Dragonball As Titanic
AKA: The result of Meri and Alyssa being utterly
hyper after the first week of school
Dragon Ball As Titanic: The Extremely
James Cameron: "Hello, I am James
Someone off camera: "No you're not!"
James Cameron: "<ahem!> Hello,
I'm James Cameron. Actually, I'm Son Gohan pretending
to be James Cameron. Today, we present to you
our version of the multi-million dollar film, Titanic...DB
James: "Our story begins with Rose, her
mother and fiancee ready to board the ship of dreams."
Rose: "Hmph! It doesn't look any
bigger than the Mauritania!"
Cal: "Oh Ruth, your daughter is so difficult
Jack: "<huff huff huff> Hey ship,
wait for meeee!!!"
People on the ship: "Goodbye! Bye!"
Jack: "It sure is cool that I won that
ticket to board Titanic from that lucky handed game
James Cameron (narrating): "After a little
while, Rose realizes that she is very dissatisfied with
her life, seeing as how she is being forced to marry
Cal, and is ready to jump off the stern to end her suffering."
Rose: "GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!!! It's all
over for me!! Yep...sure is...all over... Umm.."
Jack: "Heh, nice dress, Goten!"
Rose: "Shut up, Trunks!"
Jack: "Ok, ok. Hey, pretty lady,
Rose: "No! Don't come any closer!
Jack: "Aw, you don't wanna do that.
Besides, I don't wanna have to jump in and save you.
I'd get all wet and ruin my beautiful hair!"
Rose: "Well, ok. If you insist!"
Rose: "Oh no! I'm slipping!!!!"
Jack: "Dammit! I knew I shouldn't have
worn those slippery rubber gloves! Don't worry,
I got ya!"
Rose: "Wow! Thanks! You saved me twice!
By the way, my name is Rose."
Jack: "My name's Jack, a struggling artist
who likes to draw nekkid French women!"
Rose: "How would you like to come to
dinner with me?"
Jack: "Umm...sure. But keep in
mind, I have no manners. <burp>"
James: "So Jack got a lesson on
how to be a gentleman and went to dinner with Rose and
her family and had a spiffy time. Then, they went
down to the steerage party room and had a rip roarin'
good time. But Cal sent his man-servant, Lovejoy,
down to spy on the two new friends."
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