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-Krillin: In case of an emergency, my head has been
designed as a floatation device.
-Brolli: Look at my bulging muscles you girly girls!
(ala Hans & Franz)
(From Virginia Savich)
-Oolong: I'm not overweight! I'm....undertall.
-Shenlon: *shows up with a chicken leg in hand* Always
when I'm eating!
-Cell: I wanted to join the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
but nooooooooooo! That Splinter guy wouldn't have it!
Too violent, he said! You're not a turtle, he said!
But I'll show him!
(From Sam C.)
-Chi-chi: Goku!!*Chi-chi hits Goku in the head with
a frying pan* How
many times do I have to tell you, to open the door,
just use the doorknob!!
(From Corran Iverson)
-Goku: Daaa Bears
-Piccolo: Daaa Bulls!
-Vegeta: So who do you think would win in a fight, Kakarot
or Coach Ditka?
-Piccolo: Coach Ditka.
-Goku: Whoa whoa, hold on. What if Kakarot WAS Coach
*The three indulge in some deep thought* (ala SnL)
-Frieza: Father, Father, look! A candy shop! May
we please go in,
-King Cold: Oh, very well, Frieza.
-Frieza: Oh, joy!
-Goku: Hey Vegeta... (snickers) Got milk?
-Vegeta: Dangit, Kakarrot, give back my blasted milk!
-Frieza: Ho ho ho! Merry christmas!
-Radditz: Oh well. Goku is clearly stronger than me
I better give up.
-Cell: Heeeeey batter batter batter! C'mon! Pitcher's
gotta big butt!
-Frieza: I think I better start taking some tylenol.
This soar throat is starting to annoy me.
-Vegeta: *playing video games* Yayayayayayayaya! *Bulma
snatches the controls from him* Hey! You just killed
-Goku: Frieza? Wut? OH! Him! Now I remember...
-Frieza: He's a super saiya-jin? I don't need this.
-Gohan: Math? What the @&#$! is that?
-Zarbon: *singing* Outback Stakehouse, no rules just
-Dudoria: *singing* God bless america...my home sweet
-#18: Cell? What's that some sorta cookie?
-#17: *Arnold Swartzeneeger Voice* I am the Terminator!
-#16: *in a scared voice*...animals...they...are...so.....so...mean
to me....I hate...the dark...*loud scarred breaths*....hehehe
-Kurrin: I could beat down Piccolo any day of the week!
-Frieza: That Kurrin guy was really tough. I mean WHOA!
I thought he had me beat for a minute there.
-Dylesic Broli: OTTORAKAK
-Trunks: *English Accent* I am acctually British.
-Goku: *Cleaning his Gi* Damn spaggeti stains!
-Fat Buu: *Scottish Accent* Course I'm no happy. Iz
got biggerz tities dan yuu! I gotz more chinz than a
chia knees phone book!
-Fat Buu: *Scottish accent* First things first! Where's
ya sh*tter? I got a turtle head poken' out!
-Krillin: You know, I just noticed these strrrrange
dots on my head.
-Vegeta: My favorite is Tinky Winky... what's yours
-Goku: Uh... I don't watch Teletubbies.
-Vegeta: What?! *Vegeta goes Super Saiya-jin*
(From ReP 731)
-Trunks: I have my mother's hips, and I have to accept
(From The Spatula Goddess)
-Vegeta: Eggs... flour... butter... I love baking.
-Jerry Springer: Welcome back to 'My Significant Other
is a Hostile
Alien from Another Planet Who Tried to Destroy the World'.
welcome Chi-Chi and Bulma to the show.
(From Marta Smith)
-Gohan: Unko Wadditz! Let's go to da circus an' see
-Radditz: Sure kid!
-Vegeta: Hi Goku!
-Goku: Kakarrot! The name is Kakarrot!
-Vegeta: I'm a people person.
-Trunks: Hey guys leave Juunanagou alone! when you get
right down to it
hes not such a bad guy!
(From Bo Seung Jung)
<Akira Toriyama at a board meeting>
-Akira: Lemme get this straight. This, guy, Goku, is
actually a guy from
space with a monkey tail? And he wears nothing but orange?
-Business Guy: Yessir.
(From Psyko' Masamun)
-Dodoria: I'm not fat! Im just big-boned!!
-Goten and Gohan at mall: How YOU doin?!
(From Locke the Treasure Hunter)
*Gohan transforms into a giant ape*
-Goku: What the hell..?
-Piccolo: That cant be! I destroyed it! There isn't
a full moon!
*Yajirobe is seen bending over to pick up a penny*
-Goku: What are you tryin' to tell me? That I can dodge
-Kaio-sama: Once you're ready, you won't have to...((seen
-Most of the people that submit to this section: No,
I'm not going to write another repetitive, boring, obvious
(From Katie Correia)
-Vegeta: I'm going to kill you Kakoro....OOOOOH! Bubble
-Janemba: Janemba! Janemba! Janem...OH! F*** IT!
-Eternal Dragon: What's your God damn wish already?!
-Goku: Gee guys, I don't know ... that double Whopper
looks awfully big.
(From SSJ 10 Letivuse)
*In an AA meeting*
-Goku: I'm Goku and I'm an alcoholic
-Vegeta: I'm Vegeta and I'm a homosexual.
-Kuririn: Wrong building Vegeta!
-Trunks: Dad! Take off that STUPID hand puppet!
-Vegeta: It's the only was for me to cope with my emotions.
::Whispering:: Don't listen to him Mr.Hat...
-Dragon: Is that your final answer?
-Piccolo: Welcome to dieting with the Demon King! Well
start with a fresh water salad, tossed in a light vinaigrette
of H2O, and we'll cap it off with a side of water! >>
(From Nny and Michiru)
-Chichi: Hey 18, do you wanna go shopping?
-#18: No thanks...
-Tien: Hey look! My third eye! It's really just an old
scratch-and-sniff sticker. Mmmm....strawberry.
-Mirai Trunks: (to Chibi Trunks) Ha ha! You suck! Oh,
-Fat Buu: I'm dead sexy! (ala Fat Bastard)
(From Miles "Tail5" Prower)
-Jeice: Cap'n, Got Milk?
-Vegeta: On your Nose... I mean... Toes! Toes!... Damn,
-Android 18: .... and please leave a message after the
tone, thanks alot.
-Piccolo:*mumbling* Stupid preacher, he can't tell ME
he's not open for confessions today...
-Vegeta: *Sigh* I wish there was more to my life...
-Bulma: Damn VCR...I can never get it to stop flashing
-Bulma: (singing) We're off the Planet Namek
-Goku: And I'm sure to get a brain...
-Vegeta: ...A heart...
-Bulma: ...Back home...
-Krillin: ...The nerve!!
(From Sukiro Kou)
-Goku: Now.. If i just carry the two.....then.....AH
HA!! It takes 3 people to screw in a light bulb!!
-Piccolo: I'm blue da ba dee ba ba di da ba de da ba
di da ba di!!
-Mr. Popo: Yeah, I had a bad experience with a tanning
lamp when I was little...
-Trunks: *Gazing at himself in the mirror* I have such
(From An Anette Fan/KitKat)
-Master Roshi: (in a limo)**with a cheesy English accent**
Pardon me, but do you happen to have any Gray Poupon?
-Goten: Pikachu, I choose you!
-Chi Chi and Bulma:**singing to Goku and Vegeta** What
a girl wants, what a girl needs. Whatever makes me happy
sets you free.....
-Future Trunks: Meri, I love you with all my heart.
Say You'll be mine or my life won't be worth living.
-Meri: **yawns** Oh I'm sorry, but I like GT Goten,
not YOU! Please remove yourself from my sight.
(From Jan-Chan Suzuhara)
-Chibi Trunks: *Going through the laundry, Chibi Trunks
holds up a thong* Mommy, What's this?
-Bulma: Don't ask me, it's not mine. :Silence: Ask you
-Vegeta: Damn you, woman!
-Dende: Got milk?
-Goku: Wow, something smells like kiwi and lime!
-Vegeta runs his hands through his hair and blushes.
-Vegeta: I just changed my shampoo! Can you really notice?
*Trunks is sitting in his room, rolling weed in paper.
Bulma and Vegeta walk in.*
-Trunks: Mom! Dad! This...this isn't what you think!
-Vegeta: Its alright son. Me and your mom smoke doobies
from time to time!
-Bulma: Oh yes! Don't your grandfather's cigarettes
look a "bit" off? Besides, its what gives
you your purple hair and me my green hair!
*Super Sayia-Jin 3 Goku is sitting in Bra's room with
Bra and Pan. They are braiding his super long hair.*
-Pan & Bra: Make-overs are SO fun!!!
*Vegeta and Goku are playing "Super Smash Bros."
for the N64.*
-Vegeta: The Starman! Kakarot, its time to smash your
-Vegeta: INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!
(From Never Summer 85)
-Vegeta to Bulma: Who's your Saiyajin Prince?...Say
-Bulma: You are...do we have to play this game everytime?
-Vegeta: *Looking into mirror* Who's the hot and sexy
Saiyajin Prince? Yes, YOU are big daddy!
-Bulma: *Yelling from another room* Vegeta! Who are
you talking to?
-Vegeta: Nothing woman! Shut up! *Starts to whisper*
Damn, I'm sexy...
-Fat Gogeta: Get in my belly! I'm higher in the food
chain than you!!
-Krillin: This is how the world's strongest fighter
Goku eats a Reese's peanut butter cup.
-Goku: Kamehameha! (The peanut butter cup is instantly
-Krillin: There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's peanut
(From Psycho PanChan)
-Tien: Hey, Minime, Come here!
-Chao-zu: *Runs away in a minime outfit* Aaaaah!
-Kuririn: *holds up a bottle herbal essences* Yup ...
a totally orgasmic...er... ORGANIC experience! ::grin::
-Piccolo: The hills are alive...with the sound of muuusic....
-Vegeta: (at the pet store) Please Bulma! I swear I'll
take care of him!
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