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-Krillin: ::spins his KAME hat backwards and tosses
a Dragonball:: "Shenlon, I CHOSE YOU!"
-Piccolo: *blows up the moon*
-Sailor Moon: *kicks him in the nuts*
-Gohan: ::gives Piccolo the finger::
-Krillin: "Honestly Goku, I don't know WHY I've
kept you around... Yajirobe is a better friend AND lover.....::Goku
gapes:: Wow, I blew that one!"
-Dr. Gero: "The hills are alive....With the sound
-Freeza: "Oh Zarbon, could I borrow those delightfull
red earrings or yours?"
-Zarbon: "Of course! There's some matching cranberry-apple
lipstick in the drawer..."
-Krillin: "Wow Piccolo! You're an alien!?"
-Piccolo: ::whips out his light saber::
-Bulma: "You know Vegeta, that vein in your forhead
is pretty dangerous..."
-Vegeta: "All I ever wanted in life was a little
pet bunny, but NOOOOO, No thanks to my dad... 'Go destroy
worlds!' he said... 'rule over Vegeta!' He said..."
-Goku: "Man, that is one sexy tail... ::staring
-Nail to the eldest Namek: "Not to be rude or anything,
but you'd probably live alot longer if you moved once
in a while, sir..."
-Piccolo: *in a curly red wig* "Theeee sun'll come
out tomorrow! Bet yet bottom dollar that tomorrow....
There'll be suuuun..."
-Tien: "KICK THE BABY!" *punts Chaozu*
-Piccolo: ::picks up a piccolo, starts playing a Bach
symphony:: "And you thought it was just my name..."
-Piccolo: "Chi-Chi, would you teach me how to knit?"
-Chibi-Trunks: "You know, I just realized Shenlon
-Goku: "IT'S MILLER TIME!"
-Gohan: ::gives Piccolo a noogie::
-Vegeta: "Screw the Big Bang Attack! C'mere, Goku,
it's WEDGIE TIME!"
-Goku: ::shrieks like a girl::
-Radditz: "I didn't CHOOSE this hair! It's glandular!"
-Super Saiyan Vegeta: ::puts on a green tunic, hat and
tights, pulls out a bow and arrow set:: "Where's
-Piccolo: "Oh, look, Gohan's in trouble again...Gosh,
y'know Gohan, I'd really love to help you, but Blue's
Clues comes on in two minutes...And, well....EEE! ::cuddles
his Blue doll::"
-Piccolo: "Hey, hey gang! Look! I grew a third
-Chichi: "HONESTLY! ::squishes it::"
-Vegeta: *watching Star Wars* "Hey, that Leia chic-
I just LOVE her hair..."
-Piccolo: "EEE! Oh Gohan, like, wow, this tie-dye
cape is so freaky-KEEN! I LOVE IT!"
[Miko's note: ok, so it's not really a Never Say,
but it's still cute!]
TEAM STOPIT MOTTO
To protect DBZ fans from devastation
To unite all otaku's in our nation
To denounce the evils of bad dubs
To extend our voices to the stars above.
Team Stopit! Blasting Funimation at the speed of light!
Hire Corlett and Drummond or prepare to fight!
Oh yeah! That's right!
-Darth Vadar: "Gohan...I am your father."
-Goten: Go away, poo-head.
-Darth Vadar: *Sobs, then looks at Trunks* Trunks...I
am your father.
-Tien: Solar fla-! What's with this solar flare crud?
Is it too hard to say Taiyoken?
-Krillin: And what about this "Distructo Disk"?
-Krusty the Clown: Hey, hey, kids! Meet my new sidekick,
-Chao-Zu: *Comes on stage while riding a unicycle and
honking a bicycle horn.*
-Vegetto: Ha ha! I don't have to worry about marriage!
-Bulchi: What was that!?
-Vegetto: *Gulp* Nothing, dear.
-Goku: KAAAA-MEEEEEE HAAAA-MEEEE....what comes next
-Vegeta: That does it, I quit, Kakarrot! I'm joining
the Ginyu Force. They're much more cooler and
stylin' than you!
-Frieza: It's raining men
-Goku: I am so smart I am so smart SMRT! DO'H, I mean
-Frieza:(going in to his third transformation) ONCE!!!!!!TWICE!!!!
THREEE TIMES A LADYYY!!!
-Goku: You knwo Gohan, I have a confession..................Bulma's
your real mother
-Vegeta: When a man loves a woman
-Bulma: Stop singing in the shower
-Goku: Ok....I mean(in a deep voice) ok and Kakkarato
is not in here.
-Vegeta: Heh heh, we fooled her
-Krilin: Mr. Clean Mr. Clean and there's ultra power
-Tien: Krilin, stop stealing my goddamn lines
(From Super Sayajin Man)
-Gokou to ZTeam: Hey guys why?.?.? We've save the WORLD
AT LEAST A MILLION TIMES and wata we get
NOTHING A BIG FAT NOTHING not even a THANKS!!!!!! Man
the PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD SUCK I SHOULD OF LET THEM ALL
DIE!!!!!!!!! WE DON'T EVEN GET A FREAKING DIME!!
WE ARE POOR!!!!!!! DAMN
-Vegeta: Hey Goku, you really turn me on, can we go
-Goku: Sure Vegeta, Chi Chi never pays me any attention
-Vegeta: Bulma never pays any attention to me either.
I wonder why...
<Piccolo, Chi Chi and Bulma walk past them kissing>
-Goku: What the hell?
-Bulma: Goku! Ever since we first met I wanted you!
I want your hot body now!
-Goku: Um Bulma...I can't...me and Vegeta...we are...well....you
-Bulma: Well...me and Chi Chi have been doing that too
-Chi Chi: Oh Gohan, would you like a snack?
-Gohan: Sure mom!
-Chi Chi: Ok Gohan, go get the whipped cream!
-Season 3 Japanese voices: In America FUNimation really
got cool voices for us....really!
-Freiza: Damn...I lost my tail curler
-Yamcha: Hey Bulma, did you know I was never really
a ladies man?
-Bulma: Then what were you?
-Yamcha: I...I...I was really....a mans man
-Bulma: No wonder you were always with Tien and Chao-zu
-Goten: Pretty boy fag!
-Trunks: Daddies boy!
-Goten: Crap-e-mon liker!
-Trunks: That's it! No one makes fun of Pokemon and
gets away with it!
<Trunks beats Trunks up>
(From D Denny)
(Newsreporter and camra guy enter Goku's bathroom
while Goku's taking a shower)
-Newsguy- "We're coming to you live in Goku's bathroom,
where it apperes he does have a big @$$.
-Goku"hey vegita, why are you so tired?"
-Vegita"I was working with Bulma all night."
-Goku"Well, your pants are unzipped."
(Vegita enters the living room dressed as Santa Clause)
-Vegita"Ho!Ho!Ho! Merry Christmas!!!"
-Trunks"Wrong month dad, Mom, Bra and me are goin
to the beach.
-Piccolo"Stop making fun of me!"
(A lightbulb apperes ontop of Racoom's head)
-Racoom"OOOOOOH! What a pretty lightbulb! I wonder
what it means?"
-Vegita"Come on everyone! Do the monky!!!"
-Bra"Daddy! I wet my bed!!!"
-Vegita"Damn! Now it runs in the family!"
-Vegita "Oh God Kaccarot! I can't take it anymore!
I'VE GOT TO HAVE YOU!!!"
-Goku"I don't know him!"
(Vegita yelling at Goku)
-Vegita"Kaccarot! You left your underware at my
-Bra"Daddy, read me a bed time story."
-Vegita"Lets see, once upon a time their lived
a homosexual who ran across Tokyo as a terrorest and
rapist. One day..."
-Dende" Hey Piccolo! Guess what, I got a job as
the new Jolly Green Giant!"
-Krillian"MY WIG!!! WHERE'D IT GO?!!!!"
-Vegita"Bulma, you cannot be in the fight."
-Vegita"I'm Veggie, I'm Veggie give me a wedgie!"
(Piccolo cuts off Bubbles head from the Power Puffs
-Piccolo"OH! Bubbles! I'm so sorry!!!"
-Goku"Man! Women are weaklings!"
-Chi-Chi "SAYS WHO?!!!"
-Anyone"Goku, what is..."
-Goku "STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!!! YOUR HURTING
-Vegita and Trunks"Rambow Brite! See the shinning
light! THe suns going take you to Rainbow Brite!"
-Vegita"What the hell happened! I transformed into
-Freeza: "Damn! Why am I the shortest guy in DBZ?"
Captain Ginyu "Cause with you we all can get the
free happy meal at Mc Donalds!"
-Racoom"My great- great grand dad mad an I.Q of
1. My I.Q, however is much higher, it's 2! As you can
see, my family has improved over the years!"
-Vegita"I CUT MY FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Vegita puffing a smoke from a cigerate)
-Vegita"Remember kids, don't smoke!"
-Goku"Oh to feel...the way a woman feels!...."
-Oprah"So Bulma, what's it like being married to
-Bulma"He puts the seat down!"
-Freeza "I HAVE TO GO POTTY!!!!!"
-Gohan"Piccolo picks his nose!!!"
-Krillian"You just now figured that out?"
(Piccolo, Tien, and Krillian walking into a hair salon)
-Sales woman"Would you gentlemen like to try our
-Frieza"SHHH! Be very very quiet! I'm hunting dragon
(Gohan at a confessions meeting)
-Gohan"Hi...I'm Gohan, and... I have a blatter
-Trunks"Stop poking me there Bra!"
-Goku"I'm a little teapot short and stout, this
is my handle, this is my spout."
-Vegita"Trunks! Bra! Shut up! I'm trying to watch
(Vegita pulls Bra's toy troll away from her.)
-Vegita"What have I told you about playing with
things with hair like that?"
-Bra"But, mommy plays with you..."
-Gohan"Damn Trunks your sister's hot!"
-Trunks"She still wets the bed."
-Captain Ginyu"Don't hate me cause I'm gay."
-Vegita"Your not fully clean till your Zest fully
clean!" pulls off his towl infront of Bulma.
(Trunks holding a bra to his chest)
-Bra "Mommy! Daddy! Trunks is making fun of me
-Mr.Popo"Twelve years in acting school, and they
give me the role of a fat, indian guy who speaks Namek
and everyone hates! I should have been a doctor!"
-Gohan"Pee all that you can pee!"
-Captain Ginyu"Now watch the video class."screen
"HOW TO BE GAY: LESSION 1"
-Vegita"Kids, don't look to me as a rolemodle!"
-Bulma"I'm Buffy the Vampire Slayer!"
-Bra"Daddy! Why'd you kill Barney?"
-Vegita"He was to damn anoying!"
-Captain Ginyu"OHHHHHH! It's the purple Teletubie!!
Can I have your
-Vegeta: "I wan to be a Pokemon master!"
-Goku: "EEEEEEWWWWWWW! Blood!"
-Trunks: "I love you dad!"
-Vegeta: "I love you too son!"
-Bulma: "Ooooooo. How does that work?"
-Vegeta:"WAAAH! It's so scary! Hold me Goku!"
-Vegeta:(Sighs) "Thank god for PROZAC eh?"
-Goku:"I enjoy the simple things in life, like
having a family, learning new
things each day, the ability to crush a beer can on
-Trunks:"What? You thought this was my natural
-Vegeta:(Looking at picture of self) "Does my hair
REALLY look like that?"
-Goku:(To Oolong) "Playboy?! That's disgusting!
(Glances around) Can I see?"
-Vegeta:"Pikachu! I choose you!"
-Vegeta:"Man cannot live on bread alone, he must
also have penut
butter."(Whips out can of Jiffy)
-Vegeta:"Look what I can do!"(Shoves french
fries up nose)
-Goku:"Look what I can do!"(Creates Ki blast)
-Piccolo:"That was lame!"
-Gohan:"We wanna' see Vegeta do the french fry
-Vegeta:"You love me! You really love me!"
-Vegeta:"........and remember children, violence
never solves anything."
-Piccolo: Now lets solve our problems with a big
bowl of strawberry ice cream!
-Buu:Does this dress make me look fat?
-Female Dbz girls:Why does Britney Spears have bigger
-Piccolo: Oooohhh...... It's a sex thing......
-Trunks:Dad lets go play a game of ball!
-Bulma: Dinner's ready!
(From Olivia Wong)
-SS3 Goku (singing the tune to Sonic) "Sonic
the Hedgehog...la, la, la, la, la, la, la...SEGA..!"
-SS3 Goku: "For the last time, I am NOT Sonic!!"
-Trunks (Beating the crap out of the Androids): "Die,
Bad robots! DIE! With a dry, cool wit like that, I can
become an action hero..." (ala Simpsons)
-Chibi Mirai Trunks: " Oh My God!! You killed Gohan!
You Bastards!!" (ala South Park)
-Vegeta: ::looking at "Things DB People Never
Say":: WHAT!? ME IN LOVE WITH KAKKAROT!?
-Trunks: Chill dad. It is ok. ::looks at screen:: WHAT!?
-Zarbon, Frieza, Goku at once: NO WAY!? NOT US TOO!?
-All: ::kicks all the butts of the nuts who sent in
(From Kawii Usa)
-Goku with foot caught in that one type of glue:
Ugh,ugh, Yo guys little help!
*every fighter in DBZ, exept woman fighters, starts
blasting the glue*
-Krillin: Destructo disc!
-Vegeta and Goku: SSJ 3!! SSJ 4!!!
-Bulma: Guys, need help?
-Vegeta: Go away puny woman!
*they start blasting it again*
-Bulma: It's so simple!
*She turns the foot sideways and pulls it up out of
-Everyone, exept Vegeta: *bowing down to Bulma*
-Vegeta: Not only has my son surrpased me, but my wife
too. There's nothing left for me.
*blows himself up*
(From David Terry)
-Goku: (To Nurse) Are you sure it isn't time for my
-Vegeta: Ugh...grr...ah...it's no use. This pickle jar
-Krillin: Gohan, did you use my hair brush again?
-Frieza: Zarbon, get over here!
-Zarbon: Coming, dear!
-Krillin: How about it, Goku? You ready to save the
-Krillin: But Earth is under attack!
-Goku: I said 'no'! Why don't you go fight, you bald-headed
kiss-butt. I won't fight! Not anymore! I'm sick of fighting
evil. Sick of these dragonballs. And I'm especially
sick of getting blown to the other dimension
all the time! So...I quit as of now. So you two can
pucker your mouths and plant big, wet, juicy one on
my big, fat, Super Saiyan.....
-Gohan and Krillin: (Blast Goku to another dimension.)
(From Vegeta's Princess)
-Jiece: Great. You know how long it takes to get
all this dust out of my hair?
-Burter: Stop complaining. At least you have hair!
-Master Roshi(watching Playboy channel): Ya baby!
-Bulma(walks in as Master Roshi quickly changes it):
What were you just watching!
-Master Roshi: The Miss America Pageant.
-Bulma: Oh.....Wait! That came on last night! Master
-Vegeta(singing to Goku/Kakarott): You are so beautiful,
to me. Can't you seeee!
-Chaotzu(after being beat up by Nappa): Hey, I'd love
to be a stand-up comedian. Only I can't stand up!
-Captain Ginyu: I love this bod, Goku! Where did ya
-Goku: Got it for a nickel from a gypsy's!
-Yamcha: OOOOWWW! I'm like, almost bleedin' here!
-Vegeta: Trunks, I am your father.
-Trunks: NOOOOO!.....wait, your right.
-Bulma(waving at Zarbon): Wow! He's a BEEF-CAKE!
-Krillin: Oh, and what does that make me? A CUP-CAKE?!
-Bulma: Nope. A STRAWBERRY SHORT-CAKE is more like you!
-Vegeta: I don't like spiders and snaaaakkkeees!(what
Gex says in "Gex 3" in the Ancient Greek TV)
(From Bubbles & Bikini)
-Buu: Where's my cheesy poofs ?!! [South Park]
-Guru [eldest namek] : I drink 2 cans of SlimFast a
day and look what its done for me !
-Higher Dragon [Ickerus] : meow meow meow meow........[meow
-Bra: Leave me alone Veggie or I'll kick your %**&@#$
-Kuririn: Hey, anyone seen my electric nose hair
-Piccolo: Do you think my turban looks better tilted
to the side?
-Piccolo (to Goku): Hello. My name is Piccolo-sama.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
-Videl: Ya know, I really just married Gohan to get
close to Piccolo.
-Chi-chi: I know exactly what you mean. My father didn't
approve of Yamcha either.
-Goku:Just because I wear orange and blue does NOT
mea I am a Gators fan!
-Chi Chi:Gohan, time's up. Stop studying!
-Gohan:Mr. Piccolo, you taught me how to dress crappy...
-Vegita:Bulma, have you seen my hair spray?
-Piccolo:Hey, Goku, isn't Sailor Moon's Moon Frisbee
-Goku:Yeah, but not like Sureme Thunder! Sailor Jupiter
is soooo kawaii!
-Vegita:Come on, everyone KNOWS Sailor Saturn's Death
Reborn Revolution is kawaii!
-Goku:You are right, Chi Chi. I will go on a diet, each
only one sandiwch per meal, and I will learn Trigonometry!
(From Atma Wepen)
-Goku: Uh oh... I think I hurt Gohan, ChiChi
-Vegita: Nice hair do Goku, where did you go to get
-Freeza: Gosh I love my job!
-Gohan: Skeet Shooting anyone?
-Freeza: Hey Bulma.
-Freeza: Can you fix my flyer thingy?
-Goku: You got a Pikachu?
-Vegita: Go fish. (This is a joke, it may happen! You
-Gohan: I can't think...
-Goku+Radiz+Vegita+Nappa+Yahmcha: Gonna stay at the
Y. M. C. A.!
-Gohan: I see you daddy! What are you doing with mommy?
-Sheng Long: Would you like fries with that?
-Piccolo: To be or not to be that is the question.
-Vegeta: *singing spice up your life from spice girls*
-Vegeta: Big Bun Attack!!
-Nappa: Always think before you act.
-Piccolo: I couldn't do that, it would be too distasteful.
-Yajirobee:(post Daimaou Series) Let's eat a bunch
of senzu seeds!
-Yamcha:(in the beginning of Dragon Ball) Hey! some
warrior chics! Hey, let's go over and say hi, Puar.
-Vegeta: Wait a minute! Why is it called Final Flash
if I can use it more than once?
*ChiChi,Bulma,and No.18 are sitting at a table in ChiChi's
-Bulma: So ChiChi you told the guys we were ganna play
bridge all day right?
-ChiChi: Ya but we don't wanna play card games all
day do we?
-Bulma and No.18: No *All sigh*
-No.18: Wait ChiChi did'nt you get Gohan a N64 for
christmas? *All look at each other then run off to Gohan's
-Bulma: Dibs on purple controler!
-No.18: No way I get that contoler!
-ChiChi: Ha fat chance that contoler is mine!!
*Vegeta is at a pool and as always his spandex shorts
are riding him again he steps in and begings to drown*
-Vegeta: Help mommy I can't swim!!!
*Gohan walks over* You ok Mr.Vegeta?
-Vegeta: Help I'm drowning!!
-Gohan:Umm Mr.Vegeta this pool is 20 inches deep!
*Goku walks past Piccolo*
-Goku: Hey flute boy.
-Piccolo: What did you say? *Gokuwalks off*
-Gohan: Hey Mr.flute boy.
-Piccolo: What? Why did you call me that?
-Bulma: Hi flute boy.
-Piccolo: Eh? Whats goin on? Why are you guys calling
me flue boy????
*Around the corner Goku and the others are laughing*
-Goku: So how many mins. was that?
-Bulma: *Looking at her watch* Only 10 sec. that was
better than before!
-No.18: Vegeta you need a hair cut!
-Vegeta: What? No I don't leave my hair alone!
-No.18: *Ties Vegeta to a chair and cuts his hair very
short then dyes his hair tyedye and then puts butterfly
clips in his hair*
-Vegta: Hey I look great. Ya know I'm ganna bye a dress
and go to that night club down the road. Oh Joy!!! *Runs
-No.18:Oh my what have Idone *Sarcasticaly*
*Vegta and Nappa go to see a movie at the therter they
saw the movie "How Vegetables Grow" Narrated
by Brock Lee*
-Vegeta: *Sniff* Why did they sell that carrot bunch
to the store now....*Sniff* There gonna die
-Nappa: *Sniff* Don't worry man...we'll go save them.
-No.17: Hey hey hey hey guess what guess what?
-All Androids: What?
-No.17: I'm the new Elmer Fudd.
-No.18: Oh no!
*No.17 walks around acting like Elmer Fudd*
-No.16: That's it. I'm outa here!
-No.18: Me too!
-Piccolo: Yo Quiero Taco Bell
*Trunks,Goku,No.17,Krillin and Vegeta are sitting on
-Trunks: So what do you guys wanna do now?
-Goku: We could go rob K-Mart.
-No.17: Nope did that already.
-Krillin: Hey we could all get new clothes and become
the new and improved Backstreet Boys!
-Trunks: You know for once you have a great idea short
man. Let's go!
(From Warrior of Purity Eddie Wong)
- Vegeta: "Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls,
children of all ages! Akira Toriyama proudly presents,
the Dragonball Z TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!!!
THE ROAD DOG SON GOKU! THE CANDY ASS VEGETA!! THE NEW
(a la WWF)
-Goku: AARGH! CRAMP CRAMP!!!
-Mr. Satan: Gimme you lunch money punk!
-Broli: Take it! Just don't hurt me!!
-Broli: The walls in the malls are totally totally tall!
-Yamcha: Akira Toriyama you f@cker!! You promised me
a gig and gave it to Satan!!
-Vegita:(singing in the shower) I'm Vegita! Prince Vegita!
I'm the greatest fighter in the world! From the Planet
Vegita, I look really good in tight spandex! (sung to
the tune of the theme from the flintstones)
-Vegita: Hey Bulma, does my spandex go in the delicates
or colored load of luandry?
-Trunks: I'm through being chased by women! I am taking
a vow of celebacy and joining a monestary! (thousands
of girls put guns to their heads)
-ChiChi: Goku, do these pants make my butt look big?
-Goku: No, it is your big a#$ that makes you look big!
( a frying pan from behind knocks him unconciuos)
-Trunks: Mommy, where do babies come from?
-Bulma : Well, when me and Piccolo...
-Vegita: Goku, is this spandex too seductive?
-Goku:(dancing like a little girl) Oh no, and the blue
makes your eyes dance! Get iiiiitttt!(prancing around
and clapping his hands together)
-Vegita: No Bulma, not tonight, I'm too tired.
-Goku: The Valence Shell Electron Pair Theory states
that the geometrey of simple covelent molecules is determinded
by the number of electron pairs surronding the central
-Chichi: What!? What did you just say?!
-Chichi: I thought so.
-Goku and Vegita: (voices muffled) Ouch! That hurt!
No! No! No! That dosen't go there! Put it here! Watch
it! Ow! I thought I said it dosen't go there! Hey! Watch
-Chichi: (from in the next room) WHAT!?!
(rushes in to fing Goku and Vegita tangled up playing
-Goku: I can explain honey...
-Trunks: Hey everyone,lets go clubbin
-Everyone but Goku: YEA!!!!!!!!!
-Goku: Sorry guys, gota do the wifey sex thing
-Trunks (to Piccolo in a gayish voice): I swear,
that green is like SO not you.
-Piccolo (responding in a gayish voice): Ugg I
know,im thinking a hot red or a great blue and maybe
some hair would be great.
*Chichi is blazin accross the ocean to the batlefield
listen to "I cant drive 55"*
*Trunks and vegita are sittin on a hill*
-Vegita: (sippin on a beer)*belch* Yea
-Trunks: I've gotta confess something.
-Trunks: I..I..Im a achohalic.
-Vegita (a great smile appears accross his face): JOIN
*Zarbon slowly creeps up on Freeza*
-Zarbon: Hey baby.
-Freeza: Hey sweet stuff.
-Zarbon: U wana..u know?
-Freeza: GAWD ZARBON,EVERYNIGHT ITS US ROCKIN THE SHIP.POLEASE,FOR
ONCE I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A NORMAL CONVERSATION WITH
-Zarbon: I brought chocolates
-Freeza: When shall we?
*Kirillin sits there with Bulma on a bench*
-Krillin (has his femimine side out): So Bulma,
tell me, how do you get your hair to change every season?
-Bulma: I dont know, but i wish those guys at FUnmation
would make up there minds on my hair style.
*Vegita and Gokou are sparring then stop*
-Guys behind the camras: What now?
-Gokou: Tell me,why cant we have blood and stuff like
that for the Americans?
-Camra guy: We've told you two a thousand times, the
FUnmation won't let us cause they love to see the Americans
whine over the lack of blood and they get extra money
for it anyways.
-both: Oh,ok then.Just checkin
*gokou stands in his stance for the fight between him
and vegita between his kamehameha and vegitas glactic
-Gokou: KAAAAAAA--MEEEEEE---Whoa whoa
-Camra guy: Now what
-Gokou: Well,I'm just wondering, If Train A leaves
sanfransico at 3 Oclock at 80 miles per hour and Train
B leaves New York at 5 oclock and is going at 55,when
will they colide?
-Camra guy: Why?
-Gokou: Cause Gohan's too stupid to figure it out himself,you
know the whole kid gets the work father does the problem
-camra guy: Yea yea,I here ya.
-Vegita (butts in): Yea,that damned kid Trunks
allways needs help.
-Gokou (turns to vegita): who asked you
-Vegita(cries): WHY GOKOU,WHY DO YOU ALLWAYS HAVE
TO HURT MY FEELINGS LIKE THAT!!??
-Gokou(floats up to him): Oh I'm so sorry vegita,what
do you say we talk this over a spot of tea and some
-Vegita: Ok *sniffle*
-Goku: Hey forget Dragon Ball Z. I'm gunna Work
on Drag Queen Ball Z.
-Veggie: WAHHHHHH!!! I can't fing the bag to match my
-Chi Chi: Gohan!! put down that book an go kill Veggie
-Trunks : That was great, dad. Got a light?
-Yajirobi : No cake for me, I have to go fight.
-Yamcha: OH darn I cant fight I could hurt somone.
-Goku: Hey I love your legs, Veggie.
-Goku: Hey Captin Ginyu, let's not fight, let's love.
-Freeza: When I get the dragon balls I'm gunna wish
for a Furby.
-Zarbon: If I were a girl I whant to be just like Bulma.
-Olong: Let me at him, let me at him.
-Goku: Stop we can't fight now. Days of our Lives is
- Vegeta: ......::sniff::....::sob::.....::whine::....::cry::....when
the musicians die on titanic it always makes me cry.
- Bulma: ::whispering to herself:: MAN what a wuss.
-Yamcha: So what you're saying Goku is that you don't
want me on Earth's special forces anymore?
-Goku: no what i'm saying is that you need to train
-Yamcha: ::while crying:: i'm already training as hard
as i can what more do you want from me?
-Goku: oh i'm sorry, i had no idea!
-Yamcha: ::sniff:: hold me
- CHI CHI: Bulma, i've never felt this way about a person
- Bulma: i know me either. Let's go to Lilith fair TOGETHER!
- Trunks: guys, i have an announcement to make.
- Trunks: i know you guys may have noticed that i was
gone for a while on a so called "special training
excercise", but the truth is.....I'VE STARTED MY
OWN ONE MAN SHOW OF RIVERDANCE!
- Everyone:OH MY SWEET GOD!
- Kurilian: Where is my Rogaine?
- Bulma: it's ok Vegeta i understand it's all the stress
- Vegeta: no it's the fact that i've already seen Trunks
alive and i know that i have to impregnate you and it
makes me very nervous.
-Bulma: it's ok i'll just get you some viagra and it'll
- King Kai: ::snikering uncontrollably....then stops
suddenly::.......that wasn't funny..... ::frown::
- Nappa: what are we going to do with the dragonballs
when we find them? wish Radditz back?
- Vegeta:NO, that'll be a wasted wish, i've got my own
- Nappa: ok boss
- Vegeta: then it's setteled we are going to wish you
- Radditz:FINALLY I CAN DO MY STUPID LITTLE WATCH THE
- CHI CHI: GOHAN GET IN THE BATHROOM AND LET KUILIN
GIVE YOU A SPONGE BATH!
- Piccolo,Vegeta,Goku,Trunk: MAN our powerlevels are
WAY to high we need to take a break and let the army
or somthing take over for a while.
- Goku: OH MY GOD WHEN I HIT SOMEONE WITH THE STRONGEST
ATTACK I HAD AND THE DUST SETTLED I ACTUALLY...KILLED
HIM!!!! YAHOO!!! YIPPE!!!
- Bulma:sorry Vegeta but, i've found another man. President
- Vegeta: ME TO!
- Yamcha: Goku you've won so many battles what's your
- Goku:i train hard and.....Who am i kidding? what i
do is in the middle of fighting when i get my opponent's
head in a sissor lock with my legs i tell him that i'm
freeballing it (not wearing anyunderwear)
- Yamcha:OH MY GOD THAT IS NASTY! EWWWwww.......you
wanna come back to my place?
- Vegeta:HEY TRUNKS LIKE MY NEW LOOK???
- Trunks: dad for some reason jincos and a FUBU shirt
aren't quite, your style.
- Vegeta: SAY-JINS SUCK!!!!
(From Josh Pitre)
- Pan: Oh Trunks you make me so horny!
- Brolly: Yoo evah gessin ut Unar varsity I at end
- Gohan: Lemmie guess Dummies for Dummies
- Brolly: No my good man I attended Harvard for six
- Gohan: You hide it well
- Yajerobi: Forget it no food I sticking to my diet
- ChiChi: Gohan!, stop studying and go Phuck Videl
- Cell: Wanna look at me under a microscope?!
- Tien: I getting this third eye removed
- Piccolo: Gohan!!! stop training and go study!!
- Trunks: (knocking on bathroom door)
- Pan! are you OK?
- Pan: YES oh YES!!!!!
- Trunks: Kay just wanted to know if you've seen Goku.
- Goku: Pan he's on to us.
- Pan: Does this means we have to stop having sex?
- Pan: OH JOSH!!!!
- Josh(me): Pan keep it down or I'll hafta tell my parents
what we're doing.
- Pan: Sorry but I'm just having so much fun with you.
("Kamehameha" Blows people away)
- Gohan: Whew glat thats over now I can get back to
- Unknown Person: Not so fast!!
- Cell dressed like Sailor Mooon: I'm pretty android
Sailor Cell and I'llKick your butt for the moon!
- Gohan: (Makes face at camera) I QUIT!!
- Shen Lon: He guys wanna play my balls!
- Gohan: ChiChi!, Get the Dragonballs!
- Yamcha: Jon Claude Van Damn I'm fine.
- Vegeta: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
- Goku: Vegeta if U hafta shit there's a outhouse behind
that mountain over there.
(Team assembles for tile in America.)
-Goku: Stop this gay dub crap!
-Vegeta:YEAH! I wanna hear "We Gotta Power"
-Trunks: Damnit FUNimation do something right!
-Piccolo: Don't make us tell U twice!
-Gohan: We're warning you!
-Krillin: I'll sick my friend Brolly on U!
(Brolly stomps up from behind.)
-Brolly: OOSA SKROOEN ITH DEM OOSA SKROOEN ITH ME!
(FUNimation meets with a horrible fate and TOEI animation
gives us uncencored DBZ in Japanese.)
- Vegeta: Oh man! We couldn't find the remote!
- Piccolo: Lets keep looking, if we find it soon, we
can watch Full House!
- Vegeta: YEH! FULL HOUSE!
- Piccolo:(talking to gohan). Gohan, will you help paint
- Vegeta: Bulma, it's time for tea!
- Bulma: Vegeta! For the last time, don't bug me when
RAW is on!
- Vegeta: How monsterous!
- Goku: Chi-Chi, the dog messed up the garbge again!
- Chi-Chi: Than shoot the #%@$ dog!
- Goku: I not shooting no dog!
- Chi-Chi: I'm trying to watch Rossane!
- Gohan: Get your lazy @$$ up and clean up the garbge!
( from The Nutty Professor :-)
- Trunks: Hurry up every one, Barney's on!
- Everyone: YEH!(start's singing) I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE
- Bulma:Goku...I can't believe I'm so stupid for forgetting...tell
me again how to build a time machine...
- Gohan: Dad...tell me again how to answer this trig.
- Vegeta: You're so smart Goku
- Vejiita:That hurts.
- Vejiita:I give up.
- Yajerobi:When do I get to fight the bad guys?
- #18: I want to be human.
- Bulma: I don't like technology.
- Gohan: Go to hell, Picollo.
- Vejiita: I liked working for Freeza.
- Mirai Trunks: I had a happy childhood.
- Mr. Satan: I can't take the credit for winning.
- Bulma: Vejiita, will you train me how to fight?
-Vegita: "Hey, instead of fighting, why don't we
talk this out over a cup of tea?"
-Tien (to Chaozu): "I never told you this, but
I am madly in love with you..."
-Yamucha: "You know, Bulma, you're right. Going
out with other girls really isn't worth it..."
-Bulma: "Too late. I already dumped your @**"
-Kuririn: "No way, I can't go on a date tonight
-- I have to stay home and wash my hair."
-DBZ Cast: "LETS DO THE TIIIIIME WAARP YEEEAAAAHHH!!!"
(a la "Rocky Horror Picture Show")
-Gohan: ::singing:: "I'm a little teapot short
and stout... hey, wait. I don't wanna be a teapot. Teapots
are stupid. I want to be a ballerina..."
-Vegita: "I've decided to give up fighting to pursue
my lifelong dream... figure-skating."
-Chaozu: "I'm really a woman!"
-Chi-Chi: "GOHAN! OH KAMI NO!!!"
-Gohan: ::Dressed in girls' clothing and makeup, says
guiltily:: "I wanted to tell you, mommy, but..."
-Chi-Chi: "I can't believe it... my little boy..."
-Gokou: "I'm actually BLONDE!"
-Piccolo: "Yippee Skippy!"
-Gohan: "I... I can't do it!"
-Piccolo: "Use the Force, Lu -- err, Gohan."
-Kuririn: "Not in the face! Not in the face!"
(a la The Tick)
-Piccolo: (a la Yoda) "Show you the ways of the
Force, I will."
-Vegita: ::heavy breathing:: "Never underestimate
the power of the Dark Side..."
-Bulma: "Vegeta, what are you DOING???"
-Vegita: ::Guilty expression on face:: "Nothing,
woman! Now leave me be!"
-Bulma: ::walks away muttering:: "Never should've
bought him that video..."
-Vegita: ::Goes back to watching Star Wars, giggling
gleefully whenever Darth Vader kills someone:: "KILL
LUKE! KILL LUKE!"
-Trunks: Give me some candy Yajirobi.
-Yajirobi: Get your own!
-Trunks: Like you need more chocolate fatboy! (a la
South Park: The Movie)
-Piccolo: I'm green because I'm sick from not eating.
-Crazed Fans: Look, it's him!
-Trunks: Uh oh.
-Crazed Fans: ::trample over Trunks to get to Yajirobi::
-Bra: Daddy eat my poop and die!
-Vegita: (he he he) Insn't that cute?
-Bulma: Looks like she has your genes more than mine.
-Goku:Daisy daisy give me your answer tuuuurrrre. For
Im half crazy all for the love of yoooooooooooou.
It wont be a stylish marriage. I cant afford a carriage.
-ChiChi:sooooooo whooooooo DAISY????
-Goku:I was just sing a son....(the sound of ChiChi
- Vegeta: "Oh! And i would like a glass of cold
gravy with a hair in it, please." (a la The movie
"Head" Made by The 60's group The Monkees)
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