-Vegeta: "Trunks, you ever have that not so fresh
-Vegeta: "Violence never solves anything"
-Vegeta: "Bulma you are the kind of women who
-Vegeta: "Hey Bulma, I am out of hairspray!
I guess I'm going to have to fly into an electrical
storm again to get my hair looking it's very best"
-Vegeta: "Gokou, where do you get your hair done?
I am looking for a new look and you have great fashion
-Trunks: "Papa, where to babies come from?"
-Vegeta: "You really want to know? Ask Gokou. Now
he is a real ladies man."
-Vegeta: " Bulma, I have desided to become a vegetarian"
-Bulma " I thought you already were one, Vegeta?"
-Vegeta: "Trunks never wear spandex like me because
boy do I have a rash from wearing them all the time"
-Any saiyajin: "I'm not hungry."
-Gohan: "ummmm. I don't know."
-Vegita: "Kakarotto, I know you are better than
-Trunks: "Eeewww! Girls!"
-Chichi: "Gokou, did you just explain the law
-Trunks: "Mom! You built a time machine, Dragon
Ball radar and a whole lot of other inventions and you
can't even program a VCR???"
-Gokou: "I forgot how to fight."
-Dr.Gero: "F#ck!How am I going to program andriods
if I can't even figure out how to set the time on the
-Vegita: "Gokou! I just made it through sensitivity
-Shenlong: "I don't like that wish so i'm not
going to grant it!"
-Vegita: "SH*T! That was scary!"
-Vegita: "Stop the merry-go-round!! It's going
-Gohan(Pointing at Piccolo): "Get a life Green
-Yajirobe: "Guys! Can I borrow some money? I need
it to buy a stairmaster!"
-Bulma: "NO! Go away!" (throws her shoe at
-Tien: "Not only am I the president of the Hair
Club for Men, I'm also a client!"
-Vegita: "I'm retiring from fighting to join the
circus!! I'm going to be a clown!!"
-Chaozu: "Sounds like a fine time! I'll join you
-Gokou: "I agree, let's all join the circus!!!"
-Everyone else: "YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Vegita(wild with excitment): "Come on everyone,
-Gokou: "I'm afraid I just can't eat tonight,
Chichi. I'm just not hungry".
-Piccolo: "OHHH...I WISH I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER
WIENER!! THAT IS WHAT I TRULY WANT TO BE!! CAUSE IF
I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER!!! EVERYONE WOULD BE IN
LOVE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-#17: "Ahh! Nobody move! I just lost one of my
colored contact lenses!!"
-Vegeta: (to Kurilin) "Hey! Come back here, cue
ball! I'm not done playing pool with you yet!"
-Goku: "Pssst! Hey fella?! Ya wanna see
my Dragon Balls!?"
-Chibi Trunks: "Momma cut my hair!"
-Piccolo: "Namek...Crecent Beam...SMASH!"
-Pan:(talks to Videl) "Are you my real mama?
How come I look like Chi Chi?"
-Gohon: "Piccolo, can I have a piece of your arm
because when you die, I think I'll forget you.
Anyways you'll grow back a new arm."
-Trunks: "Awww man, split ends!!"
Krillen: "Too bad for you, I got no hair!"
(From Steve Gilder)
-Gohan: "Ready, Goten? Kick the Saiyan!"
-Goten: "Don't kick the Saiyan!"
(From Julian Soullard)
-Vejita: (striking silly poses) "I'm Sailor Vejita!!
And I'll punish you in the name of Planet Vejita!!!"
-Piccolo: "And I (striking silly poses as well)
am Sailor Namek!!"
-Dende: "And I'm Sailor Chibi-Namek" (same
-Piccolo & Dende: "And we'll punish you in
the name of Planet Namek!!"
-Gohan: "You're not *really* going to wear
those shoes with that outfit, are you?"
-any Saiyajin: "No, really, I couldn't eat another
-#18: "Bald men really turn me on."
-the real secret to becoming Super Saiyajin: "Moon
Crystal Power!! Make UP!!!"
-Vejita: "Oh, my darling, I love you! I
can't live without you!!"
-Videl: "I want to grow up to be just like my
-Pan: "Grandfathers suck."
-Mr. Satan: "You can't expect me to do that; it
wouldn't be dignified!"
-Goten: "I love looking just like my father."
-#17 "We don't have time for that; we're on a
schedule, you know."
-Buu: "No, thank you. I'm trying to cut
down on sweets."
-Buu: "Does this make me look fat?"
-Mr. Satan: "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas
-Chaozu: "Ten, can't you wear a hat or something?
That third eye really makes you look like a freak.
I'm embarrassed to be seen with you."
-Shenlong: "Do you want to know what you can do
with that wish? ..."
Kaio-sama: "That's not funny."
-Piccolo: "I feel... like... singing!"
(ever see "The Holy Grail"?)
-Kuririn: "I have no interest in a woman unless
she's shorter than me."
-Chibi Trunks: "Hey, Goten, thanks for letting
me ride Kinton solo; it was really awsome."
-Bulma: "What I'm really looking for is a guy
who's smarter than me."
-Goku: "You're right, Bulma, we should use the
Dragonballs and just wish the villain away!"
-Yamcha: "Actually, it's a wig."
-Tien: "I can't wait to kick Taopaipai's butt!!"
-Cell: "EW!! I couldn't do that; it would
-Freeza: "Fashion is everything."
-Chichi: "I have the best husband in the
-Mirai Trunks: "Gohan, why won't you think of
what it would do to your mother? Please reconsider!
You mustn't come with me to my time!!"
(From SSJVegeta of #dbzrpg on Dal.net)
-Tapion: "I dont like the flute, I think I'll take
up heavy metal..."
-Freeza: "I'm not gay."
-Gohan: "I forgot how to count"
-Chichi: "Its what we do when we go to bed..."
-Goku: "Oh well, sounds like fun, lets go Gohan,
want to come, Chichi?"
-Piccolo:(talking on phone) "Hey Gohan? Guess
what? I just opened up my new boot camp!"
-Piccolo:( yelling at salesclerk in bookstore) "WHADAYA
MEAN YOU STILL DON'T HAVE THE NEW REDWALL BOOK??!!!"
-Piccolo( holds up goldfish crackers): "I like
the fishes 'cause they're so delicious, gone a-goldfishinnnn'"
WANT MY DADDY!"
-Piccolo:(Pointing at someone) "YOOOUUUU.......(grins)
-Mr. Popo: "I just noticed something. Nobody makes
any web pages for me. That's
-Anybody: "That's 'cause no one likes you, man!"
-Mr. Popo:(in shaky voice) "You're so mean......"
-Mr. Popo: "WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
-The person(backing away, might be Vegeta): "Uhhh.......uummmmm...bye
-Nail: "I agree with Mr. Popo. I want a web page
too! And I eat bugs! HAH!"
-Piccolo: "Okay, I might as well admit this now.....I'm
in love with Xena, the warrior princess. Not that Lucy
Lawless person. Just Xena. I wonder if she can do that
ki thing again..."
-Vegeta: "Bulma, did you see my bunny anywhere?
I forgot to kiss him today."
-Raditz: "Piccolo, I apologize for blowing up
your arm. Please let me give you a gallon of water to
compensate for my heinous deed."
-Dende: "Mr. Popo, I'm bored. Let's go to the
Great Wall in China at midnight so we can roller-skate
on it, then have a go-cart race!!!!"
-Cell: "I'M STUCK TO THE BAND-AID BRAND AND THE
BAND-AID'S STUCK ON ME!"
-All females in DBZ:(singing) "Everyone is beautifulllll,
in their own waaaayyy, fresh face to the wooooorld,
fresh face to the daaaaaaay!!!! Everyone is beautifulllll,
show it to the woooooorrrrld!!!!!!! Easy, breezy, beautiful
-Piccolo and Gohan: "Sailormoon is our favorite
-Piccolo and Gohan:(singing) "Fighting evil by
moonlight, winning love by daylight, never runs from
a real fight, she is the one named Sailormoon!"
-Freeza: "Eeny meenie miny mo, catch a tiger by
it's toe, if he hollers let it go, eeny meanie miny
mo! My mother told me to to kill someone and this....is...it!"
-Goku & Piccolo: "I feel like Chicken tonight!"
-Vegeta & Goku: "JER-RY SPRING-ER!! JERRY
-Goten & Trunks: "HANGIN' AT THE Y-M-C-A!!!
-Piccolo: ::enters the Hair Club For Men::
-Goku: "Chi-Chi....I love you!"
-Vegeta:"Everyone,let's all quit fighting and
take up flower arranging!!"
-Trunks: "Eww..Purple hair makes me look gay..I'm
shaving my head!!"
-Bulma:I'm quittng inventing and starting my own fashion
-Goku:"I'm Son Goku...an AA member."
-TV reporter:Son Goku..you just saved the world again!
What are you going to do next?"
-Goku:"I'm going to Disneyland!"
-Taurus:"NOO!! I WANTED TO NAME IT"THE TREE
OF LIGHT!! "!!! Stupid FUanimation...."
-Vegeta:*with tears in his eyes* "I love you guys!!
-Everyone:"Awww...GROUP HUG!!!" *all start
-Piccolo:"No! I don't wanna fight!! STOP! YOU'RE
HURTING ME!! WAAAHH!!!"
-Vegeta:"I'll see you on Jerry Springer, Kakarotto!!!"
-Piccolo:"I'm going to become a male stripper!"
-Goku:"I'm not hungry"
-Someone: "What's 2+2x3(6-9)?"
-Piccolo: "Gohan-chan, Daiaiaidadiadsuki!!!!"
-Chi-Chi: "Goku, dear...let me come with you!!
I WANNA KICK CELL'S WHINY @$$!!!"
-Goku: "Hey, gang, let's cash in on the Spice
Girl's fame;We can be the...SpiceZ!!"
-Goku: "I'm Sporty Spice!!"
-Vegeta: "I'm Scary Spice!!"
-Piccolo: "I'm Posh Spice!!"
-Mirai Trunks: "I'm Sexy Spice!!"
-Gohan: "..and I'm Baby Spice!!"
-All: "Z POWER!!!!!"
-Goku: "Hey, Vegeta!! I got us on Jerry Springer,
like you wanted!!!!"
-Jerry: "Next:On Jerry Springer.....Rivals Who
Might be Lovers!!"
-Goku & Vegeta: "WHAT?!?!?!"
-Vegeta(singing) "Bad boys,bad boys..whatcha gonna
do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"
-Piccolo: "Yo, yo wassup, Goku? That Cell Game
sh*t is whack!"
-Goku:(singing): "Here she comes...Miss Amercia..."
-Higher Dragon(aka: Icarus a la English Version): "Dragon
-Piccolo: "Y'know, Kaio-sama really is a funny
-Piccolo: "Mmmm....Chi-Chi, I lov-*gasp* IT'S
GOKU!! HE'S WATCHING US!! SH*T!!"
-Vegeta(to Bulma): "What about MY needs?"
-Kaio-sama: "That's not funny"
-Chi-Chi(with an axe & psycotic gleam in her eyes):
"Here, dragon,dragon,dragon...here, Higher Dragon!!"
-Vegeta(singing): "NACHO,NACHO MAN!!! I WANNA
BE, A NACHO MAN!!!"
-.Bulma: "Hey, you guys!!! Wanna know a secret?
My power level is 1,200,900!!"
-Krillen & Piccolo: ::enter a singles bar::
-Chi-Chi: "GOKU!! VEGETA!!!! YOU WERE DRIVING
DRUNK AGAIN, WEREN'T YOU!!!!"
-Both: "Um...uh..(get down on hands & knees)
-Chi-Chi(to Bulma): "Good! their occupied!! Let's
get the car from the Police & cruise for hunks!!"
-.Bulma(singing after Yamcha gets wished back): "My
boyfriend's back,and he's gonna kick Freeza's @$$! Hey-la,
Hey-la, my boyfriend's back!"
-Vegeta(singing): "Oh,Kakarotto, you're so fine,
you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Kakarotto! Hey,
-Piccolo(flushing a toilet & watching the water
spin around): "MAKANASOUPPOU!!!"
-Mr Satan: "Beat you again at wrestling, Goku!"
-Piccolo: "Let's all forget our problems and differences
and watch some TV!"
-Goku (flying): "Help, these air currents are
sweeping me away!"
-Gohan: "I'm scared of flying, Mom. Hold my hand
while I do!"
-Kurilin: "Sailor Moon has really neat hair."
-Goku: "I'm starting a diet. Healthy snacks only."
-Vegeta (with tears in his eyes and a wide grin): "Group
-Vegeta (mumbling): "I need power, I need respect,
I need love, I need a hug, I need my mom!!!!"
-Piccolo: "In the name of justice, I will fight
at the side of Sailor Moon!"
-Vegeta (sigh): "Time for me to get concerned
with ecological problems."
-Vegeta: "Look, what a cute bunny! Aaaaah, don't
you just love animals?"
-Trunks: "Gee, the violet colour is wearing off.
I have to dye my hair again."
-Piccolo: "Worms are just soooo yucky!"
-Trunks: "Remember children, never play with sharp
-Piccolo: "Goku, please, please let me help you
in this fight!"
-Piccolo: "Look, I've learned to whistle!"
-Piccolo: "Let's just sit by the campfire, have
a friendly discussion and sing some merry songs."
-Trunks: "I have vowed to never touch a girl in
my entire life."
-Vegeta or Piccolo: "Everybody, stop fighting
and come watch TV! Dragon Ball is on!"
-Piccolo: "Everybody, gimme a kiss!"
-Chi Chi: (whines) "I just have to be the new Spice
-Vegeta: (sobbing) "Please don't hurt me!! WAAAAAH!!!"
-Bulma: (to Piccolo) "You green cutie, you! Gimme
-Piccolo:(replying) "Oh, Bulma, I hoped you'd say
-Gohan: "But Dad, I LOVE to study!"
-Brolli: "Yeah! I won the Jeopardy tournament!"
-Vegeta: "What the hell is sex?"
-Chi Chi: (to Goku) "Piccolo's clothes are strung
all over the floor because....I'm...doing his laundry...yeah,