Vegita as Santa Claus


        Twas' the night before Christmas when all through the
house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.
*Vegita wakes up and hears rumbling on his roof* "Huh what's
that racket a stirring above my house? "So he went to the roof to see
what was the clatter, and then he saw what was the matter.
"What? Who are you fatty? And what are you doing it's driving me batty?"
*glares angrily at the author*
"You better keep it down on the rhyming you hear?!?!" *charges up a ki
blast* Ryan: Okay sure!! Don't shoot!
"Well speak up you fool! Tell me why are you here, taking reindeer?"
"Hello there young one my, my such a heart---" "SHUT-UP YOU STUPID OLE
FART!" *glares at the author again*
"And what's that I see? A bag? You thief! How dare you! Good grief! Your
missing a gun, a dagger, a sword, and a knife! Here follow me!"
So he took the fat man into the house, and took out a knife he bought
for his wife "Here catch!" and with that he threw it at the man and
expected him to catch it but......
SPLAT! *blinks* "Uh-oh that's gonna hurt for awhile....." all of a
sudden Chibi Trunks came on by "Father no! You killed Santa Claus!"
"Uh-oh I thought he was a robber, but very messed up...."
*Trunks sighs* after 20 whole minutes of long, hard explaining Trunks
once again started complaining. "Dad you have to deliver all the
presents!" "Why?" said Vegita stuffing some candy in his mouth.
"Because!" and soon after another 20 minutes he explained things again.
"Oh man!" "C'mon dad! I'll help you." So the two set away from the very
LONG list, they visited the Son's House first. Dad!
Vegita slams, kicks, punches, blasts, and rings on the doorbell and
door. "Kakorott lemme inside!" *Trunks sighs* "No dad we go done the
chimney!" So like son like father Vegita follows Trunks.
"Grrrrrrr!!!!!!!" "C'mon dad!" And soon they un-pack the presents and
items next to the tree. But as soon as the two leave Vegita pulls out a
piece of coal and puts a note next to it. "To: Son Goku"
"Heheheheheheh..........." as they fly of Vegita asks Trunks "What do
you think Kakorott got?" "Food" they both laughed and flew of to Kami's
tower. As Trunks looks for a Chimney Vegita gives up instantly and
breaks open the doors they walk inside........
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!" *Vegita rolls on the floor* "Kami wears
pajamas!" *Vegita points to a sign that says "Class of 1504"*
"HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Look how old he is!" Trunks soon hears, the sounds
inside the tower of Kami's.
"Dad!" "C'mon lets go." "Okay. Here ya ole maggot" and with that he
shoves some pills that make you look younger under his tree. They next
stop at Karin's tower....
"Hmmmmmmmmmm let's see......... Meow mix, Home gardening tips, a new
staff? Karin is one sad lil' cat." as they fly off they next stop at
King Kai's (Kaio-sama).
"He's more pitiful then the last 3 ones..... Let's see a Joke book for
King Kai, a box of bananas for Bubbles, and some insect deoderant for
Gregory...." As they go off Vegita sticks a banana up King Kai's nose.
"Heheheheheh......"
As they fly around their Anime world, they stopped at numerous places,
finally they have 2 more stops left. As they stop at the second last
house the walk inside to see Muten Roshi (Master Roshi). "Eeeeeew! This
sicko!?!?!!!!" said Trunks.
"Yes son." *puts down a year supply of magazines with enough pictures to
make Master Roshi live in heaven...... Finally they stop at the last
house. "Nasty place! What kind of freaks of nature would wanna live
here?!?! The little pieces of---" "Dad that's our house."
*blinks* "Oh. Never mind. *as they lay down their presents next to their
tree they finally noticed Santa's dead body. "Hmmmmmmmm........ I know
where we can put him!" and with that Vegita drags the corpse into the
bathroom. "In ya go!" and with that he put Santa head-first into the
toilet. But the fat piece of poo wouldn't go....
"Hmmmmmmmm............. I know!!!" and with that they got rid of the
body. The next week.... "Dad what happened to Santa?" " Uhhhhh......
he....... Ummm......... I threw him away somewhere." *Trunks sighs* At
that moment a couple are getting married. "Now my great friends look
upon our wonderful glass dome, and into the sky and thank all of our
wonderful creations!
*people look at the dome seeing blood everywhere and Santa's dead body.
People shriek, scream, puke, cry, and stare in horror at the body on the
glass dome. "Oh my gosh!!!!!!! Now look down! Down at the wonderful red,
floor, NOT UP! Down..... down........ good. *a hawk flies over and
screams* TSEEEEEEEARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *people stare up again and
scream, cry, puke, and look in horror* "Oh this isn't my day.........."



            Ryan Broker