Dubbies Against The World
By A Dawg
You probably think that this is going to be another
editorial about how badly dubbies suck, and how they
are a plague to this "community". When actually,
it is the exact opposite. I am a dubbie. An American
born, Funimation breed dubbie. A dubbie who has watched
FuniBall Z for going on 3 and a half years. Every site
I go to I see people attacking dubbies, I see people
who are attacking dubbies, and are dubbies themselves!!
People when I say this dont take it the wrong
way.... actually you can take it any damn way you want
to. Shut the fuck up and stop characterizing dubbies
as morons. I can not stress this enough. People have
whole sites that just trample on a dubbies pride
and dignity, and damnit, I am not going to take it anymore.
Subbies are FORTUNATE people, yes very fortunate people,
they were exposed to the real show before any of us
dubbies ever had a chance to. I dont have money
to spend to buy every single Dragon Ball DVD that comes
out, I am only human. When I tell people that I am a
dubbie, they immediately right me off as a dumbass.
Then I need to lay the smack down on their goofy ass
and tell them why I am a dubbie. Then they all say "umm
whatever, you are still not a real DBZ fan if you dont
own the Japanese version!" The hell Im not!!
I give you my heart and soul in each editorial I write,
I was forced to buy Dubbed History of Trunks, Dubbed
Bardock, just to learn of the story, and not read it
on PlanetNamek. I was forced to listen to the horrible,
HORRIBLE renditions of some of the best lines/scenes/music
in all of DBZ. I suffered through all of this, and what
do I get, some stuck up subbie who doesnt know
how good he has it. Some dumbass wanna be subbie who
is really a dubbie who dislikes other dubbies because
of what Webmasters say. Listen bitch, you are a dubbie,
whether you like it or not. Dubbies are not Pro Funi,
theyre not Anti Subbie, infact those are most
dubbies aspirations, to become a true subbie.
Dubbies arent slow, ignorant and pathetic. Stupid
people are Slow, dumb, ignorant, and pathetic. Not all
dubbies are stupid, infact most dubbies arent
stupid. Some are who actually believe that FuniBall
Z is better then Dragon Ball Z, and in some of those
cases its because they have yet to hear real
Dragon Ball. Then these so called "real fans"
think that the reason why our little Dragon Ball
Slum is completely screwed up right now is because of
"Retard Dubbies" How about when
people acknowledge who they are and they get nothing
but crap from the "real" fans. What do
you expect people to do when they get insulted, they
dont say "Well I guess you are right I really
am DUMB, and I really have no respect for Dragon Ball
Z" NA UH, we are going to retaliate. Is
it right, should we just ignore them, well yes we should,
but nobody is perfect, me especially, I
cant stand disrespect from these so called "Real
Fans", and like I said, I will not take this
anymore. Dubbies are not unintelligent. Dubbies are
not Pro Funi. All dubbies are not assholes
like some of subbies, who carry themselves higher then
the rest of the slum just because they have seen Japanese
DBZ. I will put these horrible rumors about dubbies
to rest and create a new name for dubbies in the struggle
for their sanity everywhere!
Look around at your fellow fan, you cant go
into a regular chat room and not see a
dubbie, we are everywhere. Bet you didnt know
that did you? You know why, you think every
stupid person you talk to is a dubbie. You think the
only morons and idiots in chat rooms and
forums are dubbies. Well jackass, you are wrong. You
know why, because every where you go,
you are a victim of crude propaganda. Damn near every
website I visit has at least one editorial
bashing dubbies, why? What point does this serve, besides
making the majority of DBZ fans on
the Internet hate you? I post things because I am just
one person, and I enjoy the fact that I have pissed
people off. I dont care. Yet, to insult most of
your fan base is not just wrong, but idiotic. Some sites
have worse content then others granted, but it is still
not a wise tactic to use. Forums I go to, everywhere
I check there is at least one topic among the lines
of "Dubbies Suck, Who Is With me!?!". Just
like that we have a problem. Dubbies are just that,
people who watch the Dub. I dont care how many
sections of Planet Namek you have read about the real
series, or if you have read the entire plot on some
website and have seen clips of the real version, if
you watch the dub more then you watch the Subs, you
are a dubbie. I dont give a damn how much you
try to tell me otherwise, how you try to convince me
how much knowledge you know about the series in general,
and how "Vegetas" name is really "Bejeita"
I dont give a rats ass. You are a dubbie. If I
am, then so are you. Some Dumbass at Pojo DBZ forum
named like SSJ Goku 17 or some stupid shit like that,
I cant go back and tell because the topic I started
mysteriously vanished. If I get one e-mail stating YOU
JUST MAD DAT UPP!!!1". Then I swear I will push
your tiny little mind to the brink of insanity. I asked
him, "Why do you dislike dubbies?" His answer?
"Because they are dumb, evryone know Mr. Statn
names isnt damn herculre!!!" I quickly returned
the flame, but when I tried to go back, it vanished
with out a trace. I guess it is better that way, I didnt
want to get kicked out of the forum for clowning this
prick. So, do you think this guy was
a subbie, if you do then I will smack you, for being
some damn oblivious. He was a dubbie, do
you know how I know? I used common sense. Thats right
common sense. Trust in common
sense, and you will go far. Lets examine this little
brilliant statement word for word shall we?
"Because they are dumb". Has he met every
dubbie in the world? No this little shit head hasnt.
Thats like saying all African Americans love chicken,
Or all Italians are apart of the mob. Or all
Native Americans wear face paint and feathers. Although
it is not nearly as ignorant or extreme as
the examples listed above, it is still a very ignorant
and childish way to think. "evryone know".
Just a very stupid comment, I am not saying you cant
make spelling errors, hell I make them alot
ask S4. Try to spell words right or it will make a bad
impression. "Mr. Statn names isnt damn
herculre!!!". Thanks for letting me know jackass.
This point is so fucking pathetic, and common
knowledge amongst DBZ fans dubbies and subbies alike.
Even if you didnt know this, does that
make you dumb? No, you are ignorant of the characters
real name, that in no way makes you
dumb. Here is a tip, when you try to tell someone that
they are dumb because of not knowing
who someone is, try to spell the names right. Who the
hell is Mr. Statn? Or Herculre as a matter
of fact? Anybody? This guy is really acting Hav Witlike,
I mean damn. Thats the last thing you
want to be, is Hav Witlike. This guy was a dubbie, I
can smell a dubbie a mile away. If you are a
subbie, from what I have experienced, they usually state
crucial differences between Japanese
DBZ and American FBZ. Not "Evryone knows Mr. Statn
name isnt damn herculre", but
important changes about the music, dialogue, and voices.
I would love if FBZ had all the original
content, except they used Hercule instead of Mr. Satan.
That would be my dream come true. This
prostitute of the nefarious pimp/crime boss known only
as "Ignorance" was caught, giving Sony
executives blow jobs, the Ignorance hoe house/crime
syndicate grows by the second................
Letting the world know is one thing, but the duty amongst
each and every dubbie out
there is to make an intelligent name for your self.
Stop, GOOD GOD stop making me and every
other dubbie look bad. It pisses me off when I see dubbies
who proclaim that FuniBall is better
then DragonBall. The dub sucks. Period. The subs are
sometimes in bad quality, but they are the
real thing, real Dragon Ball. I cant stress this
enough. If you can prove intelligently (which you
cant, I will give you 25 real dollars to the person
who can, just give me your address and state,
and its yours) how the dub is better then the real thing.
If you can get your point across
intelligently then maybe just maybe you could let people
in the chat rooms and forums be aware of your preference.
Even then, I wouldnt advise it, unless you want
to run away from the computer with your eyes red, after
crying your little heart out. People can be mean, trust
me I know, I am a mean person. You get props for expressing
your opinion from me, the rest of the DBZ Slum however?
I wouldnt count on it. With that said, when an
intelligent person insults you, dont
come back with a U SUCK! rebuttal. As I
always say, if you are going to come weak then dont
come at all. Dont let their comments get to you.
If you dont spew ignorance every line you type,
then most likely the rest of the chat/forum wont
turn against you. No matter how bad you are
being made fun of, clowned, embarrassed, what have you,
never say Whatever, leave me alone.
Thats the Number One in the Jerk Handbook
Never let them know they have won. Ever. No
matter how bad it gets, no matter how many words you
have misspelled, never quit. Get your
point across, no matter if a chat of 20 people is against
you. Spell everyone of your word
correctly, use correct grammar, and bash them until
they can take no more. If they are shallow
enough to start an argument with you just because you
are a dubbie means they can get frustrated as much as
you can. Unless your me, no flame can bother
me, only stupid people frustrate me. On that note, Spell
Check is your friend. Dont veer away from spell
check, as it can save you your pride and dignity. I
would hope to think that maybe this slum could stay
clear of petty arguments such as your a dubbie,
so now I dont like you, but for right now
this is a common thing, and we need to be prepared.
So thats it for the good dubbies out there, now lets
move on to a little thing I like to call Pussy
Dubbies. These are the worst type of dubbies imaginable,
these are the dubbies, that bash and try to humiliate
other dubbies just because some Sayi-jin Fusion Empire
crap editorial told them to. Now, this is not to the
ones who discovered Dragon Ball Z through FuniBall,
and then quickly moved onto the sub. I am talking about
the, I have seen clips off the Internet, and I
have read every episode summary, so I am not a dubbie,
dubbie. Just because you KNOW Info and you STILL watch
the dub, you are a damned dubbie. No, ifs, ands,
or buts about it. Live with it. Who gives a damn
what Webmasters say or do after the buu saga is over
you will probably find another fad (chills
run down my spine whenever I need to
say that) because your two year old attention span will
force you to find another activity to waste brain cells
on. Me? I will continue to watch and love this show
until the day I die. By probably two or three years
I will have accumulated most of the DVDs by then.
Then I will move on to the movies. So why are you ashamed
of being a dubbie? I dont enjoy being a dubbie
but I am. Us dubbies are a strong breed, forced to witness
the atrocity that is FuniBall Z. Yet you pussy dubbies
think that since everyone else hates dubbies so should
you. All of you are fucking
disgraces, and that coming from a dubbie is pretty damn
bad. The least you can do is respect us,
as we have respected you for the past odd number of
years. Thats all I really want is respect. This is what
dubbies strive for, that and not being a dubbie. At
least true dubbies have the balls to admit they need
to help Funimation to serve their sub-standard DBZ needs.
To every dubbie, who is not afraid to come out of their
proverbial closet (The Internet) The Jerk salutes you!!!
Pretend subbies, well, to put it like the great Chef
was did... "Suck on my chocolate salty balls (putem
in yo mouth!!!) and suckem suckem suckem!!"
In closing, dubbies are the largest unknown population
in the DBZ slum today. People
think the subbies rule the slum, but they really dont.
Sure they are more educated about the show then dubbies
are, and sure dubbies seem moronic some times, but the
more you think about it the people you talk to are most
likely dubbies. Just because they dont say Faget
or UR DUM! doesnt mean they are a
subbie. Even S4 was surprised when he realized I was
Hopefully now he knows the truth behind dubbies. This
slum was made on the foundation of the
common love of Dragon Ball Z, then Funimation ruined
it. I was happy when I would go into a
chat room, tell them I was a dubbie, and not get cussed
out. I figured something was wrong with
me, but there wasnt a damn thing wrong with me,
I was a dubbie, something I wasnt proud of
then, but now I am not so sure of. There are certain
things you cant get back, certain moments
you wish you couldve done right the first time.
I can never get back the feeling of watching the
real version of Gokous first SSJ transformation,
ever. I can never get to see Trunkss first
appearance and tell Frieza in a bad ass voice Im
here to kill you., that first special moment is
gone too. Witness the REAL SSJ2 Gohan scene with Spirit
vs. Spirit heavenly playing in the
background, it is a memory, and a thought, of what it
wouldve been like if I had seen the version
I was obviously not meant to see. My Dragon Ball experience
has been ruined by those assholes
at Funimation and Faulconer. Just thinking about it
pisses me off...... For anyone to tell me that I
or any other devoted dubbie out there that they are
not a real fan, I will throw away the little
conscious I have left and have every person I know with
a Mail Bomber, IM bomber what have
you, kick your punk ass off the Internet, because you
have lost your right to speak, let alone be
on-line. What this all boils down to, is respect, not
Dubbie Vs. Subbie for the billionth time, not a
Dubbie ass kissing contest, but respect. We have had
to suffer and lose the most valuable DBZ
experiences ever, the only thing I can look forward
to is the first Fusion scene, untouched, I will
make a note, that will be the one scene I have left
to look forward to on the merciful DVDs. I
want respect nothing more nothing less. Most dubbies
are true fans. Most Subbies are true fans.
We arent the ones who ruined this Dragon Ball
Slum, morons with nothing to do but to follow
the crowd and those who chose to be Ignorances
slut ruined it. Dubbies are not stupid people,
Stupid People are Stupid People. ::sighs:: As always
A Dawg7484@aol.com for AOL users, and
AIM users, and Kazuya2004@yahoo.com for non-AOL users.
Its going on 5:00, and you know
what that means, another dubbie plops down in front
of the TV screen to watch FuniBall Z, and
sells their soul to the devil. I hope you are happy
Gen Fukunaga, for taking away mine, and the
rest of Americas the chance to see some of the
best moments witnessed on T.V...........
Loose Ends, Q&A, Thank yous and F--- Yous.
Updates: I have been receiving a PSM magazine that
is supposed to be some kid who lives
down the streets, upon reading it I came up with a solution
instead of buying a PS2, Buy a PSM
magazine, its cheaper, smaller, smarter, filled with
more content, and is portable. Common sense
Q. You hate playstation2, but your Yahoo E-mail
address contains Kazuya, I think you
are talking about Kazuya Mishima from Tekken 1 and 2,
and Tekken Tag, whats up with that?
A. Good question jerk, Well I said I hate PSX and
PS2, not Namco damnit, Namco
created the best 3D fighting game on the planet, Soul
Calibur. Yet I love Tekken as well, I was
whooping peoples asses in Tekken 2 and taking their
money before I realized it was going to be
ported the on PSX, even with that said, the Tekken series
is amazing and truly great, but they
have no soul for not developing games for the 64, damn
them to hell, but while your down there,
keep making those bad ass games.
Q. "I read your E-mail to SonGohanS4, you said
you were grumpy because your brother
Took the PS2 home or something like that,
I hope you made a mistake on that, because if you
didnt then you are not the brilliant, ranting.............."
Ill end it right there because it is of no
relevance to the question.
A. I knew I would receive a question like this; dont
worry that was my fault for trying to
hurry up and write S4 quickly. I was Pissed because
he actually bought a PS2, at first his excuse
was "I am going to sell it on E-bay, now shut up
before I beat your little ass!!" Yet why sell it
E-bay and buy Tekken, Madden, and Ready 2 Rumble? Plus
another controller? Yes my brother is
a hypocritical asshole because he claims "Nintendo
makes the best games!!! Thats all there is to
it!!" Yet buys its biggest competitor new system,
while the 64 slowly dies. Whatever, I am alot of
things, one thing I am NOT is fake, you can believe
my mistake if you want to, I dont care,
Excuse me, I have to go play Tomb Raider 4, and Final
Fantasy 27..... DAMN NOT AGAIN, I
CANT LET ANYONE KNOW THAT I OWN EVERY SONY GAME
DAMN ME AND MY INVOLUNTARY TYPING!!!
Q. When the webmaster dude said he agreed with
99% of what you said, why did he put it up
then!?! You should start your own site and screw that
A. Thank you for the comments, but shut the hell up!!
WTF?? ohhh no 1%?!?! Damn, I guess I
should go in there and change a sentence, ohh how about
a word? I am not S4s carbon copy, If I
were then he would have no use for me to even write
the editorial in the first place. He is the only
reason I am writing on this site (and the 9 millimeter
Pistol pointed at his head, but thats besides
the point!) With out him I would really have no where
else to write besides on some all Full Ep.
site with about 20 staff members. It would be no fun
if me and him were exactly alike, He is really
nice guy, I am a really mean guy, get it?!? Thats your
Thank Yous: To all the Dubbies, who can now come out
in the light with out having rocks and
stones hurled at you from every which way.
To my Good Friend, Jock: For being the biggest, goofiest,
Muscle Bound, bastard who ever lived.
You are one of the funniest people I have ever met.
To that ugly, ugly, ugly 5th grade kid, in my 6th Grade
Yearbook: Thank you for making me cry
with laughter for my entire lunch period, along with
about 20 plus people, thank you for being
that damn ugly and goofy looking. (They dont call
me "The Jerk" for nothing.)
To all the Subbies who supported me and saw "The
Jerk" not "The Dubbie".
F--- Yous: To all the Dumbass Dubbies who make the
intelligent ones look bad.
To All the Dubbies who beleive they are Subbies, even
though you have not seen a lick of Subbed
DaBlackGokou: Because your brain numbing site is at
number 6 on the DBZ top 50, when quality
sites are at number "120".
To Punk Ass Subbies who harass dubbies for the simple
fact that they are forced to watch the