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Trunks <off camera>:
"......Krillin! Krillin is really the Great
Saiyaman!"
<cut to footage> Trunks:
"It all began with young Majin Buu walking down
a dark alley way, when he saw a figure changing into
some dorky outfit."
Trunks: "When he
went to go see who it was, he discovered Krillin, who
was getting into costume and preparing for battle."
Buu: "YOU'RE the
Great Saiyaman!? Whoa, I must have been eating
too much candy. That can't be right! There's
no way this shrimp could have saved the city so many
times!"
Krillin: "Damn
you meddling kids! And I would have gotten away
with it, too!"
<cut to still photo>
Trunks: "Seeing as how Krillin doesn't
fit the part of being a city-loved champion of justice,
Satan City now has acquired a NEW hero, the Great Finga-Man!"
Gohan: "Now, let's
go to the weather report, with our correspondent, Mr.
Piccolo G-Funk. Piccolo?"
Piccolo: "'ey yo,
'ey yo, wassssaaap?! I be here wit da weather,
foo', so y'all better shut yo mouths!"
Piccolo: "Here
in my home town of Compton, there be occurin' a dope
rain storm, yo."
Trunks <off camera>:
"Piccolo, you're from Namek, not Compton."
Piccolo: "Shut
up foo', I'm talkin' here! I'll kick yo ass,
mutha f*@#er!"
Piccolo: "And here
in cool Cali, there be a wild tornado. I wanna
give a shout out to my fine hunnies wearing thongs!
Word!"
Piccolo: "'aahight,
that be it for da weatha'. Mr. Piccolo G-Funk
signing out. West Side!"
Both: "............I
think we need a new weather man."
Trunks: "Now, on
to our next story, with features a brothel that was
recently raided by the cops."
Trunks <off camera>:
"At a near by strip joint, a young girl works the
stage, earning her pay."
Sleazy guys: "Take
it off, take it all off, baby!"
Pan: "Eeek!
Don't you realize I'm underage?! Mommy!
Get me out of here!"
Gohan <off camera>:
"Just then, a local cop came in to bust up the
joint."
SSJ Trunks: "FREEZE,
S.I.B (S.I.B = Saiyajins In Blue)!!! What's this
about an underage girl working here!?'
Sleazy guys: "Cheese
it, it's the cops! Run for it!"
SSJ Trunks: "Well,
the others might have gotten away, but I'm hauling you
to the county police station, buddy."
Chibi Goku: "Noooo,
I don't wanna! This is the only place I can call
home!"
Pan: "Stop looking
there, pervert!"
Trunks <off camera>:
"Shortly after, the remaining men were brought
to jail, and the young lady was freed from the whore
house."
Gohan: "Today,
we have a special feature! Here is Mirai Trunks
with his "Trunks' Cool Report" telling us
what's hot and what's not in today's world. Welcome
Mirai Trunks."
M. Trunks: "Thanks
for having me, Gohan."
What's cool on Mirai Trunks' Cool Report? Click
here to see
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