An Editorial on "An Editorial on Editorials"
By Joseph A
Ok, Satz, (cracks knuckles) time to wake up.
Now, Mr. I-Cant-Spell-Or-Use-The-Right-Possessive-Fascist-Retard-Bunglicker,
Im gonna tell you, in excruciating detail, why
youre wrong (notice I didnt use your, similar
to how you used their).
First off, most of the people that write these editorials
are "Enlightened Ones." Wait
let me rephrase
that. Most dubbies that write these editorials are "Enlightened
Ones." I can tell without hesitation that you are
a subbie. Now, has it ever occurred to you that people
are different? Thats probably too big of a word
for you, so Ill tell you what it means. It means
that they are not all robots that think, say, and do
exactly the same thing all the time. They have different
ideas. Thats why there are countless FUNimation-slamming
editorials, though I disagree with 99.9% of them. Thats
why there are countless Legendary Super Saiya-jin editorials,
even though those are really funny and the topic is
a huge plot hole.
As to the intelligent content part, alright, I concede
defeat. You, a big, smart, subbie, can sure show me
my place. After all, you subbies know that FUNimation
makes a lot of censoring that doesnt make sense,
even though the stuff that they censor wouldnt
make it past the censors anyway. FOR GODS SAKE!
When you subbies can stop bitching and start fixing,
Ill listen. Until then, dont even let the
thought cross the threshold of your tiny little mind
to call dubbies stupid, dumb, retarded, or whatever,
or so help me God, I will unleash such a torrent of
grievances that you Neanderthal subbies have committed
against the dubbies, itll make your head spin.
Ok, my simple, Fascist friend?
Also, about that "Im tired of reading opinions
from idiots who dont know the series," thing.
By the way, I reiterate my threat about calling dubbies
idiots. By saying that you dont want to hear from
people who dont know the series, youre saying
that no new people should watch the show. That means
that when the current fans lose interest or die, so
does the anime that you so willingly and eagerly bastardize.
Think about it. Besides, I like hearing new opinions
from unbiased minds. Minds that havent yet been
corrupted by the crap that you f*cking idiots pollute
the public forum with.
And still another thing. When you said that Meri didnt
necessarily remove the Stupid People part of the section,
you are absolutely right, mein Freund. After all, she
allowed your damnable crap into the collection of editorials,
didnt she? Also on the subject, I guess she does
have to be pickier for the same reason. But seriously,
she does a great job and a service by supporting a forum.
How you find the gall to pollute it is way beyond me.
You disgust me.
So heres my conclusion. Before you ever sit down
at the keyboard to type another editorial, think. Im
sure its hard, painful, and arduous work, but
it pays off. You wont sound like a damned raving
Until you offend me again,
PS: Or until you provoke me into invoking my threat.