The Dragonball News Show
AKA: The result of Meri and Alyssa having far too much
free cotton candy at a carnival.
<Insert dramatic news theme music
here>
Gohan: "Hello,
I'm your host, Son Gohan."
GT Trunks: "And
I'm your co-anchor, Trunks. Welcome to the Satan
City 6:23 and 17 Seconds News".
Gohan <turns to face camera>:
"In our top news story, well-known fighter, Vegeta,
was the subject of a suicide attempt today."
Gohan <off camera>:
"After discovering that he had lost all of his
spandex suits in a bet, Vegeta attempted to end his
life by jumping off the ledge of Satan City Bank."
<cut to footage of the incident>
Vegeta: "No more spandex for little
Vegeta! I can't go on! My life has no purpose!
It's all over, over I say!"
Gohan <off camera>:
"Suddenly, the city's hero and World Champion,
Mr. Satan, arrived on the scene to say the day."
Mr. Satan: "Ohohohohoho!
Fear not, I, Mr. Satan, will use my amazing strength
to save that poor soul who is clinging on the top of
that building and yelling something about spandex!"
Gohan <off camera>:
"Just then, Vegeta lost all hope that he had left,
and decided to take The Big Plunge."
Vegeta: "Aiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!
Maybe this wasn't such a good ideeeeeeaaaaaa!!!!......."
Mr. Satan: "Don't
worry, I'll catch you! Just hang on sonny boy,
Mr. Satan will make it all right again!"
Gohan <off camera>:
"All seemed well, as Mr. Satan was about to use
his might to save Vegeta from splattering 5 ways from
Sunday on the sidewalk."
Gohan <off camera>:
"Unfortunately, Mr. Satan missed."
Mr. Satan: ".....whoops."
Gohan <off camera>:
"The latest word is that Vegeta is intensive care
at a near by hospital."
Vegeta: "Someone
change my goddamn bed pan."
Trunks: "In our
other top story of the day, it would seem that the identity
of the elusive Great Saiyaman has been revealed!"
<cut to footage> Trunks
<off camera>: "Who is this masked
savior of the city?"
Trunks <off camera>:
"Our sources tell us that the Great Saiyaman is
none other than......"
Who is REALLY the Great Saiyaman!? Place your bets,
then go here!
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