IVE HAD ENOUGH!
SPRAY CHEESE! RIGHT HERE,
-Goku- -runs into a room dressed as a Mexican- CINCO
DAY MAYO BABY!!!
-Vegeta- Im not that proud. Im actually
-Cell- Oh my gosh! You are the most beautiful thing
I have ever seen in
my life! Say youll be mine!!
-Zorak- Ok Roach Boy.
Note: For the Cartoon Network impaired,
Zorak is from Space Ghost Coast to Coast and is a praying
-Pan- I hate you Trunks!! I hate you!! I like someone
-Trunks- Oh really? Who?
-Trunks- -faces Goten- you son of a bitch! -beats up
-Piccolo- Maybe I should be nicer to Gohan and not push
him so hard
-Roshi- Yo, check dis. Im goin like my homie
Piccolo and doin the rap
thang. Can ya dig it?
-Vegeta: "By popular request, I will do the french
fry thing again, with a twist."(Shoves french fry
up nose, reaches down his pants and pulls it out)
-Goku: "WOW! That was amazing! even I can't do
that! Can you do it again?"
-Vegeta: "Eh, not for a little while........."
-Raditz: (to Goku) "Ready brother? Keep your eye
on the birdie!"
-Goku: "I'm watching."
-Raditz: (Kicks Goku in the groin)
-Goku: "Owww!!!------now---that's----what I call---------a
(Bulma and Chichi sparring)
-Bulma: "Oh yeah?! Take this: GALLET GUN!"
-Vegeta: "Bulma? Honey? Would you please stop stealing
-Bulma: "Quiet you! BIG BANG ATTACK!"
(From Hoshi and Densetsu)
-Dragon Ball creation staff: "No we were never
drunk while writing Dragon Ball, especially not the
-Dragon: "Oh you guys again. I'm getting tired
-Goku: "Oh no were surrounded by a mob of angry
Nameks! What will we do Piccilo?!"
Piccolo: " 'We', Earthling?"
-Krillin: "I love my hair!"
-American Translator(of DBZ or any anime): "I understand
-Chibi Trunks: "Future Trunk's this! Future Trunk's
that! Blah- Blah- Blah!"
-Vegeta-Do dee do-
-Goku- Jingle Bells
-Vegeta- ASSHOLE!! I WASNT DONE WITH MY SOLO YET!!!
-Goku-Oh yeah? Whatchoo gonna do bout it, Mister Man?
-Gokus ashes-**in a wounded voice** Okay, go ahead
-Bulma-Hey buddy, got a quarter
-Some Guy-Get lost, loser
-Vegeta-**Flies in and lands right in front of the guy**
GIVE HER MONEY
-The Guy- **scared voice**Okay, heres your quarter!!!
-Vegeta-GIVE HER THE WHOLE WALLET!!!
-The Guy-**Tosses wallet at Bulma and runs off**
-Bulma-**Squints** Say, wasnt that Brolli?
-Vegeta-Crap, hes gonna raise Hell in bed tonight
-Z Senshi-Lets all go to the lobby, lets all go
to the lobby, lets all
go to the lobby, get ourselves some snacks!!
-Goku- Snacks? Where????
-Trunks **running around with a tiara on his head**-Look
at me!! Im such
a pretty ballerina!!!
-Bra **sniff sniff**-But
. but Dad, I
thought we were going to the
Cracker Jacks factory tonight
-Oolong **staring at rows of stockings**- How could
they do this to
. Oh no
**Blair Witch Project close-up**
The horror! (ala Pets.com commercial)
-Vegeta-**growling with one side of a porkchop in his
-Goku-**growling with the other side in his mouth**
-Gohan **flies in and grabs the porkchop
out the window**
HAHAHA!! SUCKERS!!! OOOOOUUUUUCH!!! **Slams into a lamppost**
**sticks tongue out at cold,
frozen lamppost** Hey,
-Vegeta-**Flies outside, grabshe porkchop and runs out
into the night**
-Goten- **Playing the Ocarina of Time**
-Buu-Happy holidays from the Z Senshi who are now happily
trapped in my
**Muffled voices from inside Buus stomach**
(From Lady Silver)
-Vegeta (looking in mirror): "*(&^%$$^^^!!
royal inbreeding...no wonder Kakarot can kick my *ss."
-Ginyu the frog: "No WAY am I going back
to my old body! Chicks really dig a guy
with a three-foot tongue."
-Vegeta (to Frieza): "My name is Vegeta.
You killed my father. Prepare to die."
-Any female character kissing any male character:
"Ewwww! Senzu breath!"
-Any character: "Krillin has no nose! How does
-Any OTHER character: "AWFUL!"
-Zarbon (pulling on those notorious leg warmers):
"I keep in shape by 'Sweatin' to the Owd'ies!'"
-Raditz (to Goku): "Daddy always liked you best!"
-ShenLong- If you want a wish, tell me. I can make your
wish come true. I'm a dragon in da 'Ballz, you gotta
say it da right way....
-Bulma- Shenlong, are you high or sumptin'?
-Goku- Bulma, what is "high"?
-Vegeta: Goku, buddy 'ol pal! How do you turn Super
-Goku: Vegeta, first you must learn to sway like the
Ginko flower. Imagine Bulma nude in the shower with
-Goku: *Lying on the ground hurt* Man I gotta do something
quick! *He pulls out a can of senzu beans, and Popeye
music starts playing*
-Bluto: Oh shit.
*Krillin is showing his daughter Marron his picture
-Marron: Daddy, who's that?
-Krillin: My old girlfriend before your Mom.
-Marron: What's her name?
-Marron: What daddy?
-Krillin: No, her NAME was Maron.
-Marron: You named her after me?
-Krillin: *I should of taken the pictures out*
-Any dB character in trouble: *singing* There's something
strange, in the neighborhood, who ya gonna call? Son
-Bardock: *On King Kai's planet chasing after Bubbles
*Trunks and the guys off of Final Fantasy VIII are fighting
-Trunks: She's mine!
-Squall: No way kid! She's mine!
-Seifer: Yeh right gunblade freak! Rinoa wanted me first!
-Trunks: Hey I got a gunblade to you know!
-Zell: She likes me!
-Irvine: I think Selphie's more cuter...
*All look at Irvine*
-Quistis: Why does nobody like me?
-Pan: Who should I have, Trunks ... or Vegeta?
*Trunks and Vegeta are suddenly fighting over Pan*
-Trunks: We must all go to the future and fight Ultimecia
*Everybody looks at Trunks*
-Squall: I'm with you Trunks.
-Trunks: Cool let's go!
-Goku: *singing to the Popeye song* I'm Goku the Saiyan
Man *Toot toot* I bathe in a garbage can *Toot toot*
Chichi turned up the heater and it blew of my wiener!
I'm Goku the Saiyan Man *TOOT TOOT*!
-Goku: Goku... Digivolve to... Super Saiyan Goku!
-Frieza: Frieza... Digivolve to... Hermaphrodite!
-Cell: Just because I popped out all those Cell Jr.s
doesn't mean I'm ASEXUAL!
-Z. Team: Sure....
-All dB Characters: POKEMON SUXS! DIGIMON IS BETTER!
-Krillin (to Bulma or ChiChi): Could you help me to
pick out some fade cream
or make up to hide these spots on my forehead? They're
really scaring off
-Koola: What are we going to do tonight, Freeza?
-Freeza: Same thing we do every night, Koola, try to
take over the universe!
(ala Pinky and the Brain)
-FUNimation spokesperson: Our DBZ trading cards are
well translated and easy
to make sense of. (okay, maybe they _would_ say that,
but they'd be lying)
*Piccolo, Gohan and Krillin watch as Goku powers up
the Genki Dama in the
battle with Freeza*
-Gohan: Is it me, or does Freeza look a _lot_ like Mewtwo?
-Krillin: Now that you mention it, yeah he does...Hey,
Piccolo, think you
can bean Freeza with this Pokeball from here?
-Piccolo: No Way! You kidding? I betcha Yamcha could,
-Gohan: You suck, Piccolo.
-Krillin: I knew we shoulda wished back Yamcha first.
-Future Trunks:Yo mama!
-Vegeta:I want to try something new(looks at baby Trunks)...Bulma!
Wheres that purple
permanant hair dye!
-Boo:I'm allergic to sugar.
-Freezer:Well I for one personally like my voice in
-Vegeta:What the HFIL is Saiyan pride?
-American DBZ Writers:Hell with the 'the next diemension'
-Vegeta:What kind of a psycho blows up races and planets
-#16:Down with the rain forest!
-#18:Kurilin, you are sooooooooo hot!
-Dr. Gero:It's alive! It's alive!........ I always
wanted to say that.
-Future #17:I don't beleive in violence.
-#16:Kurilin, are these small green stripts edible?
-Goku: Chi-Chi, you b*tch!
-Oolong: Women's panties are the biggest turn off.
-Vegeta: *refering to Bulma* Come here, woman, and kiss
my eternal dragon.
-Gohan: Shut up Piccolo. You're just jelous because
wan't to have sex with you.
(From Mr. Cell)
-Piccolo: "I should dye myself blue."
-Piccolo: "I should get a wig."
-Goku: "Do you like my grinning skull tattoo?"
-Vegeta: "Vegeta the Saiyajin says, 'Only you
can prevent forest fires!'"
-Mutenroshi: "I'm gay."
-Goku: Food, whats that?
-Goku: Yeah Veggie?
-Vegeta: *sniff* I want a baby.
-Turles: Damn! Im starting to lose my tan!
-Goten: *singing* Trojan Man!
-ChiChi: Goten shame on you!
-Mr. Popo: Everybody hates me.
-Kami: And what do you suppose that is?
-Mr. Popo: Because Im the son of the devil?
-Kami: Yeah, thats a good story, what else?
-Chiao-Tzu: Hidy Hooooooooow (Mr. Hanky)
-Krillin: What the hell do you know you fat, sweaty
-Yajirobe: Dont call me fat butt-fu**er!
-Yamcha: Youre such a fat fu** Yajirobe, that when you
go down the street people go GOD DAMMIT! THAT IS A BIG,
*End of South Park*
-Gohan: Dad, what does the birds and the bees have to
do with babies?
-Goku: Well son, the birds tweet and the bees buzz.
-Gohan: But what has that got to do with it?
-Goku: Uuuhh, go ask your mother.
-Veggie: Man, my tail itches.
-Trunks: But papa, you dont have a tail.
-Veggie: Oh, okay. I uuhh, forgot, yeah, thats it!
-King Vegeta: Vegeta, I am your father
-Chibi Vegeta: Fu** You! Its my turn to have the throne!
-Turles: GOD DAMMIT! WHERE THE HELL IS MY SUNTAN LOTION!
-Anybody: But Turles, Isnt your skin dark enough.
-Turles: SHUT UP!
-Paragus: Broli! Stop calling me Asparagus or Ill knock
your head into the next dimension!
-Broli: Oh Yeah? Well thats payback for telling everybody
on every single planet weve been to that my real name
-Chibi Vegeta: *singing* Oh I just cant wait, to be
-Zarbon: Hey Freeza, check out the new Subaru Outback
that I got.
-Jeice: Crocodile Dundee has always been my idol.
-Any Other Ginyu Member: So that explains the cheesy
-Raditz: Im really super Saiyan 3! I just hate the color
yellow so much, that I dyed it black!
-Anybody: What about the eyebrows?
-Raditz: Those are fake STUPID! Cant you tell?
-Trunks: Momma had a chicken
-Bra: Momma had a cow
-Both dad was proud, he didnt care how!
-Goku: My name is NOT Goku, It is Kakarot!
-Goku: Gohan, I dont want you fighting anymore.
-ChiChi: Oh come on, let the boy have some fun.
-Goku: ChiChi you stay out of this! Im afraid Im not
going to let Gohan play anymore until he does his studies.
-Goku: ChiChi leave Gohan alone you nagging Bitch!
-Turles: Hey its not my fault that I put too much Miracle
Grow on the miniature tree!
-Turles: *talking to the Tree of Might, helping it grow*
-Piccolo: *Trying out his new cereal* Yes kids, the
new PickleOs! Little Os, with a touch f pickle flavor!
Just look for me, Piccolo, on the box. And for a limited
time, in every PickleOs cereal, you get your very own
piccolo (the instrument) free! In specially marked boxes!
Buy and try the new Piccolos cereal today!
-Mr. Popo: *singing* Nobody likes me, everybody hates
me, Im going to eat some worms
-Trunks: No, I was NOT named after Dumbos nose.
-Goku: *Steve Urkel style* Did I do that? Hee hee hee
hee! *snort* *snort* *snort*!
-Trunks: Do you like pickles?
-Goten: My mom makes me eat them.
-Trunks: Really? I love pickles.
*Goten thinks for a moment*
-Goten: Ill give you a pickle for a nickel.
-Trunks: But all I got is two cents.
-Goten: Oh, thats okay.
*Goten and Trunks trade the pickle and two cents*
-Trunks: *starts singing* I got two pickles, I got two
pickles, I got two pickles today, hey hey! Do dee, doo
dee doo two pickles, I got two pickles today, hey hey!
*End of Little Rascals*
-Budweiser frogs: Dra-gon-balls!
-Goku: I just love beanie babies!
-Vegeta: What are you talking about? They dont even
make beanies of us!
-Goku: Oh, never mind then.
-Gohan: Shake your bon-bon, shake you bon-bon...
(Goku begins dancing, Ricky Martin style)
-Goku: Do I make you horny, baby? Do I?
-Vegeta: Little bunny foo-foo, hopping through the forest.....
-Bunny Foo-foo: You wanna piece o' dis, be-otch?!
-Vegeta: ....gotta go.
-Yamcha: What? What the HELL are you saying? YOU think
you're BETTER at BASEBALL then ME?! ...than ME?!!?!?!
-Ken Griffey, Jr.: Well, kind of.
-K.G., Jr.: ....Gotta go.
-Zarbon: Oooh, which kind of Herbal Essences shampoo
will I use today...
-Piccolo: Oooh, which kind of- *feels his head* ....d'oh....
-Master Roshi: Booyah! My mail-order bride finally came!
(From bastardchild yugami)
-Gokou: Okay Vegiita, just, give me the candy and come
down from the rafters...
-Vegiita: There can be only one...
-Vegiita: Oh $hit! Did, I just say that out loud!
-Vegiita: What the hell do you mean, "your outta
-Kuririn: Shhh, listen...do you smell something?
-Piccolo: Oh no! STOP THE BATTLE! ::everyone stops::
It's "Buffy" time!
-Piccolo:*sings* I'm just a love machine...
-Gohan to Cell: F*** you you motherf***er! Go to damn
-Gokou: Now where the hell did he learn that kind of
damn language? .......f***-diddly-s***
-Piccolo: I need hair.....
-Gokou: Dont we all?
-Brolly: Wonder how I keep my hair so sparkly? It's
easy! Just add some.....some.....What comes before r?
-Brolly: Well!? What is it!? I was looking at cue cards
the entire time!
-Gokou: Um.....pretty sure it's "plastic"
-Brolly: NO! He's a Pokemaniac too!
-Gokou: Wanna trade a Nidoking for a Charizard!? Huh?
Huh? Wanna play at toys r us for my holographic Mewtwo!?
-Vegetto: I was told a pink marshmellow ran past here
with the Stay Puft marshmellow Man? Where is he?
-Gohan: How the hell should I know? Man, get outta here!
I'm listening to Motzart!
-Vegetto: Hey! I thought we were in this Ban the Marshmellows
thing TOGETHER, Gohan!
-Gohan: Go fuse with a donkey!
-Vegetto: *cries and runs off into the woods never to
-Vegeta: Trunks.....since you're becoming 10 in two
days now.....I wanna tell you about...love..
-Trunks: Teacher taught us already. Stick piece A through
-ChiChi: Gokou......I was told that you were misbehaving
in driving class again?
-Gokou: I got mad and blew up my instructor! So what?
The Kamehameha isn't THAT powerful....AHHHH! SAVE YOURSELF,
-Gohan: Videl........this just isn't working out...Bulma's
so hot and...
-Videl: I got implants
-Gohan: To hell with Bulma!
-Trunks: The chicks love me. Sorry, dad
-Vegeta: WHY!? I thought I was the Super Saiyan stud!
-Trunks: Oh my god, HE'S GAY! I'm so ashamed!
-Piccolo: Gokou, you want that ice cream cone now?
-Trunks: Goten...face it....you're never gonna get the
-Trunks: teacher taught us some advise that one day
you had the chicken pox.....Just stick piece A into
-Trunks: DAD!? But you went off to Tibet to become a
monk 15 years ago
-Gokou: hey everyone....this is gokou........uh....cue
card? Hello? CUE CARD!?
-Zarbon: Mmmm....now's my chance...GOKOU! Freeza left
me! Blow his ass off and LOVE ME!
-Gokou: AHHHHHHHH! GOHAN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE YET AGAIN!
-Gohan: No can do! I'm stuck to the potato chip stain
-Goku: Roshi? Where's your Hentai magazines? I wanna
-Roshi: Sorry, Goku. I threw them away. They suddenly
-Goku: Awww man!
eta:~With Tears in eyes~"Why?,This is such a cruel
world,Everyone is always picking on him, I can still
hear their voices:Silly Rabbit Trix are for kids, I
mean .. why couldnt they just give the poor bunny some
-Vegeta:"Hey Bulma... does this Dress make me look
fat.. I mean i dont think red is my color!"
(Vegeta and Bulma walking in Pet store together) -Vegeta:
"Oh bulma can we pretty please get the cute little
bunny..pretty pwease..wook at duh cute wittle bun bun..cute
wittle bun bun..hehehehehe"
-Goku"Ugh, Vegeta Gimme a break"
-Vegeta"Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me
off a peice of that Kit-Kat Bar, That chocolatly taste
gonna make your day, and everywhere you go you hear
the people say..."
-Goku(annoyed):"Vegeta ..... Shut Up!!"
-Vegeta(Gasps)"You hurt my wittle feelings..iam
gonna tell your mommy what you did!! ...you bad wittle
-Vegeta running around in pink little underwear-"But
mommy ... I dont want to go to school today....I want
to stay home and bake cookies with you!"
-Vegeta -"Ok Bulma I will give you till the count
of 3 to get on that bed And........... DO THE HOKEY
POKEY WITH ME ..YAY!!!"
-Piccolo:*Talks in sleep* "Iam a strong and confident
-Vegeta*In a Luke Skywalker costume holding up sword
and acting brave* "No need to worry little lady
.. I will find Darth Vader ... and Set you free!!!"
-Bulma:*Has Eyes closed*"Umm.....Mister Brave....You
want to put some pants and underwear on"
-Vegeta*Wearing nothing but a diaper and holding a blanket*
"But Bulma I still dont understand why you want
-Piccolo*Spying on Bulma undressing* "Oooooh yeah
thats it ....come on ..come on...take it off"
-Future Trunks: "Bulma in the future when you have
kids..please when one of them accidentally gets a girl
named Pan pregnant...."
-(Vegeta Lying on a bed next to a docters desk)-Vegeta(Talking
to Docter) "and..when I was five...I got hit in
the head with a wooden swing..*Tears start to poor out
of his eyes* all the kids started to laugh and point
-(Goku,Piccolo,Vegeta and Future Trunks all sitting
on a couch)"Ok ok its my turn...." *Piccolo
walking like a sexy lady*
-Goku:"God..That woman who plays that pretty woman
girl is soo gay..now her boyfriend...."
-Vegeta:" Iam Sorry ... I really am ..But that
is what they all are saying about you!"
-Freeza:"Iam so embarrassed....How could anyone
think Iam not Gay??"
-*Vegeta and Goku in a small little girls room playing
with Barbie dolls*
-Vegeta:*Talking in a girls voice* "Ok ken...I
wanna go to the mall...i want to get lots of purfume
-Goku: *Talking in a deep mans voice* "Ok Barbie
..but right after I Go ask this guy if he will go out
-*Goku trying to do sit-ups and Bulma at his feet holding
them down* -Goku:"I cant..I just cant do anymore.."
-Bulma:"Ugh.... If you do 5 more ..i will flash
-Goku:*Trying very hard to do more* "One....T..w..w.o....
two and a half....two and three quarters....Accckk..*Collapses,Breathing
hard*... ok ..just show me one of them!"
*Goku,Vegeta and Piccolo at a store picking out costumes*
-Vegeta:" NO! I wanna be the ballerina!!"
-Vegeta:"Bulma gimme a big smooch right here on
the cheek for good luck!"
-Vegeta: *Freaking out* "I CANT BELIVE IT!!!! SOMEONE
PUT HAIR REMOVER IN MY HAIR GEL!! NO ONE WILL REST UNTILL
I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS!!!"
-Piccolo: *Sniffles* "I love those green turtles..they
are my heroes!! COWABUNGA!!"
-Vegeta:"GO GO POWER RANGERS!!!"
-Gohan:"I HAVE DONE IT!!!! I HAVE COUNTED ALL OF
MY FINGERS AND TOES!! I AM A GENIUS!!"
(From Trunks Girl a.k.a. Krys)
-Kurillin: I confess. I was in the Wizard of Oz.
-Vegeta *to Bulma*: You are my fire, the one desire.....
-Vegeta: How do you like my new pink tutu, Kakarotto?
-Goku: It's pretty Vegeta! Where'd you get it?
-Vegeta: Can't you believe it? I got it at Ross for
-Vegeta: Excuse me, sir, do you have this dress in pink?
-Bulma: YOU'RE WHAT??????
-Vegeta: Don't get mad at me Bulma....*scared to death*
-Bulma: You mean to tell me that you're taking sensitivity
classes with Goku? And that you're gonna marry Goku
next week? *laughs*
-Vegeta: What the hell is funny about that? I'm serious!
-Gokou and Vegita (fusing together, singing): "Coz
tonight, is the niight.. when 2 become oneee..."
-Vegita: "AHH!! A SPIDER!! SOMEBODY KILL IT!!"
*runs away in panic*
-Vegita: "Damnit it's stuck hard.. Bulma, could
you open this darn bottle of jam for me?"
-Piccolo (standing with one hand on his hip, the other
hand out in front of him): "Oh! Oh, my gosh, would
you like at that? I broke a nail! Now what am I supposed
-Piccolo: "I hate water."
- Goku: Hey, Vegeta, where'd you get that kickin' "Badman"
- Vegeta: Like it? It was in a JC Penney's catalog,
believe it or not!
- Trunks: No shit? You gotta give us the order number,
- Krillin: I will not fear, fear is the mind killer...
- Chichi, Bulma, Goku & Vegeta: One more bored lesbian
wives/gay husbands crack and it's DYIN' TIME TONIGHT!
Got that, you hentai sickos??
- Freeza: Oh, "In & Out"? I just LOVE
that movie! Kevin Kline is an absolute DREAM! Why do
- NA Fans: Uh, no reason, no reason at all... (innocent
- Trunks: (after cutting up King Cold's foot soldiers)
As you can see, the Ginsu Blade isn't even scratched
after all that use! And it's guaranteed to continue
working for at least ONE MILLION cuts without
tarnishing, or your money back!
- Cyborg Freeza: Oh, WOW! That's SO COOL! Dad, let's
- King Cold: Hmmm, I dunno... we've got some pretty
good knives at home.
- Trunks: What you need is a further demonstration of
the Ginsu Blade's ability. Your son, there, what's he
made out of?
- King Cold: The parts of him that we couldn't salvage
were fashioned from a meteoric metal I don't believe
humans have a word for. Suffice to say, it's harder
even than adamantium. Why? You don't mean to say that
that blade can cut through it, do you?
- Trunks: I do and I mean to prove it! Mister, ah, Freeza,
was it? If you'll just come up here, I'll demonstrate.
(flies up, Freeza follows him, Trunks cuts him into
- Cyborg Freeza: Wow... the cuts... are... so clean...
- King Cold: Impressive! Come down here, young man,
I think we can make a deal!
- Trunks: (flies down) You won't be disappointed, sir!
Here, hold the blade while I write up a receipt. Will
this be cash?
- King Cold: I am royalty! We NEVER pay. (swings sword)
- Trunks: (deftly catches it with one hand) What a shame.
And I was going to throw in this specially resistant
skin-colored glove, too, since you were such a sport.
I'll just have to repossess. (blasts King
Cold, then his ship) Nobody cons me, boy. I'm the best
damn knife salesman in the universe.
- Trunks: Say, honey?
- #18: Yes?
- Trunks: Do you ever wonder how things would have been
different if you hadn't married me? If Krillin had proposed
- #18: I... used to. About a week ago I went to Orin
Temple to ask him the same question, and he laughed
and told me not to worry about it. He said that he'd
passed through his regrets, that his place had always
been at the Temple and anything else would be denying
- Trunks: Wow. That's pretty deep.
- #18: Yeah. How about you? What do you think would
- Trunks: Uh, I don't know. You'd think I'd be pretty
well versed on alternate history (chuckles), but I don't
know. I guess I never would have gotten over my nerves,
and just would have stayed a bachelor all my life.
- #18: A damn good-looking bachelor. (laughs)
- Trunks: Heh. Yeah.
- Alex: Man, how I wish. Seriously. I'm almost as bad
as Meri is about Trunks about this. Except I don't have
- Trunks: So, you're writing this, why didn't you have
18 and you married?
- Alex: Well... I guess I just didn't feel worthy enough.
- #18: Yeah, I guess you're right.
- Alex: (sweatdrop) Jeez, you didn't have to agree so
- Trunks: He's right, that was pretty harsh, honey.
- #18: Well, he said it first!
- Cyborg Freeza: The time has come at last, to throw
away my mask so everyone can see my true identity! (rips
face off, revealing gore and circuitry) I'm KILROY!
KILROY! KILROY! (falls to ground) Kilroy... (dies) [Styx,
- Vegetto/Gogeta/Gotenks: Just the two of us... we can
make it if we try, just the two of us, you and I. [Will
Smith, I forget who before him though]
- Mr. Satan: I am the cult of, I am the cult of, I am
the cult of: PER SON AL I TY! [Heck, I have no clue]
- Vegeta: Gonna dress you up in my love.
- Chibi Trunks & Goten: All over, all over.
- Perfect Cell: Gonna dress you up in my love.
- Goku, Gohan & Bulma: All over your body.
- Bulma: All over your body... [following a trend...]
- Chichi: I'm a bitch
- Videl: I'm a lover
- Chibi Trunks: I'm a child
- Bulma: I'm a mother
- Vegeta: I'm a sinner
- Goku: I'm a saint
- Freeza: I do not feel ashamed [version one]
- Chichi: I'm a bitch
- Marron: I'm a tease
- #18: I'm a goddess on my knees
- Dende: When you hurt, when you suffer
- Shenlon: I'm your angel undercover
- Kami: I am up (?)
- Krillin: I'm revived
- King Kai: Can't say I'm not alive
- All: You know you wouldn't want it any other way [version
- Gohan: Big puffy Kinto'un in the sky
- Piccolo: Please drop us off as we fly by
- Krillin: We're an american band
- All 3: And everything starts rocking outta control...when
we hit Japan! [POTUSA, except th' Kinto'un bit of course]
- Mr. Buu: I eat too much, I drink too much, I want
too much, TOO MUCH! [Dave Matthews Band]
- Piccolo: Sing us a song, you're the piano man, sing
us a song tonight, for we're all in the mood for a melody,
and you've got us feeling all right... [Billy Joel]
- Yamcha: Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a
girl who knows that I am the one [Micheal Jackson]
- Brolly: Three, oh, it's the magic number... [Schoolhouse
- Gohan: And it'll happen once again, I'll turn to a
friend, someone who understands, sees through the master
plan, but everybody's gone, and I've been here for too
long to take this on my own, well I guess this is growing
up [Blink 182, Dammit]
- Tien: I want something else to get me through this
semi-charmed kind of life [heh, guess who?]
- Majin Buu: Blue canary in the outlet by the light
switch who watches over you, make a little birdhouse
in your soul [They Might Be Giants!]
- Krillin: The beautiful people, the beautiful people,
it's all anatomic as the size of your steeple. Ca-pit-a-lism,
has made it this way, old-fashioned facism will TAKE
IT AWAY! [Marilyn Manson]
-*Goku is galloping through the woods pretending he
is on a horse dressed as King Arthur. Krillin follows
him making horse galloping noises with cocunuts. They
see -Frieza, dressed as the Black Night ahead of them*
-Goku: Hey pal! *keeps skipping back*
-Frieza: No one shall pass!
-Krillin: Let's turn back.
-Goku: No! *tries to pass, but Frieza slashes his sword
infront of Goku*
-Frieza: No one shall pass!
-Goku: Fine! *Goku and Frieza start fighting. Goku cuts
off Frieza's arm.*
-Goku: Now step aside...
-Frieza: I can still fight! *Fight starts again and
Goku cuts off Frieza's other arm*
-Goku: You can't fight now. We will call it a draw.
-Frieza: Tis' a small wound. C'mon, let's fight chicken.
*starts kicking Goku*
-Goku: SHUT UP ALREADY! *cuts off Frieza's legs and
kicks him in the nuts. Krillin and he walk off*
-Frieza: Come back and fight like a man! Haha!! (aka
Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail)
-Kermit the Frog: Hello, this is Kermit the Frog reporting
from Kame House. Here are my new co-anchors Piccolo
-ChiChi: Hey everyone! I found my long lost sisters:
CereCere, ParaPara, JunJun, and VesVes!
-Marron(Krillin's ex-girlfriend.): Everyone in Satan
City is asking: Who is Mr. Pita?
-Piccolo: I don't eat or give a flying f*ck!
-Mr. Satan: No idea, but he is surely can't fight as
well as me.
-Vegeta: Get away from me, you slutty b*tch!
-Goku: *looks down at his chicken salad sandwich in
pita bread and sniffs* I just at him. ChiChi, I killed
-*It is Christmas time! Master Roschi decides to get
a job to pay the bills*
-Santa Roschi: Hohoho! Who is next?
-ChibiUsa(Rini): *jumps on his lap*
-Santa Roschi: And what do you want for Christmas little
-ChibiUsa(Rini) I want you to resurrect my friend Hotaru
who killed herself to save the world.
-Santa Roschi: Um, ugh. Sorry, can't do that!
-ChibiUsa(Rini): WHAT! *kicks him, jumps off, and gives
him the finger*
-Santa Roschi: Brat! Next! *Bra comes on his lap shyly*
Why hello, little girl. What do you want for Christmas?
-Bra: Barbies, a dolly, a book with a doggie, my own
doggie...*goes on for an hour*
-Santa Roschi: Okay, that's enough. Does your mommy
want to sit on my lap?
-Bra: Pervert! *punches Roschi and runs off crying*
-Frieza: *gets on Santa Roschi's lap* Hiya, Santa.
-Santa Roschi: Aren't you a little too old for this?
-Frieza: Oh Santa Roschi! All I have ever wanted to
be was a real boy!
-Santa Roschi: *sighs* This is going to be a long day.
-Vegeta: *Running around in dress up clothes* I am a
pretty pretty princess!
-Bra: Mommy, Daddy won't let me were the Hello Kitty
-Bulma: Vegeta, how many times do I have to tell you
to share! Up to your room right now, mister!
-Trunks: Umm, why do I look like Dr. Tomoe? ((Dr.Tomoe
is Sailor Saturn's father))
-Piccolo: *Dressed up like a flower in a ballet recital*
I am Princess Posey!!! Hehe!
-Goku: *the same* I am Lady Lilac!
-Krillin: *ditto* I am Duchess Daisy!
-Vegeta: *walks out in his normal clothes with flower
petals around his head* I am Primrose Pixie...and I
don't remember how I was put up to this.
-Dr. Briefs: I like Ike!
-Goku: I like Ike!
-DBZ cast: WE ALL LIKE IKE! ((aka an old Dwight D. Eisenhower
-Vegeta: Don't snap the spadex, dammit!
-Bulma: *her wig blows off*
-Goku: Now I remember when you went for that Sinead
-Mrs. Briefs: I am the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe,
don't you know!
-Mr. Satan and Yajirobee: *singing* We are quicker than
the ray of light!
-Frieza: *singing* Please don't talk to the lifeguard!
Please don't talk to the lifeguard! Says the sign where
I go to swim. How can I get to know him! How can I get
to show him that I am so much in love with him! ((This
is a real song))
-Puar: I like chicken!
-Oolong: I like liver!
-Artemis, Korin, Diana, Puar, and Luna: Meow mix, Meow
mix, please deliver.
-Luna: *looks at Oolong* Wait...you aren't a cat? Yuck!
-Vegeta: *looking through a Victoria's Secret's catalouge
in the bathroom* I didn't know Bulma modeled!
-Gohan: Hey, Piccolo wanna go catch a movie?
-Piccolo: Sorry, gotta go sharpen my teeth.
-Michiru: Haruka, where are you?
-*sees Haruka kissing Bulma*
-Michiru: *transforms into Sailor Neptune and beats
-Cell: There is really one thing that I really fear...*looks
around and whispers* Furbies.
-Kaiosama: No one likes me. Everybody hates me! Guess
I'll go eat worms.
-DBZ cast: Not a bad idea! How right you are!
-Kaiosama: Not funny! WAHHH!
-Bulma: Vegeta, I am pregent with 4 kids.
-Vegeta: Yippie skippie! *jumps up and down with happiness*
-Bubbles: *talks in an British professor voice* I am
not a dumb monkey.
-Gohan: Comon Piccolo...just one more
-Gohan: but..need more...going...into...withdraw...
(curls into the fetal position)
-Piccolo: Don't you see Gohan, this vicous cycle of
addiction has to stop!
-Gohan: (rocking back and forth) ... need Pez need Pez
gotta have Pez...
-Yamcha: Man, what a kegger. Talkabout a hangover.
(hears someone in the bathroom) Huh?!?!
-Piccolo: (walks in with a toothbrush in his mouth and
tying the belt on a fuzzy pink robe) Morning
sweetheart, used your toothbrush hope you don't mind.
And look what I found in the back of the closet.
Doesn't it look just adorable on me. (twirls around
then goes back to brushing his teeth)
-Goku: (peaks out from behind the bathroom door) Did
he fall for it?
-Piccolo: Yup. That'll teach him to puke on me. Make
sure you grab his wallet on the way out, he's paying
the dry-cleaning bill.
-Goku: kay, Oh and Piccolo... CHEEZ!! (snaps a picture)
-Piccolo: AHHHHH!!! (chases after Goku)
-Krillen: (hops into his bed with the lights out...after
a few mintues) Hey 18 that tickles... WOH... I got ya...
(Later... 18, in the hallway, walks by the door and
hears noises coming from inside.)
-18:(opens door and flicks on lights) KRILLEN!!!!
-Krillen: 18?!?! Then who?? (flips back covers)
-Krillen & 18: AHHHH!!!!
-7 of 9: (after an extended stay in sick bay) Personal
log, stardate 063195- Short bald males are sufficient
in bed but preliminary study must be done regarding
the temperment and power output capabilities of their
-Vegeta: Mrs. Son, throw this wretched creature back
into the gutter.
-Bulma: Awwhh... I'm a good girl I am. I've come for
lessons I ave. Got me own money to pay for im too. I
know what's fair, I do.
-Goku: What say you old man. You did claim that you
could teach anyone to wear spandex.
-Vegeta: By jove Kakkarot I'll take that bet. Mrs. Son
take her upstairs- strip off those rags and burn them.
-Bulma: Awwowh!! Taint right. Don't let him do this
to me mum. I'm a good girl I am.
-Chichi: Really Mr. Vegeta. The girl must know what
is to be expected.
-Vegeta: Very well, Mrs. Briefs, for the next three
months you will live, eat, and breath in spandex. You
will work out every day to look your best in spandex.
At the end of that time you will go to California and
if you measure up you will get a nice job as an arobics
teacher. However if you are naughty you will
be tossed back in the streets on your flabby butt, and
will be the most ungratifull woman on this plant.
ALA- My Fair Lady
-Barbra Walters: First we knew him as Vegeta, then
Prince Vegeta then Prince. Next became The Saiyan
formaly known as Price. Now he is simply refered to
as The Saiyan. No matter his name, he is one of
the most facinating aliens of 1999.
-Tien: What do you think of my "4th eye" Chaotzu?
-Vegeta: A tattoo and a few piercings would go great
with this haircut.
-Goku: No Chi Chi, the barber didn't screw up again!
-Buu: I'm gonna be the one on TV, lookin all buff..BEEFCAKE..BEEFCAKE!
-Gohan: When I walk in I'm going to drop you with a
Stone Cold Saiya-Jin Stunner..and that's the bottom
-Vegeta: This Hitler guy kicked serious ass!
-Trunks: The purple hair is just an expression of myself!
-Krillin: No you can't use me for a bowling ball!
-King Kai: Kaioken...might sell well bottled...
-Goku: Jeeze..all this energy flaring up around me is
gonna give me a bad sunburn.
-Piccolo: I did not engage is sexual relations with
-Kami: Why did they make my head look like a beehive?
-Master Roshi: No, I did not enjoy gazing at and drooling
over Bulma's genitalia.
(From Otaku Girl)
-Meri or Myself- Trunks is gay
-(Vegeta an #18 are in bed, doing well....)
-(based on an earlier one by someone I do not remember)
Kurirn(To Bulma, at Vegeta's funeral)- he called you
Yamucha again, didn't he?
-Vegeta or Piccolo- Spiffy!
-Vegeta- Macho, macho man, I gotta be a macho man
-Gokou- Nacho, nacho man, I gotta be a nacho man
-Vegeta- Macho man?! I wanna be a ballerina!
-Trunks- I wanna be just like my father
-Kamesennin- :::rides the Kintoun:::
-Bulma- the way to a man's heart is through his stomach
-Chichi- no wonder the only man you could get was Vegeta!
-Japanese characters (to Vegeta)- Vegetable Head!!
-Trunks- Hey, what's your favorite anime?
-Vegeta- Sailor Moon, it's so cool and I love Neo Queen
Serenity's dress. I'm in love with Usagi.
-Piccolo- I like Ranma, it's hilarious!
-Gokou- I like Dragonball, cause I'm in it.
-Kuririn- Uhhh....Armitage, definitely. She's hot-
-Trunks- Well, I like Slayers, cause well, it's Slayers.
Do I have to give a reason?
-Vegeta-:::Starts singing "Give a Reason":::
-Vegeta-:::reading this list::: Heh...HaHAHAAAA- That
::: looks at next one::: WHAT?! Me and Kakarotto, LOVERS?!
-Vegeta- :::confessing his sins:::
-Dr. Briefs (in Eastern European accent): Bulma! Get
out of my a laBORatory!
-Vegeta: Well, I guess it's time to get to work...
*puts on purple feathered hat*
-Trunks: Well, I guess it's time to get to work... *puts
on very short mini skirt and tight blouse*
-Piccolo: Time for some bitchin' music!
-Kami: I'm gonna bust a move! *begins break dancing*
-Gohan (in Iria-like voice): I really need to take a
-Puar: I'm gonna beat yo' ass, Yamcha!
-Yamcha: Holy sh-
-Krillin: RENZOKUKEN! *whips out a gunblade*
-Rest of Z-Team: Uhhh....
(From Queen Sumire)
-Goku at the checkout station: Don't worry, I'll be
back! (in terminator voice)
-Gohan, Krillin, Bulma, and Goku getting ready to go
into space to face off with Furieza: Go Galactic! (PRLG)
-Gohan and MiraiTrunks: It's time to morph into Super
Saiyajin... Super Saiyajin Star Power... MAKE UP!!!
-Piccolo: It's not my fault I'm green! My mom married
the Jolly Green Giant, ok?!
-Gohan: Man, I knew I should have rubbed Krillin's head
before I took that test!
-Vejita: Miracle grow worked for me! Now I'm nice and
-Krillin: Shut up!!
-Any Sayjin to barber: What about a crew cut this time.
-Vegeta or Goku to Bulma: What do you call that lovely
hair color we want to try some.
-Vegeta: I think I'll give up fighting and learn to
play the flute
-Goku: Lets all go to DEB these clothes are ridiculous
-Goku: free food, no thanks
-Shenlon: Screw you guys I am going back to sleep, go
bug the d@#n genie he will give you three wishes and
you only need to find one F#$%ing lamp not seven dragon
-Vegita singing: And peace on Earth good will to men
-Goku: Come on Vegita lets go fight some villains
-Vegeta: Not right now can't you see what time it is
-Goku: What Barney is coming on push over on the couch
I can't miss this
<Both sit on the couch and start singing I love you,
you love me....>
-Freeza: "I really feel masculine today. It is
just to bad that I act, look like, and sound like a
woman. Not even changing a few times can change me now."
-Oolong-PLAYBOY should be banned
-Kurilin-I'm joining the NBA
*Gokou mows lawn and hits something* Oops, sorry Piccolo-your
bottom half will grow back.
-Freezer: Just because my genitals were blasted off
in a freak accident doesn't mean I'm female!
-Tenshinhan: I'm seeing triple.
-Gokou to all female characters: You only need two of
my balls to make any wish you want!
-Dr. Brown (Back to the Future): Trunks, we must go
back in time to stop the androids and reunite your parents
at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance!!
-Trunks: We don't need plutonium. I can supply the 1.21
jiggawatts of power! *charges to Super Saiyan*
After the Raditz battle
-*Krillin scalps Raditz*:You won't be needing this!!
-Vegeta: Maybe it's about time I settled down and started
working on that novel I've been wanting to do. After
all, that Kakkarot jealousy thing is getting a bit old.
-Dodoria: Ever since that accident at the bubble gum
factory, my life hasn't been the same since.
-Manager of Mcdonald's: Hmm, let's see... You saved
the planet Earth from the destruction of Piccolo and
Vegeta, you've fought numerous super villains and you
won the 23rd Tenkaichi Budokai. What I want to know
is can you flip a burger?
-Gokou: It displeases me that you underestimate my managerial
potential. I have you know that in addition to my expansive
knowledge of the martial arts, I also have a Ph.D. in
computer engineering. So excuse me as I seek my pursuit
for an occupation elsewhere.
-*Gohan watches porno*: Oh no, It can't be!! *Piccolo's
on screen with Bulma, Chi chi, and #18 while Funimation
music plays in background*
-Krillin to Gokou: Look at the size of this booger!!
-Vegeta: "I don't need anybody else, cause when
I think of Bulma I touch myself."
-Goten and Trunks- Hi Uncle Bill!
-Vegeta-Listen, I've got a surprise for you two...
-Vegeta-No, this surprise is about my nose. Starting
tomorrow, I'm going to get myself a nose ring.
-Trunks and Goten- **Stunned silence** (ala Nick-at-Night
-Vegeta- Hey Bulma, I have an idea. Let's switch jobs.
I can be the smart, witty, bad tempered, hair color
changing person, and you can be the freak with a receding
-Gohan- Dad, I have to say one thing after all these
years together. BEER ME!!!
-King Cold-**Blasts Guru** Coors
-Vegeta-**holding up 2 fingers** Peace man.
-Vegeta- My son fused with my toughest competitor's
son. Now is that depressing or what?
-Kuririn-Propecia! It worked for me, it'll work for
you!! **cheesey grin**
-Background voices- Poooopecia!
-Kakkarot-**Relating his past life** And then when I
was 10 I got contact from a lady-man alien saying that
I'll fight him one day and so I says to him, I says...
-Bulma- Oh shut up and kiss me!!
-Kakkarot- That's right!!!! How did you know??
-Bulma- Ummmmm.... Forget it.
-Chi Chi- I'm just mad about Saffron
-Kuririn- She's just mad about me
-Marron- I'm just mad about Saffron
-Cell-An' she's just mad about me
-Everybody- They call me mellow yellow..... They call
me mellow yellow....
-Marron- Trunks, what time is it?
-Trunks- Why Marron, it's time to play "What's
in my Pants?"
-Freiza- **Leans closer to the T.V.** Oh, I love this
-Pan-I'm off to join a band savage of circus clowns!!
**Walks out the door**
-Gohan and Videl- Just be back before 10...
-Puar- Ooooh, I am the strongest in DBZ!! No one can
'Cause I'm the strongest, stronger than anyone, strongest
in Dragon Ball Z!!!!
-Vegeta- Think you can back those words up, kitty-cat?
-Puar-HAAAAAAIIII- YA!!!! **slams Vegeta in the gut**
HOW DO YA LIKE THEM APPLES??!!!!
-Vegeta-**Doubles over and falls down**
-Baby Trunks-**Looking up at Vegeta** Sssshhh...sssshh...
-Bulma- He's going to say his first words!!!
-Baby Trunks- Sssshh...sssshhh
-Bulma- What do you want to say, honey?
-Baby Trunks- SHOVE IT!!!
-Vegeta- **Grinning** That's my son!!
On a Dating Show....
-Bulma- Bachleor #1, I like looooong strolls in the
moonlight. What do you enjoy?
-Kuririn- Well, I get turned on by making animal noises.
-Bulma-Oooookay... Bachleor #2, If I gave you $20, what
would you spend it on?
-Dr. Briefs- I'd buy a rabid pit bull!!!!
-Dr. Briefs- 'Cause I get turned on by danger!!!
-Bulma- Ooookay then.... Bachleor #3, what turns you
-**Cat on Dr. Briefs shoulder**- You know, I'm really
just getting sick of this silent role.
-Bulma:"Yeah well just cause my name is on my shirt
doesnt mean I forget it ALL the time......."
-Goku: "Ok Gohan, its time to play.. King of the
-Gohan: "I want cherrys in my Bud-Light dad!
-Goku- "ChiChi, Gohan and I are going of to a distant
planet to fight an ugly guy who wants to be a girl so
we can all live happly ever after in this wondeful word
of peace, O.K?
-ChiChi- "Whatever, just be sure to leave a couple
of brewskies out for me while im watching wrestling!"
-Vegeta: "I always wanted to see my daddy agian.
<starts to cry..>I miss him alot and i WANT HIM
-Bulma: "Vegeta dear, would you please take this
glass over to Chichi and ask her if we can borrow some
-Vegeta: "Why yes dear! Anything to help my beatufil
human (which i adore..) wife, infact i'll get over there
as soon as possible, just for you!"
-Goten - Screw you, dad!
-Trunks - I'm a Saiyan-jin girl, in a Saiyan-jin world...
-Vegeta - I hope no one notices my comb-over...
-Trunks - Hey, can someone help me find my clown shoes
and rubber nose?
-Piccolo - Ooh, nail, that feels gooood....
-Goku - I'm just mad about Chi-chi, Chi-Chi's mad about
me.. They call me Super Saiya-jin
-Gohan - School bites, I'm gonna become a PRO WRESTLER!
-King Cold - Well, son, it's like this. You're a wuss.
Plain and simple.
::In a movie theater::
-Bond- The name's Bond, James Bond.
::Later at Goku's home::
-Goku- The name's.... uh..... Chi Chi, what's my last
-Piccolo- Maybe I should open up a "Slice off Body
Parts" booth at the fair. It'd let people get rid
of pent up frustration
-Krillin- Hmm... the hedges need trimming.... Destructo
-TV Announcer- Yaumcha has become the new MVP!
-Goku- Leggo my Eggo!
-Gohan- Uh... no.
-Gohan- Here! Take it!
::In the space ship to Namek::
-Goku- Beer? Who put this in here? Finally, something
better than those freakin' sports drinks! ::Chugs it
::Later, when Goku is spinning upside down from the
-Goku- Ug... urkk...... ::Spews in midair and spins
repeatedly through it::
::Gohan knocks on his parent's bedroom door::
-Goku- Go away! We're... uh..... sparring!
-Gohan- Let me watch!
::Opens the door::
-Piccolo- Okay, I'm in for a game. Anyone got dice?
::Everyone stares at Krillin's head::
-King Kai- If Goku uses the Kaioken to much, it might
-Goku- Kaioken times 50!!! *BOOM*
::At Master Roshi's House:
-Goku- ::In the bathroom:: - Ka... Me... Ha... Me...
-Roshi- What's with him?
-Gohan- Heh..... I slipped him some Ex-Lax.
-Nappa- Vegita, are you having a bad hair day?
-Vegita- Actually, I thought it was a GOOD hair day!
-Freeza- Okay, that'll be 5 million credits. Thank you
for using Freeza's Planet Cleaners! Come again!
::Back when Freeza killed all the Sayains and Planet
-Goku's Dad- Maybe we should actually move out of the
-Freeza- Oh no, my soaps are almost on! Gotta hurry
up! ::Shoots a Energy blast through Goku, Gohan, and
Piccolo's heart:: I'm done!
::After the water covers Namek::
-Goku- Ally to good! Nightmare to... uhh...
::Vegeta's dead body floats by::
-Goku- Now that's just creepy.....
::After Krillin is blown up::
-Goku- You idiot! He was my only source for porn!
::When Freeza "shed" his shell::
-Krillin- ACK! We need some censor bars over here.....
-Jeice- To protect the world from devestation!
-Burter- To unite all peoples within our nation!
-Guildo- To denounce the evils of truth and love!
-Ginyu- To extend our reach to the stars above!
-Recoome- That's right!
-Recoome- Hah hah! We were actually in a video game!
-Jeice- Guys, just shut up!
-Guildo- It was just the Genesis anyway!
-Goku- Yes! I won!
-Voice- Game Over: The User Wins!
-Bob- Awww... sh#t! I new I shoulda ReBooted as Vegetto!
Frickin' little Enzo just had to be Cell....
-Dende- ::Singing:: Oh my, my, this here Nameckian guy....
Piccolo merged with nail and took on this guy.....
-Piccolo- All Nameks stand in line if you wanna beat
Freeza! All you gotta do is let me merge with you!
-Piccolo- Nail and Kami, rents due.
-Krillin- Dude! What smells so good?!?!?!?!?!
-Krillin- It's comin' right for us!
-Gohan- Oh my gosh! You killed Krillin!
-Goku- You b@$t@rd!
-Mr. Satan- No! my number is not (666) 666-6666! Geez...
my parents were idiots.
-Mr. Satan- No Goku, you take all the credit....
-Goku- ::Speaking like Darth Vader::
-Gohan.... I am your father...
-Gohan- No duh Sherlock!
-Captain Ginyu- I hope you're both waring clean underwear....
-Gohan- I am!
-Krillin- Yep, me too!
-Master Roshi- Maybe I should take off these glasses.
-King Kai- Now the Ginyu Force is in HFIL.
-Yaumcha- What's next, EUDK?
-Tien- Think about it. Move the E and D one letter...
-Chaoutzu- Oh, I get it.... FU
-King Kai- Fudgecicles?
-Yajirobe- Screw you guys, I'm going home...
-Bulma- Chi Chi, I... am... uhh.... attracted... to
-Vegita- Holy sh*t!
-Bulma- I'm sorry Vegita...
-Vegita- No, this rocks!
::Before Gohan's born::
-Goku- Uhh.... Chi Chi... reading this article... apparently
using Kamehamehas DON'T make you sterile, like we thought.
-Chi Chi- What?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!??!?!!?!?!??!
-Chi Chi- You failed driving lessons! You've failed
cooking lessons! Are you gonna fail Math lessons next
-Goku- Hey Gohan, can I borrow your car?
-Gohan- You can't drive!
-Dodoria - "Why aren't I on ESPN's '50 Greatest
-Yajirobi (singing) - "Come sail away,
Come sail away,
Come sail away with me, lads...."
-Bulma - "You're terminated, f***er!"
-Vegeta - "Bulma, never EVER invite that Serena
to our house for Thanksgiving dinner again! That meatball-head
practically ate us out of house and home!"
-Ben Stein - "Welcome back to Win My - Ben Stein's
- Money. Of our illustrious contestants, Brolie, Dodoria,
and Bubbles, only Bubbles here has managed to take away
any of my five thousand dollars so far...."
-Jeice - "You know, being Space Ghost's sidekick
all of those years really scarred me for life. That's
why I spent so much time in the Outback, bleached my
hair and got this amazing orange tan."
-Vegeta - "Save the sob story, not even Frieza
killing my father and destroying my homeworld was as
damaging as a single viewing of 'G.I. Joe-The Movie'!"
-Oolong - "Why doesn't Rick Hunter just get Lisa
and Minmei in a threesome?"
-Brolie - "I'm an excellent driver-definitely an
excellent driver...Wapner in five minutes!"
-Sailor Moon - "I am Sailor Moon, champion of justice!
We are the Sailor Scouts, and we fight for love, and
we fight for justice! On behalf of the moon, we will
right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you,
-Frieza - "...zzzzz...zzzzz...zzzzz...."
-Dodoria - "BIG POPPA PUMP IN DA HOUSE!!!!!"
-Gregory - "Hit me with that f***ing hammer again,
and I'll turn it sideways and stick it straight up your
-Mr. Popo - "I dare you!"
-Dodoria and Yajirobi - "BEEF-CAKE!!!!"
-Frieza (in his pod) and the Ginyu Force (in unison)-
-Vegeta - "Who disrupts my coronation?"
-Frieza - "Coronation, Vegeta? This is bad comedy."
-Guldo (under his breath) - "not as bad as this
dub job, or ripping off 'Transformers-The Movie'!"
-Frieza - "No more, Goku! Grant me mercy, I beg
-SSJ Goku - "You, who are without mercy, now plead
for it yourself? F*** off, already!"
-Cyborg Frieza - "I-am-Locutus-of-Borg. You-will-be-assimilated.
-Frieza (pinching the breastplates of his armor) - "I
am as happy as a little girl!"
-Frieza - "I am Hans!"
-Zarbon - "And I am Franz!"
-together - "And we are here to pump-"(clap)"-you
-Vegeta - "Claude Lemieux is such a handsome fellow,
don't you think?"
-Gohan, Kurillin, Dende, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter,
and Sammy (singing)-
"Veggie-head and Meatball-head,
"Sitting in a tree!
-Bulma and Derian - "Hey, wait a minute!"
-Luna - "Serena, stop eating so much! Do you want
to look like Yajirobi, or Dodoria, or The Fabulous Sports
-Taurus, Ann and Alan (singing)-
"Trees, trees, join the Arbor Day Foundation,
"Spread the word across the nation about trees!"
-Taurus - "Trees are terrific!"
-Gohan - "Have some cheese!"
-Vegeta - "You suck, you jackass!!!"
-Mirai Trunks - "So, Rini, you time-travel often?"
-Piccolo - "I never liked that moon, anyway. It
wasn't green enough!"
-Pan: (upon looking at last month's survey) Yes! I
won!! *jumps around happily and then goes off in search
-Trunks:(upon looking at last month's survey) eep! *counts
seconds till Pan shows up*
-Cell: "Cell-Juniors! Stop beating up Gohan's friends!
You're making him angry!"
-Vegeta: "Flying Nimbus!"
-Chi-Chi: "Gohan, you put your books down! Go help
your father fight right now!"
-Vegeta: "Of course you are stronger than I, Kakarotto,
it was meant to be..."
-Vegeta: (Training in the Gravity Room) "Must *pant*
push myself. *pant* Must *pant* become stronger than
Mr. Satan *pant*....."
-Goku: (Floating in the Healing Tank, thinks:) "I
better just stay in here... The others can fight Freeza
-Vegeta: "Hello, Goku."
-Chi-Chi: (Licking the bottom of one of the hundreds
of bowls on the table, belly bulging and soy sauce all
over her face) "I'm still hungry Goku! Bring me
-Goku: (Cooking with one hand and washing dishes frangically
with the other) Just a minute! *pant, pant* I'm trying
to hurry! *pant*..."
-Vegeta: "So what if Buroli's the Legendary Super-Saiyan?
I'm gonna kick his @$$!"
-Piccolo: "No! There's no use! He'll kill us all!"
-Buroli: (Counts to ten)
-Goku: "OH MY KAMI! (Hides his nakedness, having
climbed out of a lake) Don't look! Turn away! Geez,
I'm so embarassed!"
-Gohan: "Daddy... what comes after six?"
-Goku: "It depends... Are you referring to what
occurs next in normal numerical order? Relate to the
previous digits; perhaps there is a discernable pattern
that must be considered before a feasible answer can
-Kurillin: "PU! What stinks in here?!"
-Vegeta: (Holding a little stray kitten gently, looking
at Bulma with the Sad Puppy Face) "Can I keep him?
-Piccolo: (Rolls on the floor, laughing so hard tears
fall from his eyes, pounding his fists on the floor
-Vegeta: (Sitting on the floor and hugging himself,
rocking back and forth, eyes looking bloodshot and void)
"Make them go away... Make them go away... Tell
the voices to go away... Make them go away..."
-Android 16: "Stomp through the bees, an' burn
through the trees, an' slam in da back o' my Bulldozer!"
-Any of the Z warriors: (Being held at gunpoint, trembling
and whimpering) "P..P...Please d..don't hurt me...
I... I'll do w..whatever you say..."
(From Josh Pitre)
-Goku:*Hits Gregory with hammer*
-King Kai: Goku stop wacking the cricket *laughes hysterically*
-Goku *Stares blankly*
-King Kai: Bubbles bad monkey! Now I'm going to spank
the monkey (cacks up laughing)
-Goku: *Goes Super Saiyajin*
-Frieza: *Thinks out loud* I'm going to piss on myself
-Goku: Through what???
-Pan: I need breast implants
*Gohan humping Videl on trampoline*
-Goku walking up street: GO GOHAN!!
-Gohan:I love you Sailor Mercury
-Sailor Mercury: I love you too Gohan
*The two start making out*
-Tien: I'm going to eat lunch
-Lunch: If I sneeze I'm going to kill you
-Tien: But I didn't mean it like that
-Chaiotzu: Just call me "The Little White Albino
-Tien: Chaiotzu? Why are you white?
-Chaiotzu: Its bacause I whack you off while you're
*Tien passes out*
-Trunks: *singing* I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm really really
gay! (ala Animaniacs "I'm mad")
-Goku: Lets become Ronin Warriors. I'm Ryo, Armor of
-Piccolo: I'm Sage, Armor of Halo Dao-Chi
-Vegeta: I'm Kento, Armor of Hardrock Dao-Chi
-Gohan: I'm Rowen, Armor of Strata Dao-Chi
-Mirai no Trunks: I'm Cye, Armor of Taurrent Dao-Chi
-All: This is so COOL!!!
*Goku sitting on couch with his shirt off drinking a
-Chi-Chi: *Rubs Goku's chest* Oh Goku lets make passionate
*They go upstairs and start having sex*
-Gohan: Mom, Dad, I'm hearing scary noises...OH MY GOD!!!
-Chi-Chi: Do you want to join us?
-Gohan: Oh mom you dont know how much I've wanted to
have sex with you!
-Gohan: Lets all become Sailor Senshi!
-Gohan: We'll call it DragonMoon Z
-Goku: I'm Sailor Saiyajin
-SSJ Goku: I'm Super Sailor Saiyajin
-Goten: I'm Sailor Chibi Saiyajin
-Piccolo: I'm Sailor Namek
-Gohan: I'm Sailor Chibi Namek
-Dende`: I'm Sailor ChibiChibi Namek
-SSJ Gohan: I'm Super Sailor Chibi Namek
-Vegeta: I'm Sailor Vegeta
-Mirai no Trunks: I'm Sailor Mirai Vegeta
-Chibi Trunks: I'm Sailor Chibi Vegeta
-Krillin: I'm Sailor Short Bald Guy
-Nappa: I'm Sailor Tall Bald Guy
-Tien: I'm Sailor 3-Eyes
-Chiaotzu: I'm Sailor White Albino Thing
-Yamcha: I'm Sailor Weakling
-Great Saiyaman: I'm Great Sailor Saiyaman
-Mr. Buu: I'm Sailor Fat Ass
-Cell: I'm Sailor Absorb You and Become Stronger.
-Frieza: I'm Sailor Transexual
-#16,17,and18: We're The Sailor Robots
-Yajirobe: I'm Sailor Eat Alot
-King Kai: I'm Sailor Laugh-a-lot
-Chi-chi: I'm Sailor Bitch-a-lot
-Bulma: I'm Sailor Bitch even more
-Lunch: I'm Sailor Sneeze and Kill You
-Master Roshi: I'm Sailor Porno Magazene
-All: We Will Punish you
-Brolly: Isa be attend a unarvarsity is ummer
-Brolly: I'm attending a unaversity this summer you
-Goku: Kamehamehahamehameha I started to kamahameha
but I forgot to stop.
-Bulma and Chi-Chi fuse by the dance to make *BulChi*
-Bulma and Chi-Chi fuse by Potarra earrings to make
-Krillin, Goku, and Gohan: HELP US!!!
-Gohan: Mom, why are you cooking dad in a barrel?
-Chi-Chi: I'm making man-stew, and I'm going to eat
it all up.*licks lips*
-Goku: Um Chich don't you think its getting kind of
-Chi-Chi: Quiet You!!!
-King Kai: I just discovered I'm really a catfish *laughes
-Goku walking Snake Way: I'm walking to New Orleans
(ala Fats Domino)
-Goku sitting on toilet: UNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
becomes a Super
Saiyajin. UNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Becomes
*PLOOP* Sighs relaxingly.
-ShenLong: Take the E-N off of my name and you get Shlong
-Chibi Trunks: *trips and falls down stairs* AAAAHHHHH!
-Goten: OH MY GOD TRUNKS!!!...Can I have your stereo.
-Mr. Buu: When I look at people I see candy.*Sees Goten*
-Goten: OH SHOOT NOT AGAIN!!! (ala Who wants to be a
-ShenLong: I'm the Snakelight...from Black and Decker.
-Yamcha: I'm Yamcha Bravo the one man army!!!
-Brolly: I have no muscles.
-Chi-Chi: Hey Gohan do you want a joint?
-Gohan: Sure mom
-Piccolo: DIE MOON!! *Blows up moon*
-Sailor Moon: *Has a heart attack and dies*
-ShenLong: D!R!A!G!O!N! Doragon Pawaa. D!R!A!G!O!N!
Doragon Pawaa. Pawaa,
Pawaa, Pawaaaaaaaa, Doragon Pawaa.
-Brolly: I'm really short.
-GT Trunks: I have no willpower...just like my song
-Pan: I have huge boobs!!!
-Shenlong: I love you Porunga!
-Porunga: I love you too! *The two start making out*
-Dr Gero: At last my ultimate creation...#69er
-Dr Gero: Two more androids...#49er and #76er (ala the
76ers and 49ers
-#49er: GO LONG #17 *passes football*
-Dr Gero: Interception by #18...TOUCHDOWN!!!
-#16: I'm open #76er
-#76er: *passes basketball*
-#16: *Catches ball*
-Dr Gero: SLAM DUNK!!
-Vegeta: Pikachu I choose you!!
-Trunks dressed as Pikachu: I hate you Dad
-Bardok: I look like Rambo with this headband
-Chi-Chi: *lying on couch naked*
-Bulma: *Lying on floor naked*
-Chi-Chi: I told you not to fall off!
-Bulma: Sorry Chi-Chi *cries*
-Chi-Chi: Its Ok Bulma you can get back on.
-Bulma: OK *climbs back on top of Chi-Chi*
-Vegeta Washing dishes in a pink lace apron: **cockroach
runs across floor**
AAHHHHH a bug kill it, kill it BIG BANG ATTACK!!!!!
MMMMM **Eats cockroach** Its crunchy. **sound of Bulma's
frying pan on
-Goku: F**K YOU CHI-CHI!!!
-Chi-Chi: I'd love to...when? where? and How?
-Goku: Right here, right now, doggie style.
-People in CA: EARTHQUAKE!!!!!
-Mr. Buu: Shoot I fell out of bed again!
-Vegeta with head stuck under couch cushon: I can't
find the friggin thing!
-Bra: Hurry daddy its almost dinnertime for my Pooky
*pooky is Bra's teddy
-Frieza: Chi-Chi gimmie the darn dragonballs!!
-Mirai Trunks: Just promise you'll never tell mom about
-Bra: I wont, I never want to stop having incest sex
-Gohan: *running around in Sailor Mercury's dress* These
miniskirts are so
-Sailor Mercury: *runs down stairs in Gohan's Gi and
cape* Gimmie back my
-NA Goku: SHIMATTE KUSO BAKA BAKA BAKA!!!
-NA Gohan: KUTABARE, KUSOTARE!!!
-NA Vegeta: KUTABARE SHIMATTE BAKA
-NA Mirai No Trunks: BAKA YARO
-Vegeta: I...can't have...multiple...orgasms *Cries*
-Vegeta: I'm just a love machine and I won't work for
nobody but you!
-Gohan: Pikachu I choose you!
-Krillin: Wow! I think I see hair growing. oh wait its
-Piccilo: it's not easy being green
-ChiChi: Who wants to go out and make some trouble?
-Gotenks: I'm two two two sayans in one
-ox king: hey bulma i'm horny (he means his hat)
-Chouzu: Hey look! (pokes tien in the eye) Third eye
blind! Hee Hee!
-Ginyu as a frog: Hi Ho everyone ginyu the frog here!
-Goku: Senzu beans, Senzu beans the musical fruit. The
more you eat the more you toot
-Bulma: Hey vegeta, when you turn into the giant monkey,
does EVERYTHING grow?
-Trunks and Bra: whos idea was it to name us after underwear?
-Yamcha: Hey Krillin what are those dots on you head
-Krillin: I dunno (presses one and changes color) Wow!
-Goten: Hey there tinky winky
-Trunks: dammit stop calling me that!
-Yamcha: Chicks dig scars
-Bra: Mom why am I called Bra?
-Bulma: would you rather be called Accident?
-Raditz: keep your eye on the birdie now say cheese
-Shenlong: I'll grant your wish, but ya gotta catch
me first Ha Ha
-Goku: KAMEHAME.......now what was that last part?
-Krillin: Take this job and shove it!
-Raditz: Maybe if I wore pants I wouldn't get my leg
-Vegita: Would ya look at that? It says "Badman"
on the back of my shirt
-Oolong & Ya Jarobe: FUSION!!
-Trunks: Its true I am Tuxedo Mask
-King Kai: Why did I buy a car?
-Goku: Piccilo what happened?
-Piccilo: Well I wanted to see if EVERTHING on me would
grow back if I chopped it off. Well one thing led to
another and I....decided to pull a Bobbit and....and.
-Piccilo: And it didnt grow back
-Bulma: Well, I don't know how to fix this crazy thingamajig
-Vegita to Piccilo: Why do birds suddenly appear every
time you are near?
-Trunks to Bulma: I know its gross but I cant stop thinking
-Oolong: Who wants bacon?
-Kami: Kiss my wrinkled green butt!
-Gohan: My mom says violence is wrong and by golly Im
gonna listen to her
-Krillin: I did it all for the nookie
-Piccilo: I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin,
but I think unicorns are kick ass
-Piccilo to Gohan: Gohan, do you like movies about gladiators?
-Gohan to Piccilo: Up yours green giant!
-ChiChi to Goku and Gohan: Have fun battling evil you
-Krillin: Okay who's the prankster that put Nair in
-Goku: CHICHI You're cheating on me? With who? C'mon
I can see you under the covers. Huh? CHOUZU?!!
-Shenlong: Grab me by the balls and make a wish baby
-Videl: No Vegeta, I am not Videl Sassoon so stop calling
-Goten: Trunks, since we fuse does that make us gay?
-Nappa: Excellent idea old chum. We will venture down
to the planet Earth, destroy the homosapiens,then consume
the planet's resourses. Splended, simply splended.
-#18: oh crap I'm married to the president of the Lollipop
-Piccilo: Gray skies are gonna clear up.put on a happy
-Future Trunks: Who knew time travel could be so sexually
-Vegita: Whew good thing I can't change supersayan
-Trunks:If I would have picked that dress, Goten would
have accepted me.
-Gohon:Mom!!! Where's dad's lipstick?
-Chi Chi:In our room, be careful to not disturb him
-Goku:No,no,no. You have it on wrong.
-Vegitta:But Goku, didn't you tell them about us yet?
-Goku:And ruin our wedding? I don't think so.
-Goten:Dad, blue just isn't me. I've gotta have the
-Bulma:Trunks!! Where's the cord?!
-Trunks:In your pocket mom.
-Bulma:Were you looking at it again?
-Trunks:But Goku you promised me.
-Goku:It's just not working out for us.
-Freeza:Zarbon, I thought you loved me.
-Zarbon:Nah I was just using you. Vegitta!
-Goten:Welcome to the gay family, whereas I and Trunks
are the parents..
-Trunks:It's Goku and I,get it straight you gay, geez..
-Yamcha:When do I get paid for being here?
-Trunks:okay I wake up and I have no boyfriend, and
now I have two Gokus?
What's going on?
-Goku:Trunks, I'll help ya' dye it again. This time
we're going lighter.
-Goku:To get it that blonde,you've gotta drink the clorox
-Vegitta:So that's your secret?
-Trunks:I am having a good day....
-Krilin:Look for the PMS truck on your way out.
-Krilin:Goku, you told me that my thingie's too small..
-Goku:I know..Trunks's better sized..
-Vegitta:There's no place like my bathroom..There's
no place like my
-Goku:Give it a rest!
-Chi Chi:The Congo's two miles north..I'll see you tonight.
-Bra:Where's my lacey one Trunks!!
-Trunks:Fire..fire..fire..fire...Explosion at the next
-Bulma:You're nexy Krilin..
-Goku:No,no,no,no,no. Try it again..Lift the leg higher..
-Trunks:it can't go any higher..
-Vegitta:legs spread wide open...
-Chi Chi:Gohon get going. You don't want to be late
for your midnight
-Gohon:Should I wear green or blue?
-Piccolo:I hate green...
-Krilin:Bald man strikes again...
-Goten:Cue ball gets head smashed into wall...
-Zarbon:I just can't seem to get on Freeza's good side,EVER.
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