The DBZ Dating Game
AKA: The result of chlorine getting to our heads
a little too much
Trunks: "Hey hey
everyone out there in TV land! Are you ready
to see some LOOOVE!?"
People in TV Land: "Yeah!"
Trunks: "Then you've
come to the right place! This is the Dating Game,
the place where we showcase the most desperate, horny
morons and make fools of them on television! Let's
meet our contestant today!"
Trunks: "Hello Pan,
and welcome to our game show!"
Pan: "Hi, it's great
to be here!......god, I need a
Pan, just take a seat right there, facing the wall nice
and quiet like."
Pan: "Oh, what a
sexy wall. Sure, I'll date you!"
Trunks: "No, the
wall isn't one of our eligible bachelors. These
Trunks: "Meet Bachelor
#1, Piccolo, straight out of the projects! Occupation:
Pimp for hire. He's a bad motha f*cka and he's
really for some sweet lovin'!"
Piccolo: "y0 WuT
uP mAh HoMiEz. I bez bLiNg bLiNgIn'."
Trunks: "Next up
is Bachelor #2, the always sexy Bubba Trunks.
He's a construction worker from Buffalo."
Bubba Trunks: "..............I'm
Trunks: "Last is
Bachelor #3, Cell! He's an evil villain bent on
being the strongest in the world. He also enjoys
flower arranging and listening to Frank Sinatra."
Cell: "Screw you
all! You suck!......oh please, I just want someone
to love! <sniff sniff>"
Trunks: "Now that
we've got a little background information on the guys,
you can start asking them questions to learn even more
Pan: "Ok. Bachelor
#1, if you could take me out on a date, what would it
Piccolo: "Word hea,
cornbread beotch, I ain't bouncin witchoo NO WHERE,
aiite? You be takin' ME all round dis piece and buyin
ME dat fancy jigga diamond rings an' shiet! Da f*ck,
biatch, you always be tryin' a f*ck me, you know?! You
always makin me drive yo bitch ass all round dis place..."
Ok, you scare me! Bachelor #2, here is your question.
If we went out to a club, what would your coolest dance
Trunks is gonna dance?! Head for the hills!
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