A Dragonball Thanksgiving
AKA: The result of trying to make a blatant rip-off
of "Iron Chef" by turning it into a Thanksgiving
show.
Trunks: "Arg!
Father, I can't believe you could mess up like this,
on all days!"
Vegeta: "Brat,
what are you rambling about this time? Bandana
on too tight?"
Trunks: "No,
not that. It's Thanksgiving, and we're hosting
the party for everyone here at Capsule Corp., and
THIS dinner is the BEST you could come up with?!"
Vegeta: "Looks
fine to me."
Trunks: "How
in god's name do you think a hot dog is going to feed
a huge group of people!? *sigh* Where
is mother when you need her?"
[Miko's note: Bulma figure
should be arriving in the mail any day now, whee!]
<DING DONG!>
Trunks: "Oh great,
now some guests are here, and we don't even have a
suitable meal..."
Goku: "Hello,
the Son Family is here!"
Trunks: "Hi Goku,
Gohan, Goten...glad you could make it. Although,
I'm gonna warn you in advance, I think our party is
gonna suck ass."
Vegeta: "Geez
boy, you don't have to rub it in. I'm a warrior,
dammit, not a cook." *insert blatant Star Trek
rip-off here*
Trunks: "Hey,
it seems like someone in your family is missing.
Is it..."
Goku: "Oh! I
forgot to tell you, we have a new family member!
Come on in...."
Goku: "BRO!"
Raditz: "Happy
Thanksgiving, everybody!"
................................
[Miko's note: We got a new
"cast member". Just go with the flow!]
Raditz: "My,
Vegeta. How you've grown! *snicker* What
a big boy you are."
Vegeta: "Stuff
it, pineapple head. Hey, weren't you dead?"
Trunks (off camera):
"Well, it STILL feels like someone from your
family is missing..."
<DING DONG!>
Vegeta: "Oh,
I'll get it..*mumble mumble*"
Vegeta: "Why
if it isn't...er...everyone else."
Krillin: "Gee,
nice to see you too, Vegeta."
Piccolo: "Wha-wha,
wha....what da hell iz you callin' dat dinner up in
dis mug, yo?!"
Vegeta: "You
mind repeating that in English, Namek?"
Piccolo: "I mean,
that Thanksgiving dinner of yours looks like a pile
of pig slop. How dare you try to pass that off
as a meal to your guests!"
Vegeta: "Oh yeah!?
Wanna make something of it!"
Piccolo: "You
bet I do! I challenge you to a cooking competition!"
Vegeta: "But
mama always told me that real men don't bake..."
Goku: "A cook-off!?
Sounds like fun! I'm in!"
Vegeta: "Gah!
Kakarotto, why must you always butt in! Fine
then. I shall prove I am stronger than you,
even in the realm of culinary delights, I shall defeat
you!"
Wow, these
guys are more competitive than humanly possible!
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