Let the odd obsession continue!
<Later, the two make it to the
airport>
Super #17: "Hello, and
welcome to Satan City Airport. We hope you have
a safe flight."
Trunks <yelling>: "HEY
YOU! Did you know I'm gonna go meet SON GOKU!?
AAHH!! OH GOD! YAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
#17: "Uh, kid, get off
me before I call security to frisk your scary ass."
Goten: "You'd better do
what he says..."
Trunks <running around the airport
like a looney tune>: "HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE!
I want you to say 'Goku is the man' with me!
On the count of three! One....two...three!"
Goten and Trunks <shouting>:
"GOKU IS THE MAN!!!"
Other people in the airport: "..............................."
#17: "Sir, I think you'd
better just calm down, go through the metal detector,
and get on your plane."
<The metal detector starts bleeping>
#17: "Ok there, buddy,
hold it. Let's see what you've got.."
Trunks <holds up sword>:
"Perhaps this set it off..."
#17: "Oh my god!
What are you doing with a sword!?"
Trunks: "Well, I was gonna
have Goku autograph it, and then I was gonna frame it,
set it in glass, and put it on display in my room next
to my Goku Shrine so I can stare at it alllll the tiiiiiimmmeee...."
#17: "Kid, just shut up
and get on the damn plane."
<Meanwhile, at the meeting place
where Goku already has arrived...>
Camera Man: "So, how does
it feel to meet your #1 fan?"
Goku: "I'm really excited.
I just hope he asks intelligent questions and is a calm
guy."
<At the hotel where Trunks and
Goten arrived at.....>
Trunks: "GOKU'S THE BEST!
Yeah MTV, you rock! Thanks for letting me meet
the greatest guy ever born!"
Goten: "Trunks, kindly
shut your trap! It's 4 am, and you've been screaming
like that since we got here! I'm trying to sleep,
and you should do the same. We got a big day ahead
of us."
Trunks: "Awwwww, alright....Goku's
da bomb!"
<The next day, as Trunks and Goten
are in the limo on the way to meet Goku....>
Trunks: "....no way man,
I just can't do it. I lost all my nerve!
I'm so nervous! I don't know how to act in front
of a GOD! That's it, I'm going home!"
Goten: "No Trunks, you
can't quit now! Think of all that you went through
to meet the guy! The tape, the rally in front
of Goku's house, the fundraisers, the parties held in
honor of Goku....you can't have forgotten all that!
Don't throw all the hard work away!"
Trunks: "No, I can't go
through with it! I'm gonna send this sword right
through my spleen to end it all right now!"
Trunks: "Don't do it!
Would GOKU ever stab his spleen with a sword?"
Trunks <drops sword>:
"No, I guess not. I was wrong. Come
on, let's go meet Goku!"
Goten: "That's the spirit!"
<At the meeting place>
Camera Man: "Goku, your
#1 fan has arrived."
Goku: "Hello, nice to
meet.........."
Trunks: "GOKU! I
LOVE YOU, man!!"
Goku: "TRUNKS!?!!??
What the heck?! Is this some kind of sick joke,
ya moron!? Don't tell me YOU'RE my #1 fan?!"
Trunks: "<gasp>
He.....he knows my name! And he called me a moron!
<swoon> This meeting is everything I had
hoped for and more!"
Trunks
is finally meeting his personal god! Click here
to see what happens!
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