You came! Konnichiwa!
Tiffany: "...HIM!!! The marevlous
Billy Bo Bubba Trunks!"
Bubba Trunks: "Howdy!"
Tiffany: "Oh darling..."
Brunette (Kelly): "No WAY are
you going out with my man! I'M dating Bubba Trunks!"
Tiffany: "Well, we've been
dating since..."
Kelly: "NO! I DON'T wanna hear
it...no, I *don't* WANT to hear it!"
Trunks: "Whoa, Billy Bo Bubba
Trunks! How didja get so many chicks!?"
Bubba Trunks: "Duhhhh...I'm
a man's lady!!!"
Trunks: "I think you mean LADY'S
man, you dip wad!!!"
Bubba Trunks: "Whatever."
Kelly: "It doesn't matter to
me! I still have another second string man! I was dating
Trunks the whole time, also!!"
Audience: :::::GASP!!!:::::
Bubba Trunks: "WHAT!? You steal
mah woman!? You bastard!!!!! I hate you, Trunks!!!"
Trunks: "'Zat so!? Ya wanna
start something up with me, man!? YOU WAN' A PIECE
O' ME!?"
Bubba Trunks: "I'll sit on
your head!"
Trunks: "You ARE sitting on
my head! And man, does it stink in here!"
Audience: "TUXEDO! TUXEDO!
TUXEDO!"
Trunks: "DIE, lardo!"
Bubba Trunks: "Are you gonna
try to kiss me?! I don't wanna be kissed by you, that's
just plain NASTY, man!"
To find out if Trunks DOES kiss Bubba Trunks, you know what
to do
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