A Christmas Carol- DBZ Style
AKA: The result of having to make a 2000 X-Mas Film
after the one from 1999 was lost in the server move.
Narrator:
"Meet Vegeta Scrooge, a wealthy Saiyajin.
He has everything a man could want. Money,
fame, lots of spandex, uh......frogs. The
one thing he doesn't have is love. Why is
that? It's because he's an all-around kinda
nasty dude. Let's take a look into Vegeta
Scrooge's life, shall we?"
Krillin and Pan
(in really poor English accents): "Please,
sir, could you spare us some Senzu beans?"
Vegeta: "Bah!
Senzu my sweet ass! Outta my way, you dirty
punks. 'General Hospital' is almost on, and
I'm gonna miss it if you get in my way."
Chibi Trunks and Goku
(also using bad English accents): "Sir,
could you lend us some money for some shirts?
It's ever so very cold out, and we do not wish to
walk around the streets half-naked in the winter
time."
Vegeta: "Ick,
children. Oh officer, could you remove these
young flea bags from my presence? They're
cramping my style!"
Narrator:
"As you can see, Vegeta Scrooge isn't exactly
the most kind of gentlemen. Later that day,
he retired to his quarters."
Vegeta: "Ain't
my room dang purty?"
Vegeta: "And
just look at the handsome devil in the mirror!
Oh, you're such a good boy, yes you are!"
Vegeta: "Now
that my self-glorification ritual is complete, I
go to sleep."
Narrator:
"What Vegeta did not suspect that night was
a unexpected visit....."
Ghost of Raditz Marley:
"VEGETA!!! HEAR ME! It is I, your long
dead partner...RADITZ MARLEY!"
Vegeta: "GAAAAHHH!
It's a ghost, a ghost! Mommy, where's my security
pillow!? This has got to be a dream!"
[Writer's note:
And this has GOT to be the most *wrong* looking
screencap we have ever made]
Raditz: "No,
my old friend, this is not a dream. It's very
much real."
Vegeta: "Then...am
I on Candid Camera?"
Raditz: "*sigh*
You don't get it, do you? Fine, I shall explain.
I, Raditz Marley, am your former partner and friend,
correct?"
Vegeta: "Yeah,
that's correct....I think."
Raditz: "*thwaps
Vegeta* Yes, it IS correct. And I am
the ghost of Raditz Marley. I have come to
warn you about three ghosts that will visit you
tonight."
Vegeta: "No
way. You're bull-shittin' me."
Raditz: "No,
because the first ghost has already arrived!"
Bulma: "Howdy!
I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past! Pleased to
meet ya!"
Vegeta: "Eeek!
There's a woman in my room! Now there's a
first."
Raditz: "Her
job, as well as the other two ghosts that will arrive,
is to show you what is in your Christmases past,
present, and future. Since you're such a rotten
bitch, we thought we'd show you the error of your
ways."
Vegeta: "And
you decide to help me change my ways my sending
ghosts to my room to scare the living beejezus outta
me!? Riiiiiight. Well, I don't see
anything wrong with me, so I ain't changing!"
Bulma: "Oh,
hush up you and get on the dang Magical Super Time
Travelling Christmas Tree!"
Vegeta: "You
sound a little too happy for a ghost...."
What
weird things will we find in Vegeta's past?
The only way to find out is to click here!
