Special Sexuality of Trunks Feature!:
The Trunks Quotes Re-Mix
Mad props go out to SQ
for this file! Using WAV files from the English
Trunks Sounds section, SQ edited a little sound
file by mixing some of the more "wrong"
Trunks quotes. This exemplifies what "The Sexuality
of Trunks" is all about!
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On with the Sexuality of Trunks!
Quotes from the English Dub
"So you wanna see my sword, huh?"
Oh come on! I don't have to explain this
one for you, do I?
"Don't worry, I won't bite." Thinking
about doing something a little nasty, eh Trunks?
Vegeta: "What are you looking at?"
Trunks: "Oh, it's nothing, it's just
that I...like your [pink] shirt."
Vegeta: "You WOULD." My
my my, what is Veggie-san implying!? *gasp*
(when talking about who survived the Android
attack in his future) "....that's my master..Gohan."
"M-M-master"!? Wow, Trunks,
you sure are a kinky one! *shivers just thinking
about what sort of incidents would result in Trunks
calling Gohan his "master"*
"Father...you're so tough and proud, hard
and cold like a rock. But still, deep down,
your heart beat like mine does. I know
you feel....I'm your son. I'm your son, and
I will always love you." I know I
love this quote to death, but when you think about
it, it makes ya wonder how Trunks is thinking about
his dad. "tough....hard", hehehe...ok,
I'm stretching it a bit for this one. =P
"Shut-up! You don't know how powerful they
are!" Trunks would no best, since he probably
got a crack at both #17 & #18!
"You know that the sword doesnt makes the
man" AGAIN with the swords!?
"I'm sorry, I can't do that. I know,
it sounds strange..." Sounds like he doesn't
'want it that way'.
"Goku, could I talk to you alone, just
the two of us?" YES!!! I knew it,
I knew! it! Trunks and Goku would just make
the damn cutest couple, wouldn't they? Finally,
Trunks is making his move!
Trunks: "Could you turn into a Super Saiyan?
Please Goku!" Goku: (after transformed)
"There, are you satisfied?" Trunks:
"Yes, I am!" Ohh la la, there's
just something about knowing that Trunks is 'satisfied'
that's just so yummy. =P
"You're good, No. You're Great!"
*lights up cigarette* Yes, I know.
(To Goku): "Those same moves turned
Freeza into cold cuts." What moves
would THOSE be?
(Goku to Trunks) "Yeah well, your
heart just wasn't in it this time." You
know I'm a sap for these Goku X Trunks moments.
=P Come on, you can take that the wrong way
if you try rela hard!
"Come on, come on, don't give out on me
now!" .................crap, if you need
an explanation for this one, I think you'd need
a talk with your mommy and daddy about them birds
and bees I've been hearing so much about lately.
Bulma (to Baby Trunks): "Yajirobe
has your pants!" Now what in the
name of cheese is that Yajirobe doing with Baby
Trunks' pants?! EWW!! Child molester!
To Bulma: "Sure, go for it."
Gah! *gag gag* How incestuous!
To Cell: "Come on, show me what you
got!" Cuz we all know that you wanna
see what Cell's got, right Trunks? Let's see
what that big green man has to offer, woo hoo!
To Cell yet again: "You want me?!
Come and get me!" Damn, now Trunks
is playing hard-to-get with Cell. Screw those
Trunks x Goku quotes, I think our lad now has something
going on for that hunka hunk of Android love!
"Please Krillin, just swallow this!".
Damn it boy, when you start demanding sexual
favors from bald, nose-less midgets, you just know
it's about time to get laid.
"Oh no, I shouldn't have done that!
Now I'm spent!". *insert heavy breathing
and huffing and puffing here*
Mr. Popo, referring to Trunks and Vegeta who
are in the Room of Spirit and Time (err..."Hyperbolic
Time Chamber"): "I hear strange
noises coming out of the room". Trunks!!
Leave your daddy alone! I thought I
told you not to touch him there!
Cell, to Trunks: "I can have Vegeta
any time I want. But right now I want you."
Dat's right, even super evil guys want a piece
of our boy!
A preview for the next episode of DBZ:
"Trunks and Cell get it on! On the next episode
of DragonBall Z!" Self-explanatory.
But isn't that just a lovely image that springs
up in your mind? :P
"Gohan, you HAVE to let me do this!!"
Do WHAT? Ah, the mind boggles at the possibilities.
"Oh no! My mom's back! Don't tell her about
this, please Gohan!" Holy....Trunks
and Gohan are doing naughty things when mommy isn't
around! It's so devilish, I can hardly stand
Trunks: "Mom, I think I'm going to
do it." Bulma: "Don't rush,
Trunks!" Well, you can never have enough
incestuous quotes. ^_^
"Father, stop! We have to wait for
Goku!" You know it wouldn't be a
good threesome without Goku!
"No, stop! Wait a minute, Krillin!"
.....'I...I...have to take a breather!' *pant pant*
Trunks to Bulma: "Dad went all out!
Cool huh?" Yeah.....mondo cool. *faints*
"I've been hanging out with Goku, remember?"
As always, I'm a sucker for Goku x Trunks
wanna-be situations. Damn my over-active,
#17 (in regards to killing Trunks): "...we'll
be blowing a week's worth of fun."
Ah, that Juu-chan...always wanting to have "fun"
(have I mentioned I'm a sucker for Juunanagou x
Cell to Trunks: "You too will be
a part of me." *begins singing the
Spice Girls song "2 Become 1*
Trunks to Cell: "I know how you get
your kicks, Cell!" (see above quote
for "how" Cell gets his kicks)
"Hey Mom, what's shaking? Oh, I still
see you're playing with your toy." Shaking
+ toy = vibr....don't make me say it! Man
Trunks, that's not the sorta thing you wanna walk
"Gohan, you're amazing!" Wow,
Gohan really is Trunks' "master".
Trunks, in regards to Gohan going SSJ2:
"He's changed, as if he's suddenly become a
man!" Ohhh baby, Trunks made a real
man outta Gohan, eh?
Vegeta to Trunks in the Time Chamber: "Are
you scared?" Trunks: "Ummm, of course
not!" (Trunks thinking to himself): "I
can't let my father see that I'm scared..."
This is your first time, is it not, Trunks-chan?
To Vegeta in the Time Chamber: "Its hot
in here...Its overwhelming" Vegeta: "Yes,
it is!" Hot, steamy, passionate incest.
You know where it's at, baby!
Goku: "Are you satisfied?"
Trunks: "Yes. I am." Do you
REALLY need an explanation from me?
Trunks to Androids: "Does that thrill you?
It'll be your last joy ride!" Ride
it, cowboy! Giddy up!
Trunks, about Vegeta: "He's a cranky
guy, but he's impressive." Translation:
"He may not like he when I pull on his hair
and whip him, but he's impressive in bed."
Trunks, to Gohan: "...you know what
I'm going through!" It's called "puberty",
son, and it's not pretty.
Trunks, to Goku: "Well this time,
I won't stop." Goku: "As
you wish." *making animal noises*
"Oh yeah, Trunks, don't stop! Harder, harder!"
Hmm..that was rather blatant, wasn't it? I
"I think that's what my mom saw in my father,
and that's what I see too." ..."and
what I see is...*smacks up* like a 'long, sharp
Chibi Trunks, to Gohan: "Now, let's
go have some fun!!" Child Pornography
= Legal in DBZ.
Chibi Trunks, to Gohan: "Bye, Gohan!
Come back and play anytime you want!"
Ohh, sounds like Chibi Trunks needs a "playmate".
Freeza to Trunks: "I've never met anyone
who laid it on quite as thick as you!" Hearing
this makes me want to sing the classic "Pour
Some Sugar on Me." (hey, there's a music video
idea for ya! Ohhh, DBZ yaoi...)
King Kold, to Trunks, about his "sword":
"Remarkable craftsmanship..." -
Dammit, hasn't everyone and their uncle commented
on this line? Please, there is nothing for
me to contribute to. :P
King Kold to Trunks: "Without your
sword, you are nothing!" Yes, and I think
I would apply to males all over the world....
Trunks to King Kold: "You should
know that the sword doesn't make the man."
Sorry toots, but I'd REALLY have to disagree
with you right there. Perhaps Trunks can prove
his manhood in another way? .......nah.
(in regards to Vegeta): "He's a cranky
guy, but he's impressive." Translation:
"He's great in the sack, but ooooh, I get so
mad when he doesn't wanna cuddle!"
Cell: "Hmm, I wonder what Trunks has to
offer me..." All he has to offer is his
Cell: "Well done, Trunks! I see you've
learned all of Vegeta's moves! Now,
let me demonstrate how to do them properly."
Like father, like son....in the sack!
Cell (to Trunks): "You are as headstrong
as Vegeta, but soon you'll be
wishing your head was stronger!" *insert
adolescent snickering here* 'Head was stronger',
tee hee hee!
Cell (to Trunks): "That's it, take your
time. I want you at full strength." Take
it nice and slow...slow and hard...uh uh uh.
"You're too slow, Trunks. You'll have to
do better than that."
But, but, but! Cell just said in the above
quote, 'take your time'! That Cell can't
make up his mind as far as Trunks is concerned!
Cell (to Trunks): "Are you finished yet,
or are you going to get up and
entertain me some more?" Gasp, now after
all that Cell wants MORE from Trunks! What
an interesting turn of events.
Trunks (to Vegeta): "Don't... do it!!"
Yes, don't do it!....up....the..butt...*walks
Trunks (to Krillin): "I need you to take
my father to Master Roshi's house
so he can recover." Because banging your
dad all night is a good basis for recovery.
Trunks: "Cell! Step away from Vegeta and
face me!" Jealous, are we?
Trunks (thinking): "I must keep Cell's
attention away from my father!" Heh, VERY
Cell (to Trunks): "You have a strong fighting
spirit; I will enjoy draining
you of it." Ooh, fiesty.
Krillin: "Trunks, alone with Cell?! I dont
like those odds at all!!" And after all
those quotes, nor do I.
Gohan (to Trunks): *grunts and moans* "Here,
swallow it, Trunks!" Watch the fun
as the imaginations of Gohan x Trunks fans everywhere
Gohan: (to Trunks): "That's it, Trunks,
you're doing it! That's it, Trunks, don't
be afraid! Let it go, let it all go!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Trunks screams* God, this sounds too
much like a porno.
Goku: "You're a fine young man,
Trunks." I always thought so too,
Vegeta (to Trunks): "Quiet boy! Our training
is not to be discussed, NEVER!" .....'and
ESPECIALLY don't tell your mother!'
Trunks: "Look at you, you're loving it"
! Goten: "Yeah!" Trunks:
"Ok, lets do it!" You GO, boys!
They're loving it reeeeal good.
Mr. Popo: "I've heard strange noises coming
from within the room. I think Vegeta and Trunks
are ready to come out." So, there
was this one time when Trunka and Vegeta came out
of the closet, and.....hmmm...that's it!
Freeza to Trunks: "You should really learn
to control your tongue!" What are
you talking about, Freeza, no he shouldn't!
Then what fun would that be!?
Krillin: "Oh man, what's going on down
there?" Trunks: "I...I'm
sensing Goku again." Oh....he calls
it 'sensing', I get it. *nod nod*
Goten to Trunks: "Why do I always have
to be on the bottom?" It's just a matter
of dominance and submission, my dear Goten.
Yamcha (about Trunks): "I'm glad that guy
put his sword away." Kuririn (about Goku):
"Yeah, and it looks like Gokou put his finger
away, too." I get requests for this one
all the time. I guess it had to go up eventually!
It's just so obvious...:)
Vegeta (to Trunks): "So, think you can
keep up, boy? Well, let's see." Wow, Vegeta's
useful for something after all: he makes for a great
source for incestuous mental images.
Quotes from Japanese DBZ/GT
"This is menswear, and I'm a man!"
Why is he emphasizing the fact that he's a man?
Is he trying to prove something?
"I guess it wasn't just the sword after
all." Damn, what is it with these
"The only good thing about this is that
Mom and Dad won't see me in drag." .....Needs
no explanation. ^_^
(To Freeza and King Cold) "You're
up next." The boy has got a LIST
(also to Freeza and King Cold) "Unlike
Son Goku, I will show no mercy." Meow!
From the Japanese DBZ movie, "Super Warrior
Clone! I am the Winner!!"
(Krillin tells Trunks and Goten he'll take them
for lunch.) Trunks says "If you don't,
though, you know what we'll do to you."
Oh, I'm dying to know what he'll do to him!
Probably something eeeevil.
Goten: "Trunks, do you want to bathe
with me?" Oh COME ON! As if
you couldn't tell Goten and Trunks had it going
"Go forth, my Goten, and prepare the candy!"
'MY Goten'?! Oh my goodness! Combine
that, and the mentioned candy, and we've got ourselves
a kinky scenario ready to go!
During DBZ Movie 11 and a dog licks Trunks,
Trunks says: "Now Goten, stop it!"
......O_o What makes Trunks think that Goten would
lick him!? My my, what a kinky 8-year-old.
Dang, I never realized how "close" Goten
and Trunks really are.
In Movie 12, Trunks says to Goten: "You
can rest later!" ......."you can rest
later, BITCH! Gimme some sweet loving down!
"This is hard" I'll bet it is,
honey, I'll bet it is.
In Movie 7, Trunks says: "No matter how
much you try, you can NEVER match Son Goku's strength!"
As we all know, Trunks would be the best judge
of "Goku's strength", nudge nudge, wink
wink, say no more!
From Movie 7: "Goku, this place is
dangerous! There's people everywhere!
Let's go to the abandoned Polar Region to the North!"
Hot digity, if Trunks wants to be alone with
his lover boy safe from prying eyes, he must be
really ready to be givin' Goku some wild lovin'
Tenshinhan to Trunks in DBZ Movie 9: "Trunks,
don't hold back." Trunks: "OK!"
Give him *everything* you've got! Don't
be pulling any punches, now!
From DBZ Movie 11, Goten to Trunks: "I'm
always stuck down here." *cough*
Even *I* can't think of a snappy remark for that
Bebi Vegeta to Trunks: "Now, Trunks.
Today is your new birthday........as my
manservant." ....and since today
is his birthday, Bebi Vegeta shall give him a leather
cat suit, a whip, feathers, whipped cream, and fuzzy
Quotes from the English DBGT Final
Bout Video Game
"I have to gather my strength here!"
"What's wrong? Are you done already?"
"You're gonna give it all you got, huh?
I'm not so easy!" *cracks whip*
That's right! Trunks is a wild animal that's
hard to be trained!
"WHEW! I not only surpassed my father,
but Goku too! Wow!" Incest is best,
put your father to the test....
"WHEW! Finished!" Hard day
at work today, Trunks?
"You're amzing when you dont hold back,
Goku!" I swear, there is *something*
going on between Trunks and Goku, I just know it!
"I wanted to see how strong you were, Pan."
Pan x Trunks. That's just too obvious. =)
"You're tougher than I thought. I shouldn't
have been so careless." It would seem he
got quite the workout.
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