Chibi Trunks sez: "I
was mad that Meri paid more attention to GT
Trunks' crappy-ass commercial, so I decided
to force her to post MY ad up here! I mean,
it's only fair, right? We're all Trunkses!"
Meri:
"I WOULD be fair, except that
any 'obsession' with you would probably be a
felony."
Chibi Trunks: "Shut
up and let me talk about my commercial! Ok,
in this first scene, me and my home boys, Goten
and Gohan-san are getting ready to jump in the
pool. Oh that was fun!"
Meri: "Why
are you getting ready to go into the pool fully
clothed?"
Chibi Trunks: "I
thought I told you to shut up!"
Chibi Trunks: "As
expected, we swam in the water with our eyes
open...."
Meri: "Don't
you fools ever learn? Couldn't you see
something bad was gonna happen with the way
Goku is pointing and laughing at you?"
<Chibi
Trunks thwaps Meri off-camera>
Chibi Trunks: "Anyways,
we open our eyes, only to see....the dreaded
red eye!!"
Chibi Trunks: "This
is my 'extreme close up' shot! Aren't I
sexy? Now, if only that darned Goten wasn't
in the shot. I'd be a star!"
Chibi Trunks: "After
that, the mysterious eye drops are used on us,
and our gorgeous eyes are as good as new!"
Meri: "I never knew
black, beady eyes were considered 'gorgeous'."
Chibi Trunks: "Quiet,
you! The commercial isn't done yet!"
Chibi Trunks: "In
the end, our eyes were saved and we continued
to have fun in the sun. I'm a little pissed
though because Goten got to be the one to show
off the official 'Dragon Case'. I dunno why
the directors picked him when I'm most obviously
the best actor and best looking of the group.
Don't you agree, Meri?"
Meri: "..................*drool*
Gohan is looking FINE!!!!!!!!"
Chibi Trunks: <beats
up Meri> "Hey, I thought you were
the TRUNKS no Miko, not the Gohan no Miko! Jeez,
stupid girl... Soooo, that was my commercial! I
hope you liked it. Of course ya did. It's
so great to be on TV! Maybe I should give
up fighting and start acting full time!
I'll be a child star!"
Meri:
<snickers to herself>
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