Battle of the DBZ Boy Bands
AKA: The result of seeing how easy the DBZ toys falls
apart
(or AKA: "No, that's not a Barbie car!")
Krillin: "Hello,
welcome to MTV's Dragon Ball Request Live, DBRL!
I'm your host, Krillin Daly. At this time, we're
gonna count down the top 10 hottest videos in DB land!"
<The annoying squeals of the studio
audience ensue>
Krillin: "And here's
your #1 video, requested by you the fans! It's
from the Trunkstreet Boys with their latest hit 'Girl,
You're My Sweet Lovey Dovey Baby Doll!'"
<cut to the Trunkstreet Boys video>
All members singing in a really
pathetic harmony: "Girl....girl.....girl....I
want ya! Yeah, give it to me! Girl....girl.....girl.....you're
my sweet lovey dovey baby doll!"
Mirai Trunks <singing>:
"Baby, I don't understand what ya doin' to me...."
SSJ Mirai Trunks <singing>:
"....hurts so much, like a sting from a bee!"
Chibi Trunks <singing>:
"But I won't give up, I ain't gonna fall...."
GT Trunks <singing>:
"Cuz girl, you're my sweet lovey dovey baby doll!"
Bubba Trunks <singing>:
"Girl, you're my sweet lovey dovey baby doll, girl.....so
fine, so nice, you're my....."
All <singing>:
".....sweet lovey dovey baby doll!"
<The next day, on the other side
of town.....>
Goten: "Guys,
did you see that lame new group, Trunkstreet Boys',
on DBRL?! They're trying to copy our sleek, clean-cut,
nice boy image!"
Vegeta: "We won't
stand for that, will we?! We're the cleanest cut
boy band out there, and no lousy rip-off group is going
to stop us in our quest of world domination!"
Goku: "World domination?"
Goten: "What are
you talking about?"
Vegeta: "Whoops,
did I say that out loud? I meant domination of
the pop music charts!"
Piccolo: "In any
case, no one is going to stop us, the DBZ boy band......."
All: "..............*N
Zync!"
<The next week>
Krillin: "Hi, this is
DBRL, and I'm Krillin Daly! Today, we have a special
new World Premire Video from the supergroup boy band,
*N Zync! Let's take a look at it shall we?"
What kind of video does *N Zync have in store? Go
here to see
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