Educational Dragonball Films
AKA: The result of a weird college film festival
inspiring Meri to make this.
Students: "Hi Professor Gohan!"
Gohan: "Instead of giving my usual
lecture today, I've decided to break out these old
educational films from the 50's-60's out of the ol'
video vault and show them to you!"
Student: "Isn't showing us mindless
films just being lazy?"
Gohan: "Shut up, kid. You'll
watch them and like them! Let's begin with the
first film, all about puberty. It's called 'Pan
Grows Up'. Remember, no immature giggling everytime
they mention a body part!"
<cheesy happy peppy music plays in the
Narrator: "This is a story about
what it's like when your body goes through some natural
(and sometimes scary) changes!"
Narrator: "Meet Pan! She
is 13 years old and is discovering some changes in
her body, much like you are discovering right now
Narrator: "A little while back,
Pan noticed that her voice was changing, and there
was hair where there wasn't any hair before."
Pan: "You mean that time I found
all that hair growing on my tongue? Ew, I know
what you mean!"
Narrator: "Turn around for us, Pan."
Narrator: "As you can clearly
see, Pan is also developing a round and full bosom,
and soon get the body of a mature woman......umm...err.........................maybe
Pan: "Hey, I'm a late bloomer!"
Narrator: "One day, Pan noticed
something that she had never seen before....It was
something that would signal to her that she was now
Pan: "Daddy, daddy! I'm
Gohan: "Oh no! Did that
fight against Bebi last night do it to you?
I knew we should have taken you to a hospital after
you got impaled with that spatula!"
Pan: "No, I'm not talking about
that. I'm talking about.....elsewhere!
Daddy, I am now a woman!"
Gohan: "Maybe I'm not the best
person to talk to about this. Go find your mother
and discuss it with her."
Pan: "But mom's not here now....the
makers of the film don't have a Videl action figure!"
Narrator: "In this situation,
it's always good to talk to another female you trust,
so you can talk about this new event in your life."
Pan: "Well, if my mom isn't here
now, I'll just talk to the girliest person I know!"
Vegeta: "....girlfriend, I SO
know what you're talkin' 'bout! Just the other
day, I had these terrible cramps, and I was so moody,
I blew up a truck! *gasp* Oh my, it was just
Pan: "Golly, Veggie-chan, you
sure know what I'm going through!"
Vegeta: "But other than that,
growing up is fun! You get to go to dances,
go out on dates, and blow up more things, like buildings
Pan <takes Vegeta's hands and jumps around>:
"Thanks for talking to me, Veggie-chan!
You're the best gal-pal a girl could ever have!"
Vegeta: "Hey, who are you calling
a girl? Dammit, here come those cramps again...."
Narrator: "And thus begins Pan's
journey into womanhood."
Pan: "Yippie! I can't wait
to grow up!"