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You know you watch too much Trunks when...
-You spend 280 dollars on Trunks (the
underwear) then spend 50 dollars on purple dye and wear
nothing but the purple dyed Trunks!
-You've read through 2 pages of Too much Trunks, and
-You constantly watch reruns of old Dragon Ball episodes
trying to catch a glimpse of Trunks.
-You find a pedestrian with purple hair in sim city
3000 while zooming in and immediantly shriek then name
the city "Trunkstown".
-Your actually reading this right now, and your smaller
sibling comes up and asks "what are you typing??"
you then almost immediatly turn off your comput-
-You've never heard of the underwear Trunks, and the
Trunks as in chests .
-You submit entries to this very site...
-Your first word was "Trunks"
-You become a Bioengineer and create a living breathing
Trunks that can fly shoot fireballs and then send a
entrie about it in Temple 'o' Trunks and then... wait
OH MY GOD (screams and shrieks as you remember that
you made you Trunks clone without a heart)
(From Idol Fusion)
-You name your pet sheep Trunks
-You spend the better part of Chemistry Lab messing
around with acid-base indicators in an attempt to create
the "perfect" shade of purple
(From Katty 18 )
-You have to swear on the sword of Trunks to keep a
-You dream you spar with Trunks practically every night.
-You make your friends dress like the characters from
DBZ and you play Trunks.
-Someone disses Trunks and you knock em out cold.
-You cant go 2 feet in your room without stepping on
a Trunks something.
-You get constant letters from Cartoon Network telling
you to stop sending the Trunks drawings.
-You constantly turn in papers saying, "Cant
do homework, watching Trunks"
-You print out every picture, fanart, and fanfic you
feel worthy of the name Trunks.
-You have 4-5 binders of everything you have printed
- You ask your boyfriend to cut and tint his hair just
likes Trunks' and make him dress like Trunks cuz he
is so much better than GT Trunks.
-you keep having this re-occuring, intense dream of
you and Trunks.
-your little sister catches you trying to make out with
a blow up Trunks doll.
(From Dragongirl )
-you put on a job application sheet: former job - saving
the world from evil
-One day you see a boy that looks exactly like Trunks
you go up to him and say "are you really my hero
(From Tabatha F.)
- You're walking in Walmart, and you notice
all the items are purple.
- You sit in math class, ignoring the
teacher, drawing a big picture of you and Trunks kissing
under the moon.
- You ran out of a pack of 500 looseleaf
paper just drawing Trunks.
- You want to make your own anime with
just you and Trunks.
- Your wall is covered with so many Trunks
posters, people think its your wallpaper.
- You took that idea to heart, and made
wallpaper from your posters.
- Everything you own is purple, even your
- You get rid of your fridge, because
of the 'freezer'.
- You decide to make a webpage for DBZ
fanfics, but it turned out only for Trunks fanfics.
- Your mom says you have a 'one track
mind'; you always think of Trunks.
- You see that picture on the Blue Wind
of Hope site, and you get angry (Note: This DID NOT
happen to me, I swear!).
- You thought you saw a lavender-haired
guy wearing a short jacket, black tanktop, and black
baggy pants walk down that hall in the Psychiatric Ward.
- You want to kick the crap out of that
girl that said 'Trunks is gay'.
-you look like #18 and automatically think
Trunks has a relationship with you
-you have an intense dream with #18 and
Trunks and your #18
-you like this guy for two years who looks
like Trunks and finally when you talk to him your first
words to him is Hey Trunks!"
-You spend several hours a day at a site
devoted entirely to him. (I think this applies to just
about everyone reading the list)
-You dump your girlfriend because she
something bad about Trunks
-You brag about how much better Trunks looks in Spandex
-You wear two strands of hair down in your eyes and
gel them to keep them there
-You run aroung screaming "TRUNKUSU! TRUNKUSU!
TRUNKUSU!" while your friend pretends not to know
-You run around screaming "TRUNKUSU! TRUNKUSU!
TRUNKUSU!" and your friend joins in, but you make
her cheer for Goten instead
-You cry every time you watch the Trunks Special because
you are forced to see Trunks in pain
-Your Dragonball-hating friends all agree Trunks is
-Your Dragonball-hating friends know who Trunks is
because you talk about him so much
-Your Dragonball-hating friends begin to like Dragonball
because of the "cute guy with the purple hair"
-You will not speak Trunks name aloud, you call him
the "Purple- Haired Wonder."
-You make a looping WAV file out of FUNimation's Trunks
-You make a personal "Trunks Soundtrack,"
with his themes and background music, and take it everywhere
-You say "Trunkusu" to yourself while walking
down the street
-You say "Trunkusu" to passers-by while walking
down the street
-Vegeta becomes your second-favorite character just
because he is Trunks' father
-Vegeta becomes your sixth favorite character-your
first five are Mirai Trunks, GT Trunks, Chibi Trunks,
Baby Trunks, and Young Mirai Trunks
-You take your Trunks action figure everywhere you
go to show it off
- You think the Superfight of the Year would be Trunks
vs. Himura Kenshin in a swordfight.
- You ask the teacher of medieval things at college
if Trunk's Taipon sword is more powerful than Gohan's
- You are called "Fan Girl" because your gelled-up
blonde hair has destroyed several ceiling fans.
- You stay up real late to catch the opening of Dragonball
Z for the 5 seconds that it shows Trunks.
- You refuse to watch the segment on Cinderlla that
goes "Bippity-Boppity-Boo!" (Bibidi-Babidi-Buu)
- The anime shops know you on a first name basis.
- You've had more than one e-mail account terminated
for sending harrassing e-mails to Funimation demanding
that they dub the Trunks movie.
- You become enraged whenever you see the letter "M"
wrote in cursive.
- You go to the Emergency Room every week because you
tried to fly again.
- You refuse to leave the house on a full moon, then
you remember that you don't have a tail.
- You get kicked off the baseball team because when
you threw the ball you screamed "KAME-HAME-HA!!!"
- You believe that no form is cooler sounding than Ultra
Super Saiya-Jin, even though its weaker than SSJ 2,
just because Trunks can achieve it.
- You demand that Funimation add Scouters to later DBZ,
so that you can know what Trunks's powerlevel is.
- At prom, you start the newest craze- The Fusion Dance!
- When your teacher assigns homework, you threaten him
with the Burning Attack, at which time you pull out
a lighter and start screaming like a maniac.
- Whenever you use a font color, it is always purple
(hmmm.....what does that sound like? ^-^)
- Your diary pen is purple
- You replace your fave color for purple or lavender
- You go around the house, take your little brother's
plastic sword, stick it up to whoever messes with you
and say "Prepare to die Freezer!"
- You actually stuck that sword to the school bully,
and got quite a beating......
-You open your locker and all these Trunks pictures
come falling out.
-Your best friend gets you a Trunks action figure for
-Your room walls are covered with lifesized paintings
-You call your Teacher ( who looks a lot like Trunks)
-You have loads of books filled with Trunks pics you
got off the internet
-You collected all the comics that even have the smallest
picture of Trunks
-In any chat you went to you made a Trunks Handle
-You have pictures on your ceiling so when you wake
up the first thing you see is Trunks.
(From BarDorKatKazMich Klimek)
-You dye your hair like a Super Sayian's and proclaim
to be Trunks,while carrying around a broad sword and
giving your neighbors the evil eye....
-(To the ladies) You and your friend are having a sleep
over and when your friend is in the bed next to you,
you get mad and you put a Trunks figure or doll or whatever
and you say, "ME AND Trunks ARE SHARING THE BED
TONIGHT!!! GET OFF THERE WILL BE NO 3 SOME!!!"
-When you are in a fight and some one want's to jump
you or someone you know you tell them what exactly they
said to get their attention and you're all laughing
in their face
-When you are wasted during the fight, you say that
you came from the future and they will not be known
in 20 years because you came
-In the video games, all you play is just Trunks
-You know all of his moves and combos
-You sing Hikari no Will Power
-You can play Hikari no Will Power on the piano
-your only wish in life is to bear Trunks' children!!
(From Tursis sw10)
-in math class, you refuse to answer the question "10
+ 7" saying it is against your beleifs.
(From Panti, Trunks' little sister that no one really
- You clench your fists really tight and
scream really loud in the hopes that you turn Super
- Your scared your dad is gonna explode someday.
- You want nothing more than to see your best friend's
dad go Super Saiya-Jin 3.
- You jump 10 feet every time someone yells, "BOO!"
(Play on Buu)
- You refuse to listen to anything about cells.
- When you fight the school bully, you tell him that
you have a high powerlevel and he has no chance.
- While in the principal's office, you warn him of your
- You attempt to run so fast that you leave an after-image.
- You go crazy when you are forced to eat brocoli, and
dump lots of water on it. (Brocoli-Brolly)
- You become tense around fat people because you fear
of being turned into a caramel.
- You drive your truck so fast that you attempt to go
back in time.
- You stick a fork in an electrical socket to prove
to your friends that your hair does stand up and that
you are surrounded by a golden "glow".
- You buy an all new wardrobe in preperation of getting
your new golden hair and blue-green eyes.
- You don't worry about getting your hair cut short,
it'll come back as soon as you hit Super Saiya-Jin 2.
- You don't want to push your training because if you
hit Super Saiya-Jin 4, you get red body hair. Not good.
- You are compelled to listen to the Rolling Stones
song, "Time Is On My Side".
- You try to explain to your friends that you are Miari
Trunks, and your baby brother is Chibi Trunks...or am
I Miari? Or am I Chibi?! Damn it, what time am I in?!
-You hope that Funimation will get to
where Trunks shows up, but at the same time you dread
it and hope they don't because you KNOW they'll ruin
his awesome voice and kickass lines.
-When you get your first car, it's purple and you immediately
raid the local anime store for Trunks stuff to decorate
it with (decals, dashboard thingies, etc)
-Your holiday gift list consists of one word- Trunks
-You are willing to do anything to get something related
-You see the auction for stuff at the ToT and immediately
send in bids.
-You get over $600 in birthday money and you think about
all the Trunks stuff you can get now.
-Your sibs/friends take you to see the Pokemon movie,
and all you can think about is how easily Trunks could
kick Mewtwo's butt.
-When Freeza kills Vegita, you momentarily panic because
how can Trunks exsist if his dad is killed before he's
born?! Then you remember that he gets wished back and
-When you first find out who Trunks's parents are, you
freak out because how could a pair of people with such
huge egos and bad attitudes and stuff produce such a
-Lately your favorite casual outift consists of loose
black sweatpants and matching black tank top. And sometimes
-You start hosting an annual convention of Trunks fans
even though you have to sell your car, house, etc to
pay for it.
-When forced to choose between paying your electric
bill and buying a ton of fansubbed DBZ (with Trunks
in it, of course!), you opt to go without electricity
for a month.
-People have learned not to diss Trunks when you're
in the area because undoubtably, those people end up
in critical condition.
-You find a webpage about ki training and stuff IN REAL
LIFE and immediately start. (I have! I've yet to manage
a visible ki ball, but I've done a number of invisible
-During said training, the first real technique you
develop for yourself you call the "Burning Attack"
-Most people have quotes or names of bands or something
written in white-out on their backpacks- you, however,
have Trunks written in kanji all over yours.
-As you continue to quest for pics of Trunks, you get
increasingly frustrated by the lack of shirtless pics
of him that aren't fanart. Pics where his shirt has
been blasted to shreds don't count.
-You have dreams where he's there and holds you and
it's all really sweet and kawaii (but not hentai, you
perverts!)and you treasure each one that you remember.
-You write hentai self-insert fics with him in them
-You get your friend hooked on some other DBZ male just
to keep her away from YOUR Trunks.
-Your room looks like an armored vault because you want
the most security possible for your Trunks stuff.
-You get a fireproof safe to put all of your Trunks
stuff in (actually, your backup emergency copies of
all your Trunks stuff)
-You pay a LOT of money to some goldsmith or something
to get a gold-plated statue of Trunks
-You wish there was an "Ask the DBZ Cast"
page like there's that "Ask the Suzaku Seishi"
one so you could talk to Trunks
-You play Chrono Trigger and can't figure out who to
compare Crono to-Gokou (for the hair) or Trunks (for
the kickass sword stuff)
-When you take your Trunks action and
keep him in your locker and tell your friends if they
piss you off you'll tell Trunks to come out and he'll
beat the crap out of you.
-You are getting blasted by Frieza or
someone and all of a sudden, Trunks appears out of nowhere
and sweeps you away. He starts to kiss you and...you
wake up and say,"Aw,just when it was gettin good..."
- You have an imaginary boyfriend named Trunks
- You admit that you've been in jail in the past for
shoplifting Trunks stuff.
- You carry your poster of Trunks to school and show
your friends how fine he is.
- You have over 40 different Trunks supplies.
- You make a special day each year called "Trunks
- You sit in math class, not giving a care about what
your teacher is saying, drawing a masterpiece of Trunks.
- You threaten to blast your friend to Pluto for spilling
white-out on your "masterpiece" of Trunks.
- Your stand up in math class and shout "Trunks
MY LOVE!!!" while in the middle of a test. Everyone
looks at you, and you are suspended because that is
the 4th time this week you've "disrupted class".
- Your English teacher asks for examples for the word
"obsession". You stand up and shout "Trunks!".
You now have detention.
(From Trunks Girl a.k.a. Krys)
- your math teacher yells at you while
you're doing a problem wrong on the chalkboard, you
turn to them and yell BURNING ATTACK!!!, and after the
teacher backs away, he/she hands you a referral to the
guidance counselor and ushers out of the classroom
-Way back when you first got the internet and you were
a hopeless newbie, the first time you saw a Trunks picture
your mouth fell open and you stared for five minutes
until the keyboard began to short circut from all the
(From Judy Ahrens)
- you speak out against fansubs as illegal and hurtful
to the dub effort but buy the Trunks Special
- ...a friend asks if you're homosexual (male), and
you open your mouth to say "no", but an unbidden
picture of Trunks in full kit (sword, jacket, hair,
"Hope!" and all) crosses your mind, and you
forget to say
- you see the item comparing a sword to a lightsaber
and you are offended because star wars is such an insult
to fencing and you think "Trunks would not be pleased"
(From lil lady phoenix)
-You have dreams...only of Trunks of course!
-You get mad at Nick Carter for copying Trunks' hairstyle.
-You sigh whenever you see a cute picture of Trunks,
wishing he was for real.
-...you convince yourself, HE IS REAL!
-You brag about him.
- You get excited when one of your male
Trunks-looking friends says "You know what I'm
saying?" but YOU hear "You know what? I'm
- You change all of your passwords to something Trunks
- You and some of your fellow Trunks-Loving friends
all take on Saiyan names and the last name "Briefs"
- You are in love with him, even though you can only
find him on the internet.
- You send everything Trunks related from the internet
to your friends, even though they already have it.
- You threaten to kill anyone who even THINKS that Trunks
looks like Leonardo DiCaprio.
- You sit at your computer for 3 hours looking at Trunks
with your best buds, even though only one of them actually
knows who he is (I've tried to explain, but they are
- Your stomach turns in Biology every time the word
"cell" comes up.
- You sit in your backyard at night, look up at the
stars, and connect them to make Trunks.
- When you read or hear about any god of beauty and/or
love, you picture Trunks and become side-tracked.
(From Medusa Locks)
-The only reasons you like Vegeta and Bulma is because
-Your lil' bro brags that his sister's girlfriend is
-You get frustrated that Trunks is not real, so you
slowly convince yourself he is...
-Someone asks who you like, and your friends beside
you imediately say "Trunks."
-You become famous and you give all your gratitude
-All your friends, class mates have surfer/skater stickers,
celeberties, etc. on your binders, but yours is only
-Even your TEACHER knows half about DBZ.
-Your fave word, simply "Trunks".
-You meet someone knew and they immediately think you're
some kind of hentai because you always mention "Trunks."
-You get sent to the principles office for constantly
spacing out in class...and you're thinking about the
-You get real pissed when you find out Trunks is too
old for you in Dragonball GT.
-You and your best friend don't talk to each other
just because both of you like ...(sigh)...Trunks...
- your brothers asleep you dye his hair purple just
to see what it looks like in the morning.
- you have every single Trunks action figure made in
the intire UNIVERSE!!!!!
-you taped over the part in the cell saga where Trunks
gets killed an when you realize he still won't be there
you run in your room and cry till the next day.
-You have a DBZ fanfic character, and
end up creating a mirai version just so you can write
a fic in future that mirai Trunks comes from with your
character and him meeting up and stuff.
- Your bedroom walls (and ceiling) play host to well
over 500 pictures of him printed off the Net, cut out,
and then pasted onto the wall.
-You daily horoscope says something about travel to
distant places and you immediately assume that somehow
you are going to be zapped into the DBZ universe.
-You have tried (and succeeded!) to contact Trunks via
a Ouija board.
-You take fencing classing and learn all about how to
best use all sorts of weapons just so that when you
do meet Trunks, he'll be impressed with you skills.
-You admit to having hentai fantasies about him.
-You end up writing a self-insert fanfic (with your
character representing you) and the character and Trunks
end up falling madly in love.
-Instead of praying to God at night, you pray to Trunks.
-You have a jacket that closely resembles Trunks' kickass
Capcule Corp. one, and you make and sew on a Capsule
Corp. patch onto the sleeve, just to make it more accurate.
-You burst into tears when something even remotely bad
happens to Trunks in a fanfic. And you're the one writing
-You see the page for the "Drooling Tasuki Fan
Club", and decide to start something similiar,
only it's about Trunks, not Tasuki.
-You hear him sing and swoon because he has such a SEXY
-You sing "If ya love him and ya
know it, say his name! TR-RUNKS!......" in P.E.
class, and sometimes in Math.......
-You give your pets names that would somehow relate
(e.g. Trunks Usagi)
-Anybody who opens your school things (e.g. planner,
notebook, textbooks) would suddenly know you're in love
-Your whole family knows who Trunks is even though they
never watch Dragonball Z.
-The back of your school planner has Trunks' name in
a heart, something that says "Guys with purple
hair are fine!!", and a picture of Trunks that
you were trying to make a masterpiece of.
(From Trunks Girl (a.k.a. Krys))
-You have a little Super Saiyajin Future
Trunks in your book bag as a good luck charm.
-Your little Super Saiyajin Future Trunks stayed in
your backpack so long, that his arms eventually fell
off. However, you begin keeping him AND his arms in
your pocket, and you cried when someone took his arm
and dotted it with blue sharpie.
-People online begin referring to you as "Trunksette."
(From Shawn - "Trunksette")
-You paint your bedroom the same color exact purple
as Trunks hair. You then buy a bunch of posters with
Trunks on them, and if there are any other characters
on the poster you cut them out so only Trunks remains.
You then put up all of the Trunks posters on any of
the free space on your walls and then, after all the
wall space is covered, you start to hang the excess
posters of Trunks on the ceiling.
- your mom drops you off for Pokemon league and she
leaves you there till 5 (it starts at 3) and after finding
out that it's not gonna be back till Jan. 2000, you
walk to the mall and spend 5 dollars on a poster with
Chibi Trunks on it.
- You have a special alter erected in his honor for
worshipping him every time want to see his face.
- You fantasize about him.
- Almost all your male friends look like him.
- You try to genetically alter your self into a saiya-jinn
so that you will feel worthy of Trunks.
- You and your best friend get into a fight arguing
over who's cuter Trunks or Ranma (guy form)
- your friends ask if you have a boy freind, and immediatly
you scream out Trunks!!!
(From Mirai Trunks)
- You love this site because it is only about Trunks.
-you have 4 IDs totally devoted to hitting on Trunks
-when you read the summaries and found out he died you
walked around in a daze for a week, then began planning
how to write a fanfic to bring him back.
-you fight with your sister over who gets Trunks.
-you have a really long fanfic in process where the
whole thing is Trunks falling in love with you.
-you are already planning a sequel about your kids.
(From stacey ahrens)
- You swore you would wet yourself thoroughly
if Cartoon Network would show a single episode with
the purple haired wonder.
- You name every single one of your role playing
characters Mirai so that you look 'creative' but really
it's just because you know you can't be as bad ass as
Trunks so why not take the second half of his name?
- You spent an entire saturday dragging around
a protesting girlfriend at a mall on a 'Quest for Trunks'
leaving you sorely depressed because you couldn't find
a single toy or picture of Future Trunks, no SSJ
- You laugh hysterically at the common Trunks
site and their 'large' array of pics because you have
every single one that they do and at least three times
as many more of Trunks standing by himself.
- You actually had your mom get gel and blond
dye to look like SSJ2 Trunks for halloween
- You became ecstatic when you saw a box of DBZ
playing cards with a picture of Gotenks on the cover,
because that means it has pictures beyond what Toonami
has shown, but it ruined your whole week when you found
there were NO pictures of Future Trunks at all, not
one. The only way to see him was standing behind Goku
in a group pic!
- you try to dress up in his color scheme (if
you are a girl) or his actual outfit (if you are a tomeboy
or a boy) and realize that you can't pull it off better
- you laugh at all your girl-friends for having
a crush on a stupid cartoon character until one of them
shows you a picture of him in class and you begin to
drool on your math book.
- you buy bed sheets with his face on them so
you can tell your friends that you're sleeping together
- you beat up anyone who makes any comment against
the sacred one (Trunks).
- you start a cult totally based on Trunks
- you take a vow only to speak the name Trunks.
- you shorted out your keyboard by drooling
on it over a Trunks pic.
- you actually bought the Irwin made Trunks
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