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-Everyone on earth: All we are saaaaayying!! Is give
-Goku: Sorry Krillin, your too short to play baseball
with the BIG boys.
<Everyone walks away towards the baseball field laughing>
-Krillin: DANG!! How come I can't play just because
-Dende:If you build it..they will come....
-Yamcha: Hey, Jeice, your hair is awsome!
-Jeice: WOW!! I was just gonna tell you the same thing!!
-Zarbon: Hey, did you guys have your hair done? It looks
-Jeice: NO WAY!! SO DOES YOURS!!
-Tao Pie Pie: I don't think I ever told you guys this,
but your hair rule.
-Zarbon: DUDE!! YOURS RULES TOO!!
-#17: Guys, can I just say that your hair is da' bomb!?
-Tao Pie Pie: ONLY IF WE CAN SAY THAT YOURS IS TOO!!
-Raditz: What up ya'll? Brotha' your hair be stylin'!!
-Yamcha: Right back at ya' bro!!
-Mirai Trunks: I just noticed that your guys hair is
just ALL THAT!!
-Raditz: WE ALL BE SOUL BROTHA'S!!
-Mirai Trunks: Come on homies. Lets go to the mall and
pick up a couple women. No one can resist our hair!!
-Vegeta: GROUP HUG!!
-Nappa: HEY, whatch the hair.
-Goku: Give up now Freezer or I'll put my mojo on you.
(From Olivia Wong)
-Gohan: (standing proudly) Hookdt on Fonix Wurkt fer
-Fat Buu: (poses in the Mirror) Does this suit make
my butt look big? I think my butt looks big....
-Piccolo: "I really like when the Sailor scouts
transform, exspecially Sailor Moon!"
-Gohan: *Singing,"Nookie" by Limp Bizkit*
-Bulma: I have something to tell you Vegeta *hands
him some divorce papers* and I get the kids...
-Vegeta: *starts crying* "All those hours of..of
being pleasant and I get this!!"
-Freiza: "Should I go with the pink hubbercraft
or the purple, Zarbon?"
-Zarbon: "Why do you need my opinion?"
-Freiza: "Trying to impress Vegeta."
-Zarbon: "Whata 'bout your tie-dye one with flowers
all over it that the
-Ginyu gave you for Christmas?"
-Freiza: I would pick that but, Captian Ginyu and me
had a little accident with it...."
-Piccolo: Don't worry, Chi Chi. I'm sure Goku won't
find out about us.
-Piccolo: Time to call the ORKIN man.
-Frieza: (to Ginyu) My place...eight o' clock...I'll
provide the whipped cream.
-Ginyu: (to Ginyu Force) Come on, girls! We're gonna
make Goku our prison bitch!
-Vegeta: (to the rest of the Z senshi) Hey guys! Let's
have a slumber party at my place tonight! No girls allowed.
-Krillen: Why don't you sit this one out, Goku? I feel
like kicking some major butt today.
-Piccolo: Alright, guys. Piccolo's gonna break out
the can of whoop-ass.
-Piccolo: I am blue, you are yellow, and together we
-Piccolo: It's called camouflage, you idiot!
-Goku: Chi Chi, have you seen my copy of War and Peace?
-Krillen: Sorry, baby, but all this month I'm booked
-Vegeta: Honey, have you seen my curlers?
-Krillen: Hey, what does Cap'n Picard have that I don't
-Krillen: I am Sailor Cue-Ball and in the name of short
bald men I will POLISH you!
-Goku: Krillen, you couldn't get laid if you crawled
up a duck's ass and waited.
-Vegeta: All I'm saying is let's give peace a chance.
-Goku: _I_ wear the pants in this family!
-Vegeta: Later, Bulma. I'm off to go bowling with Goku
and the boys.
-Vegeta: (after eating Bulma's cooking) Mmmmmm. Better
-Goku: (moments before his tragic death) Piccolo, you
couldn't find your ass with both hands!
-Piccolo: I'm here for the beer!
-Goku: Hey Chi Chi, why don't you let me cook supper
and wash the dishes tonight? (Chi Chi collapses of a
-Goku/Vegeta: You know, honey, I've decided to go out
and find myself a real job.
-Gohan: (to Piccolo) You're ugly and your mamma dresses
-Vegeta: (on the couch wth his head on Bulma's lap,
watching Gone With the Wind) *sniff* This is my *sob*
favorite movie....cuddle with me, Bulma!
-Vegeta: Sure Bulma, I'll help you change Trunks' diaper.
-Bulma: Krillen, I can't stand it anymore! Come over
here and make me feel like a natural woman!
-Frieza: Krillen, I can't stand it anymore! Come make
me your love slave!
-Vegeta: I'm going to convert to Hare Krishna!
-Piccolo: Earth girls are easy. Heh heh heh.
-Goku: (to Vegeta) You, mister, can go sit in the time
-Krillen: You just want me for my body.
-Piccolo: I love my teddy bear.
-Goku: Gohan, I agree with your mother. I forbid you
to become a fighter!
-Piccolo: Damn! I broke a nail.
-Vegeta: (to Bulma) Honey, your roots are showing.
Why don't you go back to purple?
-Vegeta/Goku: Boy, this married life is really peaceful.
I don't care if I never fight again!
-Vegeta: Not tonight, honey, I have a headache.
-Gohan: Shut the f*#k up, Ma!
A BIT OF SONG
-Piccolo: (skipping through a field, holding a daisy)
Tiptoe...through the tulips...
-Bulma: I can bring home the bacon...fry it up in a
pan...and never never let him forget he's a man...
-Piccolo, Goku and Vegeta: MACHO MACHO MAN! I wanna
be...a macho man!
-Frieza: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, and witty, and
-Piccolo: It's not easy being green.....
-Piccolo: Y M C A! It's fun to stay at the Y M C A-A!
-Krillen: In the navy! You can set your mind at ease...
In the navy!
-Frieza: Come on girls... do you believe in love?
-Cast of DBZ (good and bad): We are the world.....
we are the children.....
(From Erin Burke)
-Goku: Hey, Kaio-sama, forget teaching me the art of
kaio-ken, I wanna learn how to do the 'super speed'
thing you did to that brick!
-Vegeta: I got a boo-boo, I need someone to kiss it
& make it better.
-Trunks: No girls like me.
-Freeza & henchmen: Just what kind of aliens are
-American DBZ fan who knows nothing about Japanese
DBZ: Frieza is a male.
-Vegeta: Oh, what's wrong, Goku? I know, you're hungry,
aren't you? You need (grabs a box from of the set with
a dragon on it) Chi-Chi's rice cakes. Mmm mmm. See how
much Goku likes them (Goku is enjoying them)? And look,
mom, they're nutricious too! So whenever you get hungry,
reach for Chi-Chi's (looks at box)...hehheh...oops.
Goku's been eating Icarus's Dragon Treats (Goku stops
liking the snack and runs off stage). Your dragon will
love that vegetable and fruit taste. (sound of Goku
throwing up) ...With a slight hint of cheese. (a la
-Ginyu: Guldo? Why are your cheeks so puffy!?
-Guldo: ::mumbled sounds::
-Ginyu: NOO!!!! NOT MY HAMSTERS!!!
-Jees: That's it. I'm quittin' the Force and becomin'
a Rock Star. Las Vegas here I come!
-Dadoria: I need to call that Jenny Craig gal..
-Zarbon: Here, Master Freiza. You can borrow my earrings.
They'll look just faaab with your new shoes.
-Freiza: ::whining:: But then they'll claaaa-ash with
my Daisy Dukes!
-Kuririn: "All I want for Christmas is a nice
big tub of turtlewax for my chrome-dome-head."
-Android 17: "What's with these stupid earrings!?
And this lame haircut!? I look like 18!! I look like
a friggerin' girl!"
-Zarbon and Freiza: "We feel your pain."
-Freiza: "Awwh.. Forget Nameck and the Dragonballs.
Let's go to the petting zoo!"
-Koola: "This isn't fair!! FIVE operations, twenty-six
plastic surgeons and Freiza STILL looks more girlier
-Jees and Zarbon: "We're losing the lame accents
and getting our hair cut!"
-Yajirobei: "I am sooo sick of Nutri-Grain Bars.
They taste nasty! Screw my diet! I'm going to Burger
-Brolli: "Whoo-hoo! Harvard here I come!"
-Radditz: "You wouldn't believe the things I can
hide in my hair." ::suggestive wink towards Piccolo
-Nappa: "I'm gonna sue those freaks at Rogaine...
-Nappa: "Oooo! Look at the pretty butterflies!"
::chases after the butterflies in wild, childish delight::
-Frieza: Oh, joy of joys! Let's all forget about Son
Gokou and his little friends and go to Six Flags!
-Zarbon: But, Master Frieza..I don't wanna go to Six
::large explosion, Zarbon is gone from sight::
-Frieza: Anyone else NOT wanna got to Six Flags!?
-Kuririn: "Oh, Gokou! I can't take it anymore!"
::leaps forward, hugging Gokou tightly:: "I'm madly
in love with you!! Ever since we were little chibis
I had a thing for that tail of yours! Than you got it
removed.. but there's that *other* tail I'd like a grab
-Gokou: "Kuririn! I... I.... " ::lowers his
voice:: "Not so loud! You'll wake up Chi-Chi!"
-Appule: ::standing next to Zarbon while they watch
Vegeta float in the rejuv. tank::
thinking>*Does this spandex make me look fat? Does
Zarbon think Vegeta's cuter than me? Do you think he
likes my big head? Maybe I should've worn different
boots. Maybe Zarbon thinks Vegeta more buff than I am...
Maybe he doesn't even like me at all! Waaaah! Oh well,
back to the 900 numbers.*
-Ginyu: "I'm going to quit the Force and join
a French ballet troupe."
-Ginyu: "Ahccck! I hate this pose!! I'm going
to tear a ligment!"
-Recoome: "Dammit, Bertah! It's past Halloween!
You can take out those stupid candy-wax-fangs!"
-Bertah: "But.. but... I dun waaanna!"
-Dr. Gero: *sobbing* "Why... Why!? Why do my children
always turn against me!?"
-Vegeta: "No! They killed Radditz! DAAAAMN YOOOUU,
-Nappa: "Stone Cold is my hero!"
::re-enactment of the scene where Vegeta is returning
from the battle on Earth and landing on Freiza Planet
-Henchman1: "Hey, what's he doing? How come he's
not coming out?"
-Henchman2: "If you ask me, he doesn't look so
-Henchman1: ::walks over to Vegeta's pod and knocks
on it:: "Knock-knock! Anyone one?"
-Henchman2: ::thinking out loud:: "Maybe he's dead."
-Henchman1: ::opens Vegeta's pod, peering at him:: "He's
twitchin' a little."
-Henchman3: ::grabs a stick and pokes Vegeta with it::
"Oo! He moved! He moved!"
-Henchman1: "Should we take him to the rejuvenation
-Henchman3: "Ah, he'll just walk it off!"
::Vegeta and Bulma sit in marriage counseling::
Counselor: "Now, Vegeta? You say you have some..
stress because of your wife. Now!" ::picks up a
big wiffle-bat and hands it to Vegeta:: "Vent your
stress out on Bulma but do remember, you can't really
hurt her. These bats are 100% wiffle."
::Vegeta grips the bat, standing up and with a grunt,
swings and cleanly knocks Bulma's head off::
-Vegeta: "Ah... I feel better! Thanks, Doc."
-Nappa: "::singing:: I'm a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie
World. Life in plastic, it's fantastic!"
-Radditz: "::singing:: You can brush my hair, undress
me everywheeere! Imagination, life is your creation!"
::Radditz and Nappa both turn to look at Vegeta::
-Vegeta: "Oh, alright, alright! ::sighs and sings::
Come on Barbie, let's go party!"
-Dadoria: "I want my cheezy poofs! Gimme my cheezy
-Freiza: "I need to get my legs waxed again."
-Zarbon: "::singing:: I'm a Barbie Girl.. in a
-Dadoria: "Shut up!!! I HATE that song!!"
-Freiza: "Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever
you please. I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees."
-Dadoria: "Oh.. I mean. Barbies rock! Yeah! Go
-Dr. Wheelo: "I have a slight inferiority complex."
-Piccolo: "I need some lovin'!"
-Kuririn: "I'm not gay! I can EXPLAIN why I was
in Freiza's ship so long with him! Really!"
-Freiza: "Kuririn.. I.. I'm sorry about.. ya know..
Impaling you.. and.. well...blowing you up.."
-Kuririn: "I.. It's okay, Freiza!"
-Kuririn: "Of course! I love you, man!"
-Freiza: "I love you, too, maaan!"
-Trunks: ::Valley Girl voice:: "I just like, looooove
the Backstreet Boys! Ooo! Kevin's like, so, like, fiiiine!
And the Spice Girls, like, Ruule!"
-Kuririn: "::sweating:: Dear God help us all."
-King Cold: *sobbing* "Why me!? Why'd I have to
have two sons that are gayer than Ru Paul in a Beefy
-King Cold: "Why am I so tall.... and my sons
are so... short.." ::casts a glance towards his
wife and an angry glare towards Dadoria who coughs loudly::
-Freiza: "I feel bad about blowing up all those
little green peeps.. Let's go say we're sorry and kiss
and make-up! Then, we can all have a big slumber party!"
-Zarbon: "Ooo! We can do each other's hair!"
-Appule: "Yaaaaay! Sleepovers!"
-Dadoria: "I'd go get some sort of hair type stuff..
but I don't have any hair!!" *sobs*
-Zarbon: "Pink gumball!"
-Zarbon: "Fat-camp REJECT!"
-Dadoria: "Wussy girly-man!"
-Zarbon: "......that... that really hurt, Dadoria.."
-Dadoria: "I...I'm sorry, Zippy.."
-Zarbon: "Zippy!? How dare you!! That's VEGETA'S
pet name for me!!"
-Freiza: "::singing:: I'm a pepper, you're a pepper,
she a pepper, he a pepper, wouldn't you like to be a
-Freiza: "I'm just a sweet transvestite! Froooom,
-Kuririn: "You know these dots on my head? They
ain't tatoos. They're scars from when an iron was slammed
into my forehead."
-Android 17: "I feel.... pretty!"
-Android 18: "I'm going to burn my credit cards!"
-Android 18: "Kuririn, I want a divorce."
-Kuririn: "You're kidding right?"
-Android 18: "No! I'm tired of your whining!"
-Kuririn: "Whoo-hoo! Single! Now.. where's that
cuuute brother of yours?"
-Vegeta: "I.. I'm sowwy. I didn't mean to!"
-Nappa: "I'm gonna kick Goldberg's butt... and
I'm gonna tear Stone Cold to bitty bits for stealing
-Radditz: "Gimme!! MY teddy bear!"
-Jees: "Nooo!! Anything but that!! Stop this madness
right now, Recoome! Bertah!? Pleease!?"
-Recoome: "Just hold still, Jees!"
-Guldo: "Don't be sucha baby."
-Jees: ::starts crying:: "Pleeease! I'm begging!
Noo!! Anything but this!! Anything!!"
-Bertah: "Ginyu? The scissors!"
-Ginyu: "It's just a trim, Jees! Geeez."
-Jees: "No! No! Not my hair!"
-Ginyu: ::snorts and quickly trims about an inch off
of Jees' long mane of hair:: "There! Done!"
-Jees: ::breaks away, hugging his hair:: "I hate
you! I'm gonna go in the corner and cry!"
-Recoome: "Now I feel bad!"
-Vegeta: "I'm just a love machine! And I won't
work for nobody but you!"
-Guldo: "I hear one more joke about my new glasses,
ANY crack about 'ol' eight eyes', I'm gonna do Time
Freeze and give the unlucky one a wedgie!"
-Appule: "What do you mean I'm purple and covered
-Bulma: ::walks in the room::
-Vegeta: ::sitting on the couch fiddling with the remote
-Bulma: ::fast forwards, rewinds, pauses, unpauses::
-Vegeta: "What the...!"
-Bulma: ::rips off her face, revealing metal and wires::
-Vegeta: "AHH! She's a fembot!"
-Bulma: ::chases Vegeta around the house trying to kill
-Vegeta: ::turns around, shoots the crap out of Bulma::
-Bulma: ::lying in a smoking pile on the floor::
-Vegeta: "No wonder she was so smart..."
(from Austin Powers 2: The Spy That Shagged Me)
:::Goku, Piccolo, Frieza, Trunks and Vegeta dressed
as Spice Girls performing Spice Up Your Life.:::
::Goku walks into the wondrous realm called the Stock
-Stock Princess: OH YEAH!! GOKU!! *Throws down FT and
-Goku: She turned her bedroom into a shrine of me and
-Gotenks: Look ma, I'm a hermit crab!
-Vegeta: Trojan man!
-Piccolo:(singing an elementry school ryhem): "Swing
swing swing on a ryhthemles beat! Why don't you rock
in the tree tops, all day long...."
-Eternal Dragon: "Excuse me? You want what???!!"
-Vegeta: "OW! Your so mean! I'm telling!"
-Goku: "(singing and leading around a one horned
goat) "I've got a unicorn!" (The Unicorn)
-Vegeta: (after killing some one) "It's the circle
of life, dude!"
-Vegeta: (singing) "Cuz I'm bad! I'm really really
(Krilin combs his hair)
(Piccolo tries to form a spirit bomb and blows up)
-Trunks: "My Pikachu is better than yours!"
(Gokuh is smart.)
(Frieza stands in front of the men's and wonan's bathroom
for 20 minutes confused.)
-Frieza: "Which one should I use? Hmmmmm....."
-Goku (to Frieza): "Whadda you tryin' to do!?"
(Vegeta hits Goku)
-Goku: (eyes widen) "Doooooooooooon't!!! Stoooooooooop!
-Bulma: "Vegeta, have you ever concidered a buzz
-Cell: "Prepare to die!"
-Goku: "Doooooooooooon't! I can do it!"
(Goku begins to beat himself up. (Mad T.V.(Stuart))
-Piccolo:(singing an elementry school ryhme) Apple
on a stick! Make me sick! Make my heart go 246! Not
because I'm dirty, not because I'm
clean! Not because I kissed the boy behind the magizene!
Hey girls! Look over there! There goes Johny in his
under wear! He can wiggle, he can wobble, but most of
all, he can kiss kiss kiss!"
-Frieza: (singing) "I'v got a lovely bunch of
-Gohan:"Hey guys! I got the 7-star dragon ba-CRASH!
-Goku and Vegeta are dancing side by side singing:
"War, war. What is it good for? Absolutly nothing!"
(Goku discovers a new way to summon the Eternal Dragon):
"Here lizard, lizard, lizard!" (Taco Bell
-Maron: :"Mom, where do babies come from?"
-#18 after a long pause she turns to Krilin: "Didn't
we build her?"
-Bulma: "I wonder why people are always messing
with their hair?"
(Frieza gets up in the morning and looks in the mirror.)
-Frieza: "AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Oh, that's me."
-Vegeta sings to Bulma: "Stupid girl...."
(Needless to say, Bulma slaps Vegeta on the face.)
-Anyone to Frieza:"No really, are you gay?"
-Goku and Piccolo singing while drunk:"If you
like pinacoladas, gettin' caught in the rain. Your not
in to Yoga, and you have half a brain! If
you like makin' love at midnight in dunes of a cave,
I'm the love that you'v looked for, write to me and
escape!" ~hum instramental part~ "Well I didn't
think much of my lady, which it seems kinda mean"
-Chichi shows up behind them: "You didn't, huh?
Well I'll teach you not to dis ME!"
-Piccolo:"Haha! Goku got in trouble!Gokuh got in
(sound of Goku getting his butt kicked by Chichi)
-Vegeta:"Don't worry, be happy!" (big smile)
-Bulma: "Hey Vegeta! When your done with Chichi,
do me next!"
-Chichi:"Hold on, girl-friend! He has to finish
with ME first!"
-Vegeta:"But Gokuh asked to go next Bulma. But
since your my wife, I suppose I can get Goku after you."
-Goku:"That is so not fair!"
-Chichi:"You guys! Vegita will have plenty of time
to do every one!"
-Vegeta:"Speak for your self woman! My fingers
are getting tired!"
-Bulma:"If they are getting tired, then you shouldn't
have offered to braid Chichi's hair in the first place!
You knew we would all want it
done!" (high pitched girlish laugh)
-Vegeta:"Another one bites the dust...."
(From Android 1718)
-Mr.PoPo: Why are you all looking at me like that?
(Everyone looks at Mr.PoPo with hungry looks on their
-Mr.PoPo: Ahhhhhhh! Don't eat me!!
(Everyone eats Mr.PoPo....)
-No.18: Whatever you do No.17, don't turn around.
-No.18: Because....*Doesn't finish and No.17 gets whackediIn
the face with the camera*
-No.17: You Dead *Shoots The Camera Guy*
-No.18: *Looks at the dead camera guy* Does this mean
we get a lunch break
(From Celaran the Saiyan)
-Vegeta: (Singing) Fighting crime, trying to save the
world, here they are just in time...The Powerpuff Girls!
-Chi Chi: Ha ha ha!!! I'm Freeza's sister, and my power
level is 16,000,000,000,000!!!
-Goku: I think I ate too much.
-Vegeta: Bulma, did you say you wished you owned Fort
-Vegeta: Even though It's all about me, the VeGeTa
InSaNe! Webpage gives everyone a bad image!
-Kuririn: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED PICCOLO!
-Gohan: You ba*FUNimation censors*ig bully!
-Tenshinhan: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KURIRIN!
-Kuririn: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED YAMCHA!
-Bulma: YOUUUUUUUUU BAAAAAAAAAAASTAAAAAAAAAARDS!
-Vegeta: But Bulma, you are my wife!
-Kuririn: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED CHAOZU!
-Tenshinhan: Crap, now I need to find someone else to
take to my parent's wedding!
-Zarbon: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED VEGETA!
-Freeza: Oh well. Our little goal to impress vegeta
is over. Let's go back to camp and roast marshmallows!
-Gokou: Food? What is food?
-Kuririn: Gokou, you're such a dumbass!
-Gokou: You have offended me! I think...
-Kuririn: Wow, I never thought I'd see the day where
he actually thought..
-Vegeta, Nappa, and Raditzu, all grinning together:
-Trunks: Oh, no! Not again! *hides under Piccolo's
cape as a band of girls stomp by*
-Gohan: Are you crazy??
-Dragon Ball Z: American Episode 57!
-Gokou is Ginyu and Ginyu is Gay! Poor Ginyu... And
poor Gokou, for that matter..
-King Kai: *sings to the tune of 'Every Morning'* She
always rights the wrong...for me...
-Master Roshi: Hey, Bulma! I just discovered that we
are Namekians! We need to fuse, now! Let me absorb you...
*puts his hand on Bulma's cheast and gets whacked away
-Chibi Trunks: Dad, would you read me a bed time story?
-Goku: (to a waitress at an all you can eat place)
-Piccolo: I'll eat it!
-Saiyajins who named Nappa, Raditz, Kakarott, and Vegeta:
We hate vegetables!
-Krillin: I hate not having hair!
-Vegeta: have mine.
-Vegeta: Bulma, I have something to tell you.
-Vegteta: I'm having an affair with Barney.
-Bulma: That's OK, Trunks is King Endymion's son. Didn't
you wonder why Trunks has purple hair?
-Endy: How Barney and I managed to make it to the DBZ
world is anyone'sguess.
-Broli: Broooli can spell own name........it's B-R-U-I-L............no,
wait V-U-l-J-X......NO! ARGGGGG!!!! ( explodes )
-Dodoria: Heh,heh,heh Be very very quiet, I'm huntin'
-Dende: Ehhhhhh.......what's up doc?
-Dodoria: OHHH YO SCWEWY NAMEK!
-Vegeta: Why... Thank you very much..........................................
*Vegeta splashes cold water at Goku*
-Vegeta: C'mon!!! Aren't you suppossed to turn into
a carrot?? (Ala Ranma 1/2)
*Gohan writing on his hand "Dai Suki Piccolo-San"*
*Vegeta running in a circle chasing after his tail...*
-Bulma *Noticing Goku walking by*: Damn he's fine!
*Sound of Chi-Chi's frying pan hittin Bulma on the head*
-Goten: I just don't get it! Why is Gary so mean to
-Gohan: Hey guys!! Check out the new tattoo I
got on my @$$!!
-Master Roshi: Oooo.....PlayGirl....
-Freeza: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
-Cell: Oh dear,Cell Jr. I think we're lost....
-Cell Jr.: Beep, Boop, Bzzzt, Bleep!!
-Cell: What!? MY FAULT!! Call Goku Skywalker.May
be he and Vegeta Solo can help.
-Cell Jr.: Bzzt,*whistle*, bloop,bweep,bwoop?
-Cell: No, I don't think you look good in blue.
-Cell Jr. :BWEEEEEEEP, BLOOOP, BEEP!!
-Cell: HEY, don't you take that tone of whistle
with me!! (From Star Wars)
-Princess Bulma: Help me Obi-Kami-Kanobie, your
my only hope.... (Ditto)
-Yajorobi to Trunks: My swords bigger than yours....
-Goten: Ball (From the Budweiser frogs commercial)
-Goten: Master Roshi..how many licks does it
take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie
-Master Roshi: I ain't never made it without bitting.
Ask Son Goku.
-Goten: Son Goku..how many licks does it take
to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
-Goku: Lets find out....
(After 2 days of licking the lolipop trying to get to
-Goku: AARRRGGGGHH,*chomps on the lolipop*THE
WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!!
-ChiChi: Oh Vegeta....
-Vegeta: Oh ChiChi.....
-Goku and Bulma: Lets fuse into Golma. *fuses*
-Bulma: *wakes up* AHHHH, NO... *sees Vegeta laying
there* *kicks Vegeta's ass*
-Vegeta: It was only a dream.
-Bulma: I don't care.
(Much Ado About Nothing)
-Kakarotto: Why, my Prince Disdain! Are you yet living?
-Vegeta: Ist possible Disdain should die while he has
such mete opponents to beat up on?
-Goku: Ah, ah, ah, ah, Saiyan Alive! Saiyan Alive! Ah
ah ah... BANG!
-Vegeta: :::holding the frying pan her just hit Goku
over the head with::: That's all well and good, Kakarotto,
(DragonBall Z meets Yuu Yuu Hakusho)
-Vegeta: ::walking down a street through the Ninegenkai
-Hiei: ::doing the same with Kurama::
::Vegeta and Hiei walk right into each other::
::Kurama and Trunks sweatdrop::
::Vegeta and Hiei glare at each other icily::
-Kurama and Trunks: Uh-oh...
-Vegeta: You bastard! You stole my hairstyle! BIGU BANGU
-Hiei: KISAMA!! That was MY hairstyle FIRST!!! KOKU
(DBZ meets YYH 2)
-Vegeta: SOMEONE HELP! ATSUI! ATSUI! That rat bastard
Hiei set my hair on fire! ::running in circles::
-Hiei: ::smirking:: That's m'name, don't wear it out.
(DBZ meets YYH 3)
-Hiei: ::eying Tenshinhan suspiciously::
-Tenshinhan: This isn't a Jagan! I'm telling the truth
here! I was BORN with it! Chaozu, back me up!
-Kurama: ...and you know, you really shouldn't have
cut your hair. It was almost like my human-form's at
one point. Here's a tip on how to keep it nice and smooth...
-Yamucha: ::taking notes attentively::
-Kuwabara: ..so then I said 'I, Kazuma Kuwabara, will
vanquish you!' And then I ran forward and attacked and
-Keiko: ...you know, I really hate it that Yuusuke
always runs off to fight youkai from the Makai and I
can never help because I'm too weak.
-Chi-Chi: Oh, that's silly! Here, I'll show you a few
-Bulma and Shizuru: ::smoking cigarettes and discussing
the stupidity of men::
-Chibi Gohan, Goten, and Trunks: So, what's it like
being the son of Enma Daio? And you look even younger
-Chibi Koenma: Well, really, I'm a whole lot older than
all of you. I just stay in this form a lot. I can take
a teenager form too.
-Chibi Goten: Sugoi! Show us!
-Teen Koenma: There! Happy?
-Chibi Trunks: Um...Koenma-sama?
-Teen Koenma: Yeah?
-Chibi Gohan: ::giggles:: You're silly, you have a pacifier!
::everyone in the room stops talking and stares at
-Teen Koenma: ::blinks:: What!?
-YYH Enma Daou to DBZ Enma Daou: It's a fixation. We're
working on it in his support group.
-Gohan(to Videl): I'll show you mine if you show me
-Chi-chi: Gohan, time for your daily training.
-Piccollo: Hey guys, I rented DragonBall Final Bout!!
-Piccollo: I'm going to kick all of your asses!!!!
-Gohan: Piccollo, you suck at this game. I can beat
you with my eyes closed.
-Bulma: I really LOVE vegetables.
-Vegeta: Hey Bulma, which of these curtains goes better
with the carpet? The off-white or the cream?
-Bulma: D@mn it Vegeta! How many times have I told you
not to bug me when WWF is on.
-Piccolo: I love you man!
-Goku: You're not getting my bud light.
Goku walks in on Bulma and Chi-Chi in bed
-Goku: Now, thats the way I like it!" Jumps into
bed with them
-Trunks: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
-Piccolo: *in a bad english accent* Do I make you horney
baby? Do I?
-Goku: Well, I'm not very hungry, so I'll just have
a small tossed salad with some Italian dressing on the
-Chi-Chi: Goku, dear, could you help me with this calculus
-Goku: Chi-Chi! How many times do I have to tell you
not to bother me when I'm watching Dawson's Creek!
-Vegeta: You'd better leave him alone Chi-Chi. This
is the episode where Joey and Dawson get back together.
I'll help you.
-Freeza: Zarbon, get in here! It's and emergency!
*Zarbon runs in*
-Zarbon: What is it now Freeza?
-Freeza: I've run out of lipstick! I need you to run
down to Rite-Aid and get me some.
-Veggie: Now with Chi Chi gone Kakarotto hast to love
-Goku: Now nothin can stand in my way I love
-Nappa: Oh, I loved that movie. Leanardo Dicaprio
is the cutest.
-Chi Chi: Gohan, KILL.
-Ginyu force: Are our panties showing?
-Veggie: Hide me, Hide me it's a spider.
-Zarbon: I only fought for Freeza out of love.
-Trunks: Hey Krilin, looking sexy.
-Goku and Veggie: I want to wear the black mini skirt.
-Bulma: Time to go and fight those Saiyajins.
-Yamcha: Heels make my ankels look fat.
-Bulma: Sure you can borrow my eyeshadow Veggie.
-Veggie: Oh, let it be passion purple.
-Goku: No dessert for me, I'm on a diet.
-Veggie: I love you, Nappa.
-Trunks: Daddy, what do you mean,"bend over and
-Goku: HELP, HELLLLLP, It's a bug.
-Piccolo: Hi, I'm selling these girl scout cookies
door to door.
-Zarbon: Hey, I'm really a girl.
-Veggie: Oh, I wish i was an Oscar Myer weiner.
-Nappa: I love you, Krilin.
-Krilin: Let's hop a plane to Vegas and get hitched.
-Vegeta: Can I wear the wedding dress?
-Goku: I have a voice, I have the power...
-Vegeta: You're so right Kakarot.
-Nail: hate Guru.
-Piccolo: I feel so alone, Bubble's can you be my teddy
-Vegeta: Mmmm... HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!! (smiles joyously)
-Mr. Popo: (looking at Piccolo & Kamisama) Go ahead!
fuse... see if I care...
-Yamcha: You guys are sooo weak (beats Cell into a
-King kool: (to Freeza) That's mah boy! c'mere n' gimme
-Trunks: Hey dad, what is sex?
-Roshi: You sleazoid perverts!
-Piccolo: Gohan, how does this wig look?
-Chi-Chi: No! NO! NO! no Goku, abortion is OUT of the
-Cell: Uuhh, hi, is this 1-800-FRIENDS ???
-Goku: I need a Laxative
-Goku: BAAAAAAAARRRRRFFFFFF!! Oh, pardon my manners,
-Vegeta:(to Bulma) I'm sorry.. I just need some time
(From The Great Palaman)
-Gohan: What the #^%^$%!? Why the ^$%& did you do
that for, you little %#^#^&?!
-Vegeta: Gohan, I'm ashamed of you! We Saiya-jin pride
ourselves on clean language!
-Goku: Actually, the Kamehameha's pretty weak. I just
use it every now and then to make Kamesennin feel like
he actually taught me something.
-Vegeta: ::singing "Aitsuha Son Goku"::
-Vegeta: My father was killed, so now I'm Queen of
the Saiya-jin!.....er, I mean, king! I'm *king* of the
Saiya-jin! ::looks around at people staring at him::
-Goku: ::thinking to himself:: Crap! I need a potty
break! Maybe if I just grab my chest and start losing,
they'll think I'm sick.......
-Chibi Goku: ::flies by on Kintoun and sees little
kids burning bugs with a magnifying glass, and goes
down to them:: No, no! You're doing it all wrong! Do
it like this! Kamehame.......
-King Kai: You know what.....I REALLY don't know WHY
I have that car.
-Kurillin: Well, I've been having some woman trouble
lately so I thought I should consult some feminite advice...What
should I do Vegeta?
-Kurillin: Why do I always have to bail you guys out?
-Piccolo: ( Waking up with a grin. ) TODAY'S GONNA
BE A GREAT DAY!
-Brolli: Hmm...I see your point...But you forgot to
carry the one on that first binomial.
-Goku: Ha Ha. How stupid of me.
-Buu: (Before chowing down on a hot dog.) You know,
maybe I should re-evaluate my dietary strategy. No doubt
that my artireys are clogged with high-cholesterol death-foods
such as the one before me....Ah What the hell! ( Munch
-Chi-Chi: Ooh baby, momma wants it real bad!
-Vegeta: ( talking to Gohan. ) So I find that if you
use ONE part gel, TWO parts Patene Pro-V, fine hair
ofcourse, then you too can have this full. luscious,
erect hair. ( Bulma walks by... )Uh, so then I kicked
-Vegeta: It's ok Trunks let it out, I'm your father,
I'm here to help.
-Goku: Your Mother's right Gohan...
-Mr.Po Po: I'll give $50 to whoever can find contour
on my face.
-Chaotzu: Tien, GET LOST! I'm tired of having you as
-Chi-Chi:Gohan...No TV For a Week.
-Gohan: But MOM!"
-Goku: Geez, that's rough Gohan, she did the same thing
to me last week.
-Muten Roshi:Ugh, a bachelor party...Nothing but rowdy,
drunk men hooting while women degradingly take off their
clothes, it's embarrasing.
-Chi-Chi: Oh Goku lighten up.
-#18: Damn...Why can't I get Kurillin to pay attention
-Freeza:( Waving his finger ) Zarbon! If I told you
once I've told you a thousand times. If you're going
to wear that gaudy Saiya-jin armor..ACCESORIZE, ACCESORIZE,
-Freeza: Come on! Guess my gender!
-Kurillin: For the last time! NO! I will NOT marry
you! ANY OF YOU!
-Kurillin: ( Sort of Crying. ) And then...He Called
-Chaotzu: I know how you feel.
-Vegeta: We all do.
( #18, Bulma, and Chi-Chi drinking Tea. )
-#18: Well, Kurillin may be short, but he's big where
-Chi-Chi & Bulma: AMEN!
-Gohan: ( To Anyone ) Piss off!
-Chi-Chi:GOHAN! That's it, it's time for a Spanking!
-Goku: Psst. Gohan, it's more fun than you think!
-Goku: Wow, that Gandhi makes a lot of sense.
-Kurillin: So anyway I've been feeling kinda low lately,
Self Esteem's never been my strong point.
-Dr.Breifs: Kurillin, I'm not that kind of doctor.
-Kurillin: I'm So short I have to Hemm My Underwear!
HA HA HA!
-Trunks: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'm attracted to
men alright! The overwhelming majority of society forced
a pretty boy like me to be your standard lady killer...You
want me to be just like Vegeta. WELL I'M NOT VEGETA!
Why Can't you accept me for who I am?! ( Cries. )
-Piccolo: Um, I'll have just have a Burger.
-Piccolo: Hey Guys! I learned how to play the Flute!....What?!
-Mr. Po Po: For the last time, the DRAGON BALLS grant
wishes, not me.
-Yamcha:( Looking at his facial scars. ) Hmm. Maybe
Ace Frehely wasn't the right choice of role model.
-Oolong: Eat me.
-Kurillin: That Ru Paul is one choice peice of a__
-Ginyu: You know, I really AM happy with my body.
-Vegeta: Love those Golden Girls.
-Mr. Po Po: ( To Akira Toriyama ) I demmand afirmative
-Chaotzu: Look Tien, if you're that self-concious about
it have it lanced.
-Koran: PUAR! Leave me alone!
-Vegeta: Well I COULD go after that Dragon Ball. But
then again, those tulips ARE in full bloom.
-Shen-Lon: Are you sure?
-Ox-King: ( Thinking to himself ) Maybe I should push
for my own spin-off series.
-Vegeta: Squash it.
-Dr. Gero: Hmm, these androids only look half baked,
but what the hell.
-Dr. Gero: Damn! I knew that "Attracted to short
bald men." chip would cause nothing but trouble.
-Goku: KAME....HAME!...uh, LINE PLEASE!
-Oolong: Wow! She's gorgeous, what do you think Roshi?
-Muten Roshi: She's not my type.
-Terlus: I understand that the tree of might is terribly
inefficient, but hey, it's a fetish.
-Goku: ( To Gohan. ) Son, did you know your mother
is a whore?
-Yajirobe: The point is if I thought I had a weight
problem I WOULD go to that O.E.A meeting, now get off
-Piccolo: (Singing) Whenever I feel a-fraid.
-Gohan: What'd you say?
-Piccolo: I said be afraid....
-Piccolo: Yep, that's right, the whole turban craze
was started by ME.
-Mr. Po Po: Psh. Nice try.
-Piccolo: Damn you Mr. Po Po.
-Dende: My english dub voice IS TOO firm and strong!
And I'm NOT mellow-dramatic!
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