Trunks, you're lucky you have a huge legion of fans!
I tried asking my fans if they were obsessed with
me, and this bump was the answer I got!"
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You know you watch too much Trunks when...
- you create a website called the "Temple 'O Trunks"
- you call your boyfriend "Trunks"
- you say you boyfriend IS Trunks
- you say that you ARE Trunks
- you tint your hair in purple
- you walk in the streets with a sword
- you claim you came from the future to destroy some
- you can't draw anything else but Trunks
- you fall in love with a guy just because he looks
- you blush every time you see a pic of Trunks
- you fall on the floor, dead like, every time you
hear Trunks' voice
(From me, Meri!)
- you watch again and again and again a movie of Trunks
until you know every word, and recite all the dialogue
out loud, thinking you are alone, and someone hears
you and watches you with eyes like plates; at that moment,
you feel sweat drops, and you pretend you are making
repetition for a role at theater...
- you force yourself to continue to train (e.g. sport)
even if you feel bad, 'cause *he* would have never give
- you are in a sauna, you want to leave 'cause it's
too hot for you, but you remember that Trunks stayed
a whole year in the Room of Spirit and Time, where the
temperature was alike... Then you decide to stay a little
- you can't stop staring at someone when he looks slightly
- you accidentally call that person Trunks
- you try to imagine how it would be if you met him
in real life
- you dream about meeting Trunks
- you write a fanfic about him
- you build a page exclusively about him (Gee, who
does that sound like?)
- your hobby is collecting pictures about him
- you begin explaining to your little brother or sister
all about Future Trunks and his time machine.
When he or she looks blankly at you, you explain it
again about three times, sweetly and with patience (not
characteristic of you) until he or she understands
- kids in school begin calling you "Trunks' Girl"
- you kiss the poster of Trunks-kun before going to
bed every night
- you kept drawing pictures of him until the poor pen
ran out of ink in a day
(From Siew Lee)
- you just know that you are the reincarnated Trunks,
and you know your mom is Bulma, etc., and you wonder
if your dad will ever self-destruct himself
- you call your pet Trunks
- you have a jacket just like Trunks'
- you wonder whether Trunks realizes that he's ultra
good looking, and suspect that he may not be so... modest
- you wonder whether there is a human boy as cute as
Trunks... and dismiss the thought after half a second
- you recite his lines alongside Trunks in the show
- you recite them to your brother/sister even though
they swear to kill you if you do
- you set Trunks as your perfect example
- your parents say you're obsessed
- you like GT just because Trunks is in it, albeit
a not as cool one...
- you draw Trunks fan art
- you try to imagine the perfect girl for Trunks, and
nothing but you appears in your mind
- you wear trunks even in cold weather (a pun about
- you think that snow and other cold/freezing weather
is something that doesn't hurt you (this one about Freeza
and King Cold. Duh!)
- you start a war with biotechnology in fear that they
might make "cells"...
- under stress or out of energy, you just think about
Trunks and find the will power to go on
(From Paul Borte)
-your two and a half year old son keeps saying (sobs
included): "Gohan san . . . Gohan san . . . GOHAN
SAN!. . . GOHAN SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
-you see things that are purple, you think of Trunks
-you start calling you father "otosan" because
Trunks says it
- you carry around a big sword strapped to your back
just for looks
- you spend a day in your closet and think a year has
- you do the Fusion dance
- you fill out an information form and under 'parents
names' you fill in "Vegeta and Bulma"
- you twitch involuntarily whenever you hear the name
- it's the screen name you use for EVERYTHING
- you got a Trunks desktop theme with matching Trunks
- you got the Trunks Coke can
- you defend Trunks' name against all evil, even that
of when people say "HAHAHAH Trunks is a weak bastard
muahahah" and "HAha Trunks looks like a girl"
- you build shrines to Trunks on any virtual game you
can think of
- you dress as him on Halloween
- you got book covers and binder pictures of Trunks
- you try to draw Trunks' hair, but when you fail miserably,
you rip out your hair screaming "NOOooOOooOO, I
- you play movies with Trunks in it over and over and
over...... till your parents scream AAAHHH!
- you start thinking Trunks can whoop on Akira and
all the other anime. BUajhaahahhhaha
- you pretend that the ginsu knife strapped on your
back is your sword.
- you watch Titanic, you imagine yourself as Rose and
Trunks as Jack. *urk* :p
- you forget it's Halloween, and all sorts of people
comment on the scary big sword you have strapped on
- you start reading books about the future.
- during a movie, you comment "Future Trunks can
kick that bad guy's @$$ anytime."
- you start hating Terminator movies as it has cyborgs
- you ask your mum about time machines
- 12 people that commented bad things about Future
Trunks has vanished in your basement.
- you almost die trying to fly over a cliff.
- every night, you look out of your window to see if
any star formations look like Future Trunks.
- you start watching "Back to the Future"
everyday, hoping to catch a glimpse of Future Trunks
- you ask your mum if she was interested in becoming
a scientist to find a cure for a heart disease.
- you dump your boyfriend as he made a small but bad
remark about Future Trunks.
- every time you see an egg, it reminds you of the
- your first thought as you pick up your check is "Now
I can buy more parts for my time machine!"
- short-sighted people mistake you for a girl when
they see you with your shoulder length hair.
- you spend your time reading Trunks jokes instead
of doing your homework.
- people don't come within 100 meters near you because
of your big, sharp sword.
- you stamp on every green, black-spotted bug that
comes in sight, believing that if you don't kill them,
they may grow up to man size and kill you with a ki
blast in your chest.
- you actually forge a sword of your own.
( From Tianyu)
- you find yourself near tears whenever something even
_remotely_ bad happens to Trunks (and this is while
only reading episode summaries)
- while reading one of those above mentioned summaries
you find yourself whispering "Come on Trunks, fight
it...." when you get to that part in GT when he
gets possessed by Baby.
- your friends ask you: "Are you trying to draw
that guy with the mushroom cut again?"
- you finally give up on trying to draw him because
you know that you just can't do him justice.
- however, the margins of the notes you were _supposed_
to be taking in class are decorated with all your failed
attempts at _trying_ to do him justice.
- you have over 200 DragonBall image files... and around
95% of them have Trunks in them in one way or another.
- you like GT because of one simple fact: Trunks in
that snazzy lookin' outfit :P
- you play DragonBall Final Bout (english version)
and find yourself reciting all of the cheesy dialogue
along with him simply because... he is Trunks. ("This
is gonna be a problem..." ^_^)
- let's face it, when you actually play that game,
Trunks is the only character you can really kick butt
with. (and you are mocked for it... "How can you
loose as Goku!?" I just can okay!?
-You fall in love with Trunks and people think you're
crazy falling in love with a cartoon character!
- you dream of Trunks (I did! In full color! consecutively
for three days!)
- you love the color purple and paint your room purple
and all your things are colored purple...
- when you "get jiggy wit it" with your blow
up doll that has purple hair and is named Trunks
- when you die your french poodle's hair purple and
give it a spiffy haircut, like Trunks
(From Melinda who is the spiffy goddess of da world!!)
- you are about to jealously kill your friend after
she/he says "I had Trunks on me last night"
when you suddenly realize he/she meant the clothing
- you refuse to watch Dragonball GT not because it
is inferior to previous Dragonball but because you're
afraid that the writer's may give Trunks a girlfriend.
- you start to talk on and on about Trunks and the
things you talk about are really insignificant but to
you they are significant cuz it's Trunks after all and
you don't find it strange that you are constantly talking
about him and people start to tell you to shut up and
you say "no you shut up" and you keep
talking about Trunks and how great he is and at one
point you think you should stop talking about Trunks
but then you realize there really is nothing more to
talk about so the subject
remains on Trunks and anything else that has to do with
Trunks like the way he wears his hair which reminds
you of the way the warm sunrise parts the cold dark
night and fills the Earth with..... (ugh)
-you think that you are SSJ2Trunks , and you die your
hair yellow/orange, you walk on the street and say that
you want your revenge on Perfect Cell !
(From Leiv Tore Haugen)
-you made some weird contraption that doesn't shoot
out a could of smoke (like the one trunks used in DBGT
when he was flying and wanted to change his clothes)
but you pretend it does, and you even got a pair of
glasses like his to throw away.
-you actually go through the trouble of MAKING that
-every time you sleep at night, you dream of the DBZ
opening song, then an episode about you and Trunks and
the DBZ ending theme...in Japanese with English subtitles!!!
-you try shooting a ki blast during math class
-you imagine Trunks teaching you how to fight
-you know everything about him and his life even though
you can barely put names to all the other DB characters
-you blush when your little cousin looks at your picture
files in the computer and he say "Oh! There's Trunks!
Do you like him?"
-you blush all the time: every time Trunks shows up
in a episode (even Chibi), and you get very nervous,
especially when someone is watching it with you.
-you always talk about Trunks with your friends, even
though Dragonball is thought of as a kiddie, childish,
tv show and your friends don't give a damn if Cell had
just killed Trunks.
-you go on vacation and bring a bunch of pictures of
him with you.
-you search endlessly for hentai of Trunks, and when
you finally get one, you howl like a dog when it's finally
-you rent GT Final Bout and use every form of Trunks
-you have several Trunks desktop themes
-you wear a necklace with a lock on it and the keys
are around the neck of your Trunks figure
-you are up at 3 A.M drawing a "masterpiece"
of you and Trunks kissing
-you keep a flag pole in your room to choreograph your
own Dragonball series with just you and Trunks in it
and it will be called Dragonball T. The "T"
is for Trunks! (I've thought of doing this before...)
-you dress up as Trunks for Halloween, and when people
ask what your supposed to be and laugh at your answer,
you take out your sword and run after them making them
-you "attempt" to ki-blast in the middle
of your school hallway and are sent to a counselor because
the other students think your insane. (this almost happened
-you keep drawing pictures of you and Trunks repeatedly
until all your paper in your *new* 200 page sketch
pad is gone.
-your little sister or brother knows half the people
-you see Trunks in a pizza
-Vegeta and Bulma become two of your favorite characters
for the obvious
-you are taken to the principal's office for bringing
your 24" blade to school, all the while screaming,
"Get your filthy hands off me! I'll kill
you all with a ki blast!! I AM TRUNKS!!!!!!!!!"
-you say "Nor Shenlon would build a better toy"
referring to ANY Future Trunks doll.
-your classmates begin to ask you all about DBZ, GT,
the movies and Trunks, of course!
-your notebooks start to be covered all of Trunks'
-you start analyzing the oriental future concept. Something
like: The japanese people think future converge and
diverge, so in all DBZ and GT timelines Trunks is the
most handsome guy???
- you collect chips and beans that are in the shape
of Trunks' head
- you've actually gone to the hair stylist's with a
picture of Trunks and tell them to cut your hair like
- you change your favorite color to purple
- your brother tries to change the channel while your
watching trunks in action, you pull out your sword (
something that looks like a sword at least) and threaten
to chop him into little pieces then blow him up with
a ki blast (like Frezza)
(From Pan (another one))
- almost every shirt you own has the Capsule corp logo
- your best friend only refers to you as Mrs. T. Runks
^_^* (yes its very annoying!!)
- you make a Capsule Corp logo for your jeans jacket..
- you put a Trunks' poster on your bedroom's celling,
so you can look at him when you wake up.
.- you have a picture of Trunks, Vegeta, Bulma and
Bra on your wallet, and you tell everybody "look,
this is my family".
- you have a picture of Trunks on your wallet and you
tell everybody "look, this is my husband".
- you look at old Trunks (GT's last chapter) and you
say "Noooo,it can't be!!!!!"
- you look at the Bulma-looking girl on GT's last chapter,
and you say "My daughter!"
-You know you're watching too much trunks when you
saw the movie blade, and imagined Trunks as the hero
-you dedicate your e-mail address, screen savers and
desktops after Trunks at home and work and most of all
you conversations are about Trunks to your co-worker
and they all think you are sick because you are a 30
year old mother of four. Of course, the Trunks
you want to see is
the 28 year old Trunks, but any will do.
(From Tiiana Torunks-da)
-You write love letters to Trunks.
-You hope that Trunks will one day move into this dimention
so you can send those 1,000 love notes somewhere.
-you try to get your friends in Pennsylvania
(or where ever they are) obsessed with him to so that
the whole world will one day know the love you feel
-you have a clock specially made with trunks pics every
hour and minute so that you always know what time it
is. (hee hee =)
- you wear blue conacts lenses because Trunks has blues
eyes and you want to have his eye color.
- As a guy, you carry cards of Trunks in your
wallet, sketch from them in your spare time, see Superman
fight villians from Planet Apokolips and think how future
Trunks looks so cool whoopin Darkseid's butt, and read
all of the stories on Mirai's webpage. You're also happyTrunks
found someone to love.
-You break into a groove in the middle of school..hang
on, that's "You're Too Much Into :Funks:".
--You draw a picture of Trunks mooning someone on your
notebook, and occasionally hold it up to people and
say 'I moon you!!'
-You like Leonardo DiCaprio because he looks like Mirai
(From Godess Bere)
- If your friends start thinking that you're into men's
- You go to Japan in desperate search of the Capsule
- You put a firecracker inside a pill bottle, light
it, and hope a house will appear when you toss it into
a (hopefully) cleared area
- You show people a picture of Trunks and dreamily
say, "My boyfriend."
- You come up with 101 ways to catch ... ahem ... 'convince'
Trunks to stay with you
- Your locker is wallpapered by over fifty sketchings
of Trunks from various comics
- when you spend 3 hours a day training and 1
hour a day aplling hair gel so that you look like
-you find new Trunks pics on the net, then you start
hyperventilating, and once you've recovered, you print
them out (in color!), bring them to school, and show
them off to your friends and drool like mad even though
they don't really give a crap
- you're willing to listen to him in any language,
only cuz you just like admiring his great bod
- your e-mail address is named after him
- you whip out the Trunks, DB, and Sailor Moon action
figures and start making a Trunks movie (heheheh)
- you think the "Back to the Future" movies
are all about Trunks. You get disapointed when you find
out they're not
- you actually LIKE the english version of Final Bout,
only cuz Trunks is in it (despite the non-fitting voice)
- you jump down a flight of stairs yelling "Burning
Attack!" while making fancy martial arts moves
- you're reading this list
- you get more than half the jokes on this list
- you can rattle off 10+ reasons why Trunks is the
kewlist DBZ character
- you've bookmarked this page
- you own several Trunks paraphernalia e.g.. posters,
T-shirts, lunch boxes, toys, dolls, animation cells,
sticker, gif files and other graphic files, sound files,
drawing, paintings, sculptures, hats, tattoos, underwear,
socks, jackets, bed sheets, curtains, etc.
- your friends think you're always talking about swimming
- you only keep buying DB tapes in hopes of seeing
Trunks, even if it's only Chibi (Hey, Trunks is Trunks,
so what difference does it make?!)
- You room kinda has a Trunks theme going on
- someone starts ranking on Trunks, you go an beat
them up in hopes of changing their minds
- Trunks got killed by Cell, you cried for a day
- you saw how Trunks looked in GT, you cried for a
- you see Trunks in drag in GT, you think for a second
that maybe cross dressing isn't all that bad if he can
go through with it
- a person pisses you off, you moon them just like
- you blush insanely when ever you talk about him and
then your friends tell you "He's only a cartoon"
- you get so obsessed with him that in gym class, you
start naming the tennis balls "Trunks", "Chibi
Trunks", "Trunks A", "Trunks B",
"Billy Bo Bob Trunks" and other stupid names
(Yes, I actually did this!)
- you put a purple pillow case on your pillow and start
kissing it for "practice" (My sister made
up that one, but she hates Trunks! She's just not enlightened,
(From me and my anonymous buddy!)
- you start trying to shot a ki blast at someone.
Lets say for instance, your teacher.
- you dress as Trunks to emulate his movies and
get back handed by a girl with long black hair.
(From Dark Pheonix)
-There is NO such thing as watching too much Trunks!
(From Sailor M)
- you begin to believe in Love at First site.
- You cannot help doing the moves for Trunks' <<Burning
Attack>> even in the most untimely situations"
- You spend hours in front of your drawing program
trying to figure out the way to make a Trunks'
pic look more like you...
(From Fer V)
- you actually buy Dragonball GT: Final Bout, quickly
play as Trunks.....then hear his voice and say...PRETTY
CHEESY FOR THE DOWNRIGHT COOLEST D.B CHARACTER EVER!
- you participate in a sporting event (lift weights,
track, etc...) you keep thinking "Okay.... Just
think of the training Trunks had to go through...."
- your friends think you're odd for thinking a cartoon
character is hot( only if he were REAL, then they'd
(from Sailor DBZ)
- You find yourself bribing your friends to make your
own DBZ live action movie. (Then they specifically
request NOT to be in the credits)
- you know the lyrics to Trunks theme, (Hikari no Will
Power), all by heart, and you don't know a word of Japanese.
- you once tried so hard to become super-saiyan that
you got so much blood in your head that you actually
hallucinated and started to see what you thought was
- you worked overtime to get some extra money to buy
the DBZ Hits Collection #14 because it has Trunks on
- Whenever someone says anything about Trunks, you
giggle and blush uncontrollably.
- You find Trunks to be very attractive even when he's
a crossdresser, in Dragonball GT, or when he is bleeding
from the mouth.
- Every article in your newspaper assignment for English
class becomes related to Trunks in some way
- You create a sexy, business man character named "Trunks
Briefs-Vegeta, Attourney At Law".
- You dedicate a song over the radio to Trunks
- You actually did all of the things on this list,
just to prove you were "as obsessed as the rest".
- The back of your spelling book has become a Trunks
shrine, named "The Many Faces Of Trunks"
- Your friends point out that Trunks has two strands
of hair hanging down in front of his face, and make
comments like "Man, that looks gay", and you
start to cry.
- Whenever you try to draw ANYTHING, it turns out looking
-All of the above things are true.
-Every night before you go to bed and every morning
when you wake up, you stare at your life-sized Trunks
poster for a full ten minutes and bask in his saiyan
-You think bowl cuts are cool.
-You take your boyfriend and a picture of Trunks to
-You've made about 50 Capsule Corp patches and stuck
them on everything you own...even your boyfriend.
-Your nose bled earlier, while you were looking at
the Trunks gallery.
-You've ever told your mom "Can't talk, watching
(From Duo Maxwell)
-when every guy you see with long hair, you want to
run your fingers through it. (and pretend the guy is
-you call "Trunks" other names like "Trunkie"
and "Trunkie-pooh" or even "Trunkie-Hunkie"
- you pass all the time thinking in names for your
sons and daughters: Trunks Jr. Trunkcie, Trunksella,
(From Minako Z)
- whenever you hear or read the word "trunks"
anywhere, even though the reference may not be directly
to Trunks, you feel all warm and fuzzy inside and giggle
like a schoolgirl
- whenever you hear the wedding march you close your
eyes and imagine yourself and Trunks walking down the
- every other word you say is Trunks. For instance
"man trunks school trunks is trunks stupid."
(From ANT SHINF)
- you're looking into your grammar book, you accidently
read future tense as Future Trunks.
- you start screaming trunks' name is a sleep in the
middle of math class...then wake up and scream "TRUNKS!"
to your teacher...relizing you already earned a detention...
- you force Ford to make a car for you that has Trunks
stickers all over it. Of course the color of the interior
and exterior is purple!
(From ANT SHINF)
- You wear a t-shirt with him on the back to bed, and
tell everyone you slept with him last night...
- you see the name DRAGON BALL GT you think the GT
stands for GREAT TRUNKS!!!!
(From Delilah Salazar)
-you finally draw your perfect picture of Trunks and
then somebody threatens to mess it up you beat the crap
outta them. (I took my niece into a headlock cuz she
dropped food on my perfect pic)
-You accidentally call you're little sister "Bra."
-Your room is a Trunks Shrine.
-Your mom knows most of the DBZ characters.
-Not only can you recite all of Trunks' lines, but
you can act out his part in all the movies and episodes.
-You actually like his voice in Final Bout.
-When ever you hear a love song on the radio you imagine
you and Trunks.
-When you're little brother asks what happened to all
the chalk, and you point to the 20-ft portrait of Trunks
on the driveway.
-You stay up all night thinking of things to put on
(From Frances Nash(Kakarot_22))
-Whenever someone comes into a chat with the name "Cell",
"#17" or "#18" you immediately go
into a rage and pummel them and send them a virus to
-You and a fellow Trunks fan get into a brawl over
who "gets Trunks" ina In Character Role Play
- You train out side with a sword,and who ever passes
by you call them Tapion.
-You call your "friends" japanese cuss words
when they insult Trunks.
-You tell your friends you really are a saiyan,and
they start to believe you!
-You start to think your a saiyan yourself
-You accidentally say "Sorry Trunks" when
you bump into a guy that looks like Trunks and has puple
hair, then kick his ass- feeling so cool because you
begin to think you beat up Trunks
-You ask your mom if shell get some blonde hair coloring
and gel so she can fix your hair like super saiyan 2
(From Trace-super saiyan)
- you start calling your best friend Goten.
- While eating your spaghettios you notice a peice
that looks like the Capsule Corp. "C"
-If you know you can't have Trunks in the cartoon,
you start imagining your favorite Anime Girl character
and try to let them have the oppertunity to be together
(not like some of you would do that)
-You read the story "Boy Meets Girls" over
and over again (and of course drool over it) because
it's about the love of Sailor Jupiter (your favorite
Sailor Senshi) and Trunks, because Trunks is in it and
he is always acting shy and cute, which only makes you
want him more =)
-you tape the beginning song of DBZ (english) and watch
it over and over just cuz it has Trunks in it
-your mom tells you that last night you were chanting
in your sleep "Trunks . . trunks. . trunks. ."
(From Chiba Nida)
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