for all of you out there you can't view the movie version
of the Bio. This is simply a script of what went
on in our narration. My lines are in blue and what
Alyssa's lines are in yellow.
<The Song "Blue Wind Of Hope" plays in the
Alyssa: "Hosted by the Temple O' Trunks! Batteries
not included, shameless self promotion required!"
Meri: "Produced by Meredith...."
Alyssa: "...and Alyssa...."
<both>: "...Cantoni! Yeah, go us!"
Alyssa: <in an New York accent> "First, there
was a little baby. And his mother was Bulma, and
his father was Vegeta, and they had a BAAAAAABY!!! And
everyone in the future died!.......Including Goku!"
Meri: "And so, that baby grew up (as most babies
do). Little Trunks in the future had a very important
job, you see."
Alyssa: "Yes, he had to train with Gohan to become...the
people who would save the world!"
Meri: "They had to save the world because Androids
#17 and #18 went off and killed all the GOOD fighters
like Goku, Vegeta...." [Miko's Note:
My bad, the androids didn't kill Goku, he died of a
heart attack in the future.]
Meri: "...and even the crappy ones like Tien..."
Meri: <yells at Alyssa> "Krillin's not crappy!
Oh yeah, and Chaotzu, you know he's crappy. Anyway,
and so, the only 2 left in the world to save everybody
<both screaming>: "GOHAN and TRUNKS!!!"
Meri: "Then, on a dark and stormy night...."
<Alyssa crying in the background>
Meri: "Oh yes, this is very tragic. Gohan
went to go fight the androids without Trunks...."
Alyssa: <still wailing> "..and he went off to
Meri: <yells at Alyssa again> "NOT 'another
dimension'! This is NOT FUNimation Dragonball
Z, GOT THAT!?!?"
Alyssa: "HE DIED!!!!!!!"
Meri: "Yes, Gohan died. And Trunks, well
he....he....he was mad pissed! And because Gohan
died, Trunks got so mad that he..."
Alyssa: "Went SUPER SAIYAN!!!"
Meri: "Oh, our little boy is becoming a man!
And thus, a chapter was created in the life of Trunks."
Alyssa: "Three years later, went on to fight
the androids. But naturally, he got his ass kicked."
Meri: "After seeing her son get his ass kicked,
Bulma made a time machine for Trunks to go back into
the past, to go and defeat the androids, to give Goku
his medicine so that when he gets the heart attack he
can get better, and save the world. And the time
machine was called "Hope!". Thus, making
the song "Blue Wind of Hope". It's all
connected, ya see!"
Alyssa <in Captain Kirk/William Shatner voice>:
"Then Trunks ventured off into the future, and
tried to save the world."
Meri: "Ok so back in the present time on Earth,
Freeza and his father King Cold showed up and said they
were going to kill everybody, naming Goku, because they
hate Saiyans. I think they're just jealous of
the whole blonde-hair-do-thing. That makes sense,
it's all about the fashion, baby! Things were looking
pretty grim until...."
Alyssa: "Fortunately, the Purple Haired Wonder
Trunks showed up and said to Freeza and his father King
Cold, 'I'm gonna kill you!'....there are those famous
words....and...he did! He killed Freeza and his
father with that big sword of his, cutting them all
into little ice cubes...get it? Freeza,
Kind Cold, ice, ahahaHA. Anyway, he killed them,
eliminating Freeza and his father once and for all!."
Meri: "Shortly after that, Goku appeared out
of nowhere after everyone thought he was dead, and Trunks
was like 'Goku, I have to talk to you!', and he was
like 'okaaaay', and Trunks had to see if Goku was really
Goku, so Trunks tested him, and after they went through
the little test then he found out that he really was
Goku, he told him about the dreadful future and what
kind of horrors lie ahead. He also told Goku that
he was going to die because he got a heart attack! See?
Even Super Saiyans aren't immune from that kind of stuff.
So, Trunks have him so handy dandy medicine to cure
the heart attack."
Alyssa: "Then, Trunks went back to the future,
but it wasn't before long that the eeeevvvill Dr. Gero
started to do some pretty eeeeevil things with....androids!"
Meri: "The 2 evil andriods that Dr. Gero did
not want to awaken were Androids #17 and 18. Who
knows why, because they don't even look at intimidating,
but anyway, that's just the way it is. That was
the force Trunks was afraid of. #17 and 18 were
the ones causing all the terrors in the future, so as
a result Trunks had to go back to the past to try to
stop this new evil threat."
Alyssa: "So then the Z-Fighters went to go fight
the androids, but naturally, they got their butts kicked
again. That's just because they suck sometimes.
Anyway, so, after they lost, the androids for some reason
went away, but then, Bulma and Trunks went looking for...things,
and they found an EGG! Can you believe it, they
found an egg!"
Meri: "And do you know what they found in the
egg? I bet ya don't! It was Cell!
He's this really big, green guy who is evil. So
everyone was like 'Well, this guy has a big ass power,
we have to defeat this guy', so they went off to train,
and do you know what Trunks did? Do you know, do you
really, really know?!"
Alyssa <in a valley girl voice>: "So Trunks
went into the Room of Spirit and Time so he can train!
And I guess that would make him stronger, so he can
stay and fight for longer.....yeah!? And he also
got...a ponytail!...........I can do hair!"
Meri <cuts in>: "Thank you, Britney Spears.
Anyway, the whole point of that was so he could become
stronger to fight Cell and this is what happened next!"
Alyssa: "In this scene that you are looking at
a picture of, Trunks is fighting Cell. Cell can
suck people up through his tail and become Perfect,
but that's not the point. Trunks, in this fight,
got his ass kicked, but you wonder why, ok like, with
a name like 'Trunks' like.....how can you win?
It's like 'Yeah, I'm something you wear on your butt.
Do you think I'm gonna win this fight?'. No.
Meri: "Soon after Trunks fought Cell, it was
Gohan's turn, but he kind of lost so Goku took the reigns....blew
himself up, sacrificed himself, it was very bad.
So, everyone thought Cell was dead, until he came back
and killed Trunks. Oh yeah, he did it real quick,
shot a beam through his chest, and Trunks died right
then and there, but then Gohan finally fought Cell all
over again, he killed him, and then they wished Trunks
back with the Dragon Balls, and they did fun things
like watch tv and do other fun things that they do."
Alyssa: "So then when the whole ordeal was over,
Trunks decided to go back to the future. And Bulma
made him cut his hair, it's my favorite hairstyle of
his, even though I don't like Trunks. And even
Vegeta, who didn't, like, say goodbye or anything, you
could tell that he showed a little emotion, oh he's
got a little soft spot! Anyway, he went back to
the future and defeated Future Androids 17, 18, and
Meri: "The world was then a happier place to
live, and thus ends the chapter of Future Trunks.
Now, we're going to talk about the different versions
of Trunks that occured after this one. During
the time that Future Trunks was in the present time,
Bulma kind of got together and had a baby, and 7 years
later, that baby became known as Chibi Trunks!
He's an 8 year old little brat who's basically the total
opposite of Future Trunks, but he's really cool, and
really funny, and provides a lot of comedy relief.
In the last season of DBZ, Chibi Trunks was best friends
with Goten, fought in the Tenkaichi Budokai, he moons
people! That was FUN! And he was a kind of minor
role when fighting Buu when he and Goten fused to become
Gotenks! Ok, now we're going to talk about the
greatest disaster in the history of Dragon Ball which
is the DBGT version of Trunks. As you can tell
by looking at this picture of GT version Trunks, he
looks very unhappy with the way things tuned out, I
mean, he's drawn crapilly, he's definitely not as cute
as he used to be, but just the fact that it is Trunks
and he had a role in GT has got to count for something.
I mean he went through some pretty big ordeals, like
he had to crossdress and do disco and many other things
happened to him also."
Alyssa: "Trunks became the head of Capsule Corp.,
even though he didn't like the job. Sometimes,
he leave out the office window, strip down behind the
clouds, and put on his play clothes! He wears
glasses, but I think it's only to make him look smarter."
Meri: "Another thing that happened was that this
really lame villian called Bebi, he possed Trunks and
all these other guys, and they became evil and they
did Bebi's bidding. As you can see by this picture,
he's *really* evil looking!"
Alyssa: "Ugg, not evil looking, but UGLY."
Meri: "Well, that just about sums it up, people!
That is the History of Trunks. It was interesting
at some points, and at other times it was just plain
lame. Um, we hope you enjoyed our little show,
even though Alyssa to no end, and thanks for watching
Meri and Alyssa: "Bye!"