Let the questioning resume!
Bubba Trunks: "This would
be my spiffiest dance move! The Official Bubba
Trunks Break-Dancing Head Spin! Wheee!"
Cell: "That's tight!"
Bubba Trunks: "...oh,
I'm gunna hurl!"
Pan: "Bachelor #3, what
do you think is your best feature?"
Cell: "My best feature
needs no introduction..."
Cell: "TADA!"
Trunks: <off camera> "My
god, what a tail!"
Pan: "Oh baby, guys with
tails REALLY turn me on!"
Pan: "Back to Bachelor
#1, if you were to meet me in a bar and wanted to go
out with me, what kind of pick up line would you use?"
Piccolo: "I would be sayin'
to dat bitch, 'Hey honey, youze bez lookin' so fine
baby, I wanna get you in mah crib and be all like bangin'
it baby! Bangin' it!"
Pan: "....if I could understand
one word you said, I might think that was sexy!
Let's move on to Bachelor #2...."
Pan: "..let's pretend
you were going to cook me a fancy dinner at your place.
What would you make me?"
Bubba Trunks: "Why, that's easy!
I'd make you my specialty....."
Bubba Trunks: "...fried
Vegeta! All you need is a ripe Vegeta, freshly
plucked from the Vegeta Farms of New Jersey. <sniff
Vegeta> MMM! This Vegeta is just RIGHT! <licks
lips>"
Vegeta: "Hey you punk,
get your bubba hands off me! I'm not for eating,
dammit!"
Bubba Trunks: "Then, you
have to wash him in steaming hot water, to get rid of
all the germs. After that, get a really sharp
sword ready to slice and dice him into little pieces!
After you have many Vegeta cubes, you can throw them
all into the deep frier, and voila! Fried Vegeta!"
Pan: "Ew nasty!
Stop it, I don't wanna hear any more! Don't you
know I'm allergic to Fried Vegeta!? OK, time for
Bachelor #3's question: what would a dream vacation
for the 2 of us be?"
Cell: "A dream vacation
for us to go on would consist of nothing but love and
hugs."
Audience: "AWWWW!!"
Cell: "LOTS of love and
LOTS of hugs. You'd be wrapped in my arms all
day and night, and I wouldn't let you go! You'd
never leave my sight. My arms would be wrapped
around your neck, and I'd hold you so tight it would
make you scream! Scream my name, woman!
SCREAM IT!"
Pan: "Eek!"
Trunks: "That's all the
questioning you need to do, Pan. Now is the time
when you must pick which guy you want to go out with."
Trunks: "Will it be Bachelor
#1, #2, or #3?"
Pan: "Well....I think....I'll
pick........."
The
moment of truth is here! I said HERE, dammit!
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