The DBZ Cult
Alright, knotheads, I think Ive had enough of
this. Every time I log onto the Internet and start reading
something about American DBZ, its not good. It is always
insulting FUNimation or something they have done. So
Im angry at DBZ, angry at people and pretty much
angry at the entire world. So lets check this out and
allow me to vent my feelings.
The DBZ Cult. You got that right buster. The DBZ Cult.
See, back in the good old days, everyone enjoyed anything
that had anything to do with DBZ. However, you have
these pure-minded people that think DBZ in American
is the most evil thing ever. To these people, DBZ is
no longer a cartoon, its become a religion or a cult.
They have final say over anything that has to do with
DBZ and if you are wrong, then you are a heathen that
should know better. Its these people that really piss
me off in the morning.
Trunks. Finally, the Messiah has arrived to American
soil and believe it or not, I like him. I believe that
my favorite line of his is, So youre gonna
find out what its like to fight a real Super Saiyan.
And I dont mean Goku! That is how you write
an ass-kicking line. So we get Trunks to
America and guess what the DBZ Cult has to say about
it? They bitch about it, of course! The two biggest
complaints I have heard are King Colds voice and
music. King Colds voice, I liked. It was an evil
yet pompous sounding voice. I believe they were trying
to recreate Darkness from the movie Legend.
Darkness was this huge Devil-like creature that was
played by Tim Curry. It was an awesome voice. Anyway,
to the music. For some reason, there is this song that
was supposed to be played when Trunks went Super Saiyan,
but they changed it in the American version. I do not
know the name of the song, nor do I care, for I have
heard it and it sucks. The same people that complained
of music being made on synthezisers say that this song
is one of the best of all time. The original music sounds
like some techno-pop crap that couldnt make the
cut on a Wang Chung album. That, my friends, is a little
piece of Websters Dictonary that is called hypocrisy.
When you insult a song made on a synethesizer, yet praise
another song created on yet another synthesiser. That
is why the DBZ Cult is evil.
FUNimations New Website. A site that I like very
much, but has been called a load of crap by others.
You people say that because you cant do it yourself.
Thats all I got to say about that.
The card game. Already hailed as a game that will suck
most rightouesly by some websites. Ive played
it and it isnt any better than Magic: The Gathering
or any other such nonsense.
Well, I think Ive burned off enough steam for
this time. By the way, Emily Nolan (the one that responded
to my VegettoEX column), you sound like you got a good
head on your shoulders. If you can, catch me online
and we can chat.
Until next time,
The Super Texa-Jin
AOL IM- JLindsey13